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 BlueBerry_Swisher
Heart Slowed
Registered: 12/19/10
Posts: 3,303
Loc: Raw Headspace 
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 Re: The Angry Haiku thread  [Re: iStoner]
#515498 - 01/19/11 09:12 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
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Let food be thy medicine
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 ChillWillis
old school fool
Registered: 06/14/09
Posts: 2,213
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goddamn mechanic
seventy dollars for a
full mount and balance
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
 
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ChillWillis]
#515619 - 01/19/11 01:54 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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A place I know charges
that an hour just for labor
how long did it take?
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spacemonkey69
Trusted Vaporizer
Registered: 12/22/08
Posts: 1,018
Loc:
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I want to shoot dope
There is no dope around for me
Someone buy me dope
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“You see this glass bong?” asks Achaan Chaa, the Thai meditation master. “For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I smoke out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass bong on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”[/quote]
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: spacemonkey69]
#515626 - 01/19/11 02:00 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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You should take that as
a sign that you shouldn't be
shooting dope anyway
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ChillWillis
old school fool
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only took an hour
actually was fourty bucks
not too shabby man
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ChillWillis]
#565066 - 06/17/11 10:38 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Six fucking bong rips
Gotta cut the fucking grass
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#565068 - 06/17/11 10:58 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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my mom is a bitch
my no good friend owes me cash
time to grab my gat
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
Last seen: 12 years, 8 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565069 - 06/17/11 11:06 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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nevermind no gun
will find dumbass friend today
make it right with bat
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
Last seen: 12 years, 8 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565071 - 06/17/11 11:18 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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why is it so slow
people must add excitemnt
A 7 X post tits
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BlueBerry_Swisher
Heart Slowed
Registered: 12/19/10
Posts: 3,303
Loc: Raw Headspace
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565072 - 06/17/11 11:21 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol 
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
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one beer left in fridge
have to wait long time for more
guess i'll take a nap
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere 
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565081 - 06/17/11 12:33 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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smoking some reefer
got shit to do up in here
time to masturbate
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565083 - 06/17/11 12:45 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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woke up and still drunk
fucking neighbors loud lawn mower
might go kill him soon
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Why should that mean it isn't real?
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565084 - 06/17/11 12:46 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Big_tiggy said:
why is it so slow
people must add excitemnt
A 7 X post tits
You know that even though 7 is only one digit it's two syllables, right?
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere 
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
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Quote:
Big_tiggy said:
why is it so slow
people must add excitemnt
A 7 X post tits
punk you cant stop me
your haikus are weak ass shit
give up while you can
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565087 - 06/17/11 01:00 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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respecting females
is what life is all about
posting tits is rude
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565088 - 06/17/11 01:02 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I only respect
beings that deserve respect
blast jizz in her eye
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565089 - 06/17/11 01:03 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I see you driving
'round town with the girl i love
and im like, fuck you.
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
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I hear that my bro
give her a load in the mouth
she'll be begging "more!"
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