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 The Anointed One
Sloth's apprentice
 
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 Re: How to randomly meet girls.  [Re: Choix Sinaloa]
#523271 - 02/04/11 11:34 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
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The Anointed One
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Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
See my friend over there? He was wondering if you think I’m cute.
I’m going back to my place to make out. Care to join me?
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Okay, I'll stop.
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"My one-of-a-kind-self gets stoned every day like Jesus did."
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Choix Sinaloa
Coke
Registered: 12/13/10
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Loc: Cali
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Quote:
The Anointed One said:
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
See my friend over there? He was wondering if you think I’m cute.
I’m going back to my place to make out. Care to join me?
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Okay, I'll stop.
Confusing but still funny at the end, idk why though
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My lesbian neighbors gave me a watch, i guess they misunderstood when i said i wanted to watch.
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The Anointed One
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Choix Sinaloa]
#523295 - 02/05/11 12:29 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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What, you mean you thought "okay, I'll stop" was supposed to be a line? 
Yeah, I could see that.
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Choix Sinaloa
Coke
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Quote:
The Anointed One said:
What, you mean you thought "okay, I'll stop" was supposed to be a line?
Yeah, I could see that.
 Haha ya
I've actually read it like 4 times
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My lesbian neighbors gave me a watch, i guess they misunderstood when i said i wanted to watch.
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 coda
Registered: 04/20/08
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Choix Sinaloa]
#523384 - 02/05/11 09:43 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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My favorite one to use is "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
60% of the time it works every time.
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MFDoom666: sobriety kills my buzz every time.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: coda]
#523421 - 02/05/11 01:00 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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coda said:
My favorite one to use is "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
60% of the time it works every time.
......Ok, you sound like one of those people who would put a rag over a chick's face 
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The Anointed One
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
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coda said:
My favorite one to use is "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
60% of the time it works every time.
......Ok, you sound like one of those people who would put a rag over a chick's face
   
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
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Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Whoa dude gremlin overload, let's take it down a notch.
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The Anointed One
Sloth's apprentice
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heh. Sorry. It's too "early in the morning" for using my big boy words.
Plus I realized when I had the panel open, I could just about say it all with the gremlins.
DAMN, I should have used the captain obvious thing.
Gremlin fail. 
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Edited by The Anointed One (02/05/11 01:46 PM)
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MFDoom666
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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