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InvisibleBlueBerry_SwisherS
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: iStoner]
    #515498 - 01/19/11 09:12 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.


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OfflineChillWillis
old school fool


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #515617 - 01/19/11 01:52 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

goddamn mechanic
seventy dollars for a
full mount and balance

:crankey:


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InvisibleFarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ChillWillis]
    #515619 - 01/19/11 01:54 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

A place I know charges
that an hour just for labor
how long did it take?


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #515623 - 01/19/11 01:59 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I want to shoot dope
There is no dope around for me
Someone buy me dope


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InvisibleFarBeyondDriven
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: spacemonkey69]
    #515626 - 01/19/11 02:00 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

You should take that as
a sign that you shouldn't be
shooting dope anyway


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OfflineChillWillis
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #515644 - 01/19/11 02:26 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

only took an hour
actually was fourty bucks
not too shabby man


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ChillWillis]
    #565066 - 06/17/11 10:38 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Six fucking bong rips
Gotta cut the fucking grass
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #565068 - 06/17/11 10:58 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

my mom is a bitch
my no good friend owes me cash
time to grab my gat

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565069 - 06/17/11 11:06 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

nevermind no gun
will find dumbass friend today
make it right with bat

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565071 - 06/17/11 11:18 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

why is it so slow
people must add excitemnt
A 7 X post tits

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InvisibleBlueBerry_SwisherS
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565072 - 06/17/11 11:21 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Lol :boobs:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #565073 - 06/17/11 11:33 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

one beer left in fridge
have to wait long time for more
guess i'll take a nap

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Offlinesmurf_master
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Registered: 05/12/11
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565081 - 06/17/11 12:33 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

smoking some reefer
got shit to do up in here
time to masturbate

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OfflineRasJeph
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565083 - 06/17/11 12:45 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

woke up and still drunk
fucking neighbors loud lawn mower
might go kill him soon


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InvisibleHarry_Ba11sachM
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565084 - 06/17/11 12:46 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Big_tiggy said:
why is it so slow
people must add excitemnt
A 7 X post tits




You know that even though 7 is only one digit it's two syllables, right?


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Offlinesmurf_master
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #565085 - 06/17/11 12:56 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Big_tiggy said:

why is it so slow
people must add excitemnt
A 7 X post tits





punk you cant stop me
your haikus are weak ass shit
give up while you can

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565087 - 06/17/11 01:00 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

respecting females
is what life is all about
posting tits is rude

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InvisibleHarry_Ba11sachM
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565088 - 06/17/11 01:02 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I only respect
beings that deserve respect
blast jizz in her eye


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565089 - 06/17/11 01:03 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I see you driving
'round town with the girl i love
and im like, fuck you.


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #565090 - 06/17/11 01:06 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I hear that my bro
give her a load in the mouth
she'll be begging "more!"

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