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Once your bacon is done, set aside to cool until it's cool enough to crumble.
Next up, sauté mushrooms, onions, and garlic until they are to the consistency of your liking:
Whisk eggs, salt, and pepper together. Add a decent amount of butter in a separate pan, set to medium heat and add your whisked eggs to the pan. Let cook until ready and add your bacon, mushrooms, and cheese:
Lastly, flip closed your omelette and let sit on low heat for a couple of minutes until the cheese gets nice and melty and omelette is a nice golden brown:
Finally, it's ready! Top with avocado and sriracha. Eat Up!
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you could, i just find it easier to cook it and then crumble it. i find it easier to cook when not cut into tiny pieces. plus crumbling takes mere seconds.
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
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it's a two person omelette. i split it with my mom, but she didn't want a whole lot so i took the bigger half. i could eat a whole one though, it's only a 3 egg omelette.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! -- JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! -- JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
it adds a nice spicy kick. i put it on just about everything. goes REALLY well with pizza and pastas, especially mac and cheese.
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Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! -- JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
it took me many times to get it right. i still fuck up sometimes: especially when high, but sober as well.
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
another midnight omelette. no bacon or mushrooms this time, just red onion, serano peppers, and cheese. topped with cock sauce (of course), cilantro, and a dollop of sour cream. (my mother stole some before i could even transfer this deliciousness onto a plate!) sourdough toasty goodness and some tasty berries are always a plus.
plus this adorable and curious creature that never seems able to leave me alone when i'm in the kitchen.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! -- JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! -- JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
geo and i were supposed to have omelettes together today.
someone missed out. i think it's nap time.
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Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.