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 FurrowedBrow
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 Fake ass weed  1
#516761 - 01/21/11 06:46 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Was on wiakiki beach last saturday and I was approached by a fellow looking to sell some herb. Well, as im sure most of you would guess, I'm always down to at least see what's for sale. I was waiting by the bathroom for my buddies to finish up when he approached. We went into the bathroom to take a look at the buds. he had them what looked like a cellophane bag. While he was showing it to me i sensed some prying eyes behind us. Some straight laced fellow looking at what i was looking at. Anyway, we walked out of the bathroom and were talking $$ and noticed that that same guy was standing right there beside us just generally kind of being nosey. it seemed like he was pretending to use the phone. Both of us were getting pissed. So i just told him na, i didn't want any. We already had plenty of weed (i bought an eighth earlier the day prior). So we walked back to the beach with the rest of our group. He followed us and all along the way I was telling the guy nope, I was all sketched out by that other guy. Anyway, we get to the group and one of the guys i was with was down by the water and this mexican (or native idk) guy was talking to him. Then i noticed he just started walking away, like going back to the direction of the hotel. So i catch up with him and he starts telling me some crazy shit like this pusher man was telling him he's gonna fuck me up and stab me and what not. Well im a lover, not a fighter. so i walked back over to this pusher man and told him we could make a deal. I gave him a 20 and he gave me some bud. Below are pictures of what I uncovered upon returning back to the hotel room. There were probably 12 of us that were aware of all this that happened. I was excited to get some bud that looked great through the cellophane. Anyway, it most certainly wasn't bud. I am not even convinced it's a legal alternative. I have NO idea what this shit is. PLEASE someone help identify this shit. I through it away earlier this week. It didn't get me high.
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FarBeyondDriven
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some parts of it look weed...ish and some parts don't 
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I know right! I felt like such an idiot after it all went down, but w/e. i was on cloud motha fuckin nine anyway. I forgot to mention above, that all this took place while i was tripping on about 2 grams of p. cubensis that i harvested over two years ago.
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FarBeyondDriven
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how did you get the shrooms through?
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T-Rex
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Some bits even look like tobacco
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Re: Fake ass weed [Re: T-Rex]
#516772 - 01/21/11 07:00 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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some one put more time into the fake than just growing real. hahaha
Sorry dude
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dude, i made chocolates right after i harvested those shrooms. I just checked those in with my luggage. i took 25 of them. i came back with 2. It was such a blast man. I had people coming up to me thanking me the entire trip. I had so many people telling me that their trip down there changed their lives. I could NOT go to hawaii and not trip man. It's something ive wanted to do for a long time. I was just happy we scored some pot. i was worried about that since i didn't coordinate that. all is well! i started buying glass pieces where ever i travel too. so i got a couple new glass pieces. OMG, i will have to share one of them i saw. It was a down stem bowl that was all glass in the shape of a fat bud. it looked great! I got a pic of it. it was 110$ though.
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csmandpking said:
some one put more time into the fake than just growing real. hahaha
Sorry dude
lmao, i know right! The texture was weird. It had hairs you could pull out of it. Hairs like cat hair. and some of it was like a long leave that was rolled up into a bud. weird stuff indeed. i wish i would have saved it now.
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Man Hawaii sounds like a blast. I'd love to go sometime. Tripping in such a beautiful place sounds awesome too. Been about 2 years since my last trip. Don't really have a connect for them though. My buddy grew them and then stopped and moved to Florida. Ecuadors and Penis Envy. Don't really want them from just some random person who doesn't know strains and all, you know?
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yeah, i know. I got a HUGE amount of satisfaction in telling all those people that I knew exactly what they were ingesting. And they all trusted me. that made me smile for a while. I even showed them pictures of the mushrooms growing.
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csmandpking
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Dude, just grow some shrooms. way tooo easy to do so. I'll even send you spores man. they are legal, spores that is.
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I love that when people know their shit.
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Dude, just grow some shrooms. way tooo easy to do so. I'll even send you spores man. they are legal, spores that is.
Yeah, I know they're legal. Helped my buddy do it a couple years ago. Don't really trip that often though. I mean, we went through a spell when it was like everyday for 6 months or so, then we calmed down and did it like once every few months and then it stopped  I wouldn't do it a lot again.
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that guy looked soooo shady...... oh, well he probably needed that 20 bucks more than you.
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As a witness* I can back that up. It was very re-assuring to know where they came from, and how they were made. I even have two stashed away for me and my friend. Thanks again Furrowedbrow!!
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Re: Fake ass weed [Re: Ultratang7]
#516786 - 01/21/11 07:33 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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welcome to the growery dude/chick/person Any friend of FB is a friend to me 
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Re: Fake ass weed [Re: Ultratang7]
#516854 - 01/21/11 09:20 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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As a witness* I can back that up. It was very re-assuring to know where they came from, and how they were made. I even have two stashed away for me and my friend. Thanks again Furrowedbrow!!
thats soooo awesome u joined the forum here!!!!!!!!!! welcome to the growery! ask me if you have any questions over here. check out my gallery here and i will upload all those pics to facebook in just a bit. Aloha!
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iStoner
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looks so strange, what'd it taste like?
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Re: Fake ass weed [Re: iStoner]
#516946 - 01/21/11 11:57 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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nothing i can properly articulate at this point.
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hmmm, wonder if it is a legal alternative sprayed with that glass shit heh.
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Re: Fake ass weed [Re: coda]
#517073 - 01/22/11 09:43 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wanna see pics of your new piece!
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Sorry you got ripped off.
Shoulda found him and taken all of his money.
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this pusher man was telling him he's gonna fuck me up and stab me and what not. Well im a lover, not a fighter. so i walked back over to this pusher man and told him we could make a deal. I gave him a 20 and he gave me some bud. !
You got straight up punked
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FurrowedBrow said:
this pusher man was telling him he's gonna fuck me up and stab me and what not. Well im a lover, not a fighter. so i walked back over to this pusher man and told him we could make a deal. I gave him a 20 and he gave me some bud. !
You got straight up punked
Yeah, that's pretty much what i said up above. The people I was with thought it was the funniest thing ever. I was pretty scared in that moment though. Ultratang7 was there and he saw the look on my face when i told him to follow us. It's funny now though. $20 bucks really was a drop in the bucket and he surely needed it more than I. One more reason to hate the black fucking market!
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I wanna see pics of your new piece!
there's nothing special about them. One says Kona (i was in Kailua-Kona when i got em both) and the other is all black, a little longer than my other pipes and has a bulbous glass end on the bowl side. I met a tool army guy down there who does some fucking awesome glass work. He said he could hook me up with a piece for cheaper than retail. I may see if he can do something special to commemorate that trip. Here's a couple pics of the new pieces...
 
that Kona pipe i probably wont ever use.
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Beside the fake weed, sounds like a beautiful time! 
Glad you had fun!
Aloha
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Re: Fake ass weed [Re: FRACTALife]
#517192 - 01/22/11 04:37 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Those pieces look pretty tight to me!
What a great idea to pick one up when you travel; I might have to start doing that!
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Those pieces are nice man, I try to pick up a small bowl or something to chop my weed in from a local retailer when I travel, so I have weed bowls from around the place, and one or two from overseas 
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Re: Fake ass weed [Re: T-Rex]
#517392 - 01/23/11 02:22 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Never ever ever buy weed in the local tourist areas. The rolled up leaves are most likely sea weed that is the most comon practice.
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Re: Fake ass weed [Re: Magash]
#517396 - 01/23/11 02:33 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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looks like the fake buds in the ads in hightimes. was it really hard? i had a friend who was sold some of that fake hydro shit once and it was rock hard. like you couldn't brake it with your fingers.
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Re: Fake ass weed [Re: Magash]
#517500 - 01/23/11 11:35 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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No, it's not hard, in fact it has the texture of some really sticky herb.
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Never ever ever buy weed in the local tourist areas. The rolled up leaves are most likely sea weed that is the most comon practice.
i live and learn my friend. I looked at it before i bought it and i thought it looked legit. should have asked to smell it i guess. it certainly doesn't smell like weed. Whoever put it together did a lot of work on it, and should be shot in both knee caps.
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Werp werp, Hawaii 5-0 all up on your ass man. I have heard some horrifying stories about Hawaii's crime scene. This is one of them, I'd say it looks like bud; but, it was probably some landscape plant he balled up and dried. What you should have done is got on yo digitizer and called up the nearest somoan favre to save your ass and then bought a pack of cigarettes (which surprisingly cost $10 in Hawaii). I'm just glad your safe, drugs and violence do not coincide naturally - case in point.
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Re: Fake ass weed [Re: iStoner] 1
#552432 - 05/01/11 07:45 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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This stuff you got looks a lot like some of the shit they sell here.
http://www.legalbuds.com/
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Re: Fake ass weed [Re: iStoner]
#552456 - 05/01/11 08:16 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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this thread makes me laugh.
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Re: Fake ass weed [Re: iStoner]
#552507 - 05/01/11 10:16 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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iStoner said:
This stuff you got looks a lot like some of the shit they sell here.
http://www.legalbuds.com/
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