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 Choix Sinaloa
Coke
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 How to randomly meet girls. 
#522772 - 02/03/11 04:23 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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go walk a tortoise
im buying one right now!
syke
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MFDoom666
trash hoarder
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 Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Choix Sinaloa]
#522782 - 02/03/11 04:41 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol, 9/11.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Cage
Melancholy Mindfuck.
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: MFDoom666]
#522792 - 02/03/11 05:11 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Awesome.. 
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 FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Cage]
#522794 - 02/03/11 05:15 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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How much do polar bears weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm (your name here) 
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meatcakeman
You Have Heard of the Yetti
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
How much do polar bears weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm (your name here)
pick up lines are the worst.
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sǝıqɐq ɹɐʇ
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: meatcakeman] 1
#522797 - 02/03/11 05:21 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've never used one. I can't bring myself to do it 
My pick up line is like "Hey, what's up?" 
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meatcakeman
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don't give in.. it has to be the perfect situation (usually after a lot of booze) and you have to have perfect execution... it's a waste of time, imo
'hey, what's up?' has actually worked better than any pick up line, at least for me and most everyone else i know 'round dis here parts
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sǝıqɐq ɹɐʇ
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: meatcakeman]
#522804 - 02/03/11 05:36 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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NYC - the city with EVERYTHING.
Puppies are the best pussy magnet in the entire fucking world.
I used to have a friend with an iguana he'd carry around on his shoulders.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: RasJeph]
#522805 - 02/03/11 05:37 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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puppies ftw!!!!!
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
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I always volunteer to walk the neighbors new puppies in the summer time 
Not only do you get to play with an awesome super cute animal, you get 100s of random ladies to talk to haha.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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Shaggy420
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: RasJeph]
#522815 - 02/03/11 06:04 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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so true 
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meatcakeman
You Have Heard of the Yetti
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: RasJeph]
#522816 - 02/03/11 06:06 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
RasJeph said:
I always volunteer to walk the neighbors new puppies in the summer time
Not only do you get to play with an awesome super cute animal, you get 100s of random ladies to talk to haha.
this is true...
i just got a puppy over xmas and it's been working fairly well since
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Choix Sinaloa
Coke
Registered: 12/13/10
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
How much do polar bears weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm (your name here)
bwahahahahahahahaha
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My lesbian neighbors gave me a watch, i guess they misunderstood when i said i wanted to watch.
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The Anointed One
Sloth's apprentice
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Choix Sinaloa]
#523173 - 02/04/11 03:44 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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I always liked the good old standby: "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
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Magash
The Feminizer
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"My dick just died and I would like to bury it in your ass"
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All creatures tremble when faced with violence. All creatures fear death, all love life. If we can only see ourselves in others, then how could we possibly hurt another creature?
 Join us at the Growery!
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Magash]
#523181 - 02/04/11 04:33 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Magash said:
"My dick just died and I would like to bury it in your ass"
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iStoner
Astral Beast
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
Quote:
Magash said:
"My dick just died and I would like to bury it in your ass"
dont laugh, it works every time. If you have enough money.
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T-Rex
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: iStoner]
#523226 - 02/04/11 09:21 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Wanna go halves in a baby?"
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The Anointed One
Sloth's apprentice
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: T-Rex]
#523233 - 02/04/11 09:41 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
"Wanna go halves in a baby?"
Never heard that one before.
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"My one-of-a-kind-self gets stoned every day like Jesus did."
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Choix Sinaloa
Coke
Registered: 12/13/10
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Loc: Cali
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Quote:
The Anointed One said:
Quote:
T-Rex said:
"Wanna go halves in a baby?"
Never heard that one before.
works every time!
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The Anointed One
Sloth's apprentice
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Choix Sinaloa]
#523271 - 02/04/11 11:34 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
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The Anointed One
Sloth's apprentice
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Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
See my friend over there? He was wondering if you think I’m cute.
I’m going back to my place to make out. Care to join me?
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Okay, I'll stop.
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Choix Sinaloa
Coke
Registered: 12/13/10
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Quote:
The Anointed One said:
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
See my friend over there? He was wondering if you think I’m cute.
I’m going back to my place to make out. Care to join me?
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Okay, I'll stop.
Confusing but still funny at the end, idk why though
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The Anointed One
Sloth's apprentice
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Choix Sinaloa]
#523295 - 02/05/11 12:29 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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What, you mean you thought "okay, I'll stop" was supposed to be a line?
Yeah, I could see that.
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Choix Sinaloa
Coke
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Quote:
The Anointed One said:
What, you mean you thought "okay, I'll stop" was supposed to be a line?
Yeah, I could see that.
 Haha ya
I've actually read it like 4 times
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coda
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Choix Sinaloa]
#523384 - 02/05/11 09:43 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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My favorite one to use is "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
60% of the time it works every time.
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MFDoom666: sobriety kills my buzz every time.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: coda]
#523421 - 02/05/11 01:00 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said:
My favorite one to use is "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
60% of the time it works every time.
......Ok, you sound like one of those people who would put a rag over a chick's face
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The Anointed One
Sloth's apprentice
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
Quote:
coda said:
My favorite one to use is "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
60% of the time it works every time.
......Ok, you sound like one of those people who would put a rag over a chick's face
   
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Whoa dude gremlin overload, let's take it down a notch.
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The Anointed One
Sloth's apprentice
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heh. Sorry. It's too "early in the morning" for using my big boy words.
Plus I realized when I had the panel open, I could just about say it all with the gremlins.
DAMN, I should have used the captain obvious thing.
Gremlin fail. 
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"My one-of-a-kind-self gets stoned every day like Jesus did."
Edited by The Anointed One (02/05/11 01:46 PM)
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MFDoom666
trash hoarder
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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