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 Big_tiggy
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 THC Detox 
#512238 - 01/09/11 12:31 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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So I'm a fuck-up and I smoked some weed friday (5 days before a drug test) but I really fuckin needed to my life has been stress but thats besides the point, do you guys know how I can clean all the weed outa my system by this next wednesday with out fake piss or those expensive cleaners at head shops. Something I can do myself to guarantee I pass the drug test....
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KaptKid
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Re: THC Detox [Re: Big_tiggy]
#512249 - 01/09/11 01:02 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Big_tiggy said:
(5 days before a drug test) with out fake piss or those expensive cleaners at head shops. Something I can do myself to guarantee I pass the drug test....
Most likely , u be fucked
Drink gallons of water everyday till test. Right up till test time.
If your karma's good and the gods like u, maybe , u want rot in jail 
Best of luck to man.
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Big_tiggy
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Re: THC Detox [Re: KaptKid]
#512276 - 01/09/11 01:58 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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well I drink a lot of beer/vodka on a daily basis and since thc connects to alcohol u think that would help?
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Justice_Fish
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Re: THC Detox [Re: Big_tiggy]
#512291 - 01/09/11 02:22 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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water. WATER.
not too much though you can die of water intoxication
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 Dr. Siekadellyk
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Quote:
Justice_Fish said:
water. WATER.
not too much though you can die of water intoxication
?? The didn't really specify about how much water she drank in what amount of time??
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CrayolaHalls
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Dr. Siekadellyk said:
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Justice_Fish said:
water. WATER.
not too much though you can die of water intoxication
?? The didn't really specify about how much water she drank in what amount of time??
It's right in the article header:
died after drinking four litres of water in under two hours
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muse42
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I've heard cranberry juice works over time, don't know how long, but be safe and get an "expensive cleaner". It's worth it if it means keeping your job.
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Dr. Siekadellyk
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CrayolaHalls said:
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Dr. Siekadellyk said:
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Justice_Fish said:
water. WATER.
not too much though you can die of water intoxication
?? The didn't really specify about how much water she drank in what amount of time??
It's right in the article header:
died after drinking four litres of water in under two hours
Oh thanks. I dunno how I missed that.
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FurrowedBrow
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Re: THC Detox [Re: Big_tiggy]
#512320 - 01/09/11 03:30 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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i would recommend you just buy some urine. www.ureasample.com is a good site. ive used them a couple of times and so has a buddy of mine 100% success rate. it's a bit pricey but i think it's worth it. is this a test where they will be watching the urine leave your penis with mirrors all around to get a 360 degree view of the show?
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Big_tiggy
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sorry guys cant usefake urine (they watch me piss) and I cant afford the cleanser, is there some kind of conconction I can whip up on my own to help?
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Justice_Fish
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Re: THC Detox [Re: Big_tiggy]
#512331 - 01/09/11 04:02 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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nop. There was the fake dick with fake piss that was pretty good, but they got busted selling it.
Looks like you just had not to smoke a couple days prior to a drug test. Congrats champ!! 
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Big_tiggy
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well i've had prior success with drinking a pot of green tea, 2 glasses of cranberry juice, 2 multi vitamins, and then about half a gallon of water but i was wondering if you guys knew anything better so I dont have to drink all that shit right before the test...
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still beLIEve
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Re: THC Detox [Re: Big_tiggy]
#512350 - 01/09/11 04:42 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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i think its pretty stupid of you.
but whatever.
if you take the kinda tests i do then they will test for dilution as well.
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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Big_tiggy
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thats what the vitamins are for
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still beLIEve
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Re: THC Detox [Re: Big_tiggy]
#512356 - 01/09/11 04:47 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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no dude, that doesn't work.
maybe it for yours it does.
but for ours, that shit doesnt fly. vitamins, b12, creatine. it doesnt work with mine. you get 28 days for a dilution as opposed to 7 days for failing a test because your tampering they say.
if you think you can get away with it, rock on. stupid ass decision though. and i think its immature to blame it on stress in your life.
whatevs though
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Big_tiggy
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you're sayin you dont smoke a bowl when you're stressed, look dude I've come off heroin, now I'm tryin to come off the booze and benzo's, I FUCKING need a little weed here and there to cope
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Re: THC Detox [Re: Big_tiggy]
#512361 - 01/09/11 05:01 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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How much did you smoke first of all?
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still beLIEve
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Re: THC Detox [Re: Big_tiggy]
#512364 - 01/09/11 05:08 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Big_tiggy said:
you're sayin you dont smoke a bowl when you're stressed, look dude I've come off heroin, now I'm tryin to come off the booze and benzo's, I FUCKING need a little weed here and there to cope
once a month - ish ill smoke some DMT or some acid. to center myself, and to grow spiritually because my drug use stunted my emotional, spiritual, and mental growth for a long time.
and to answer your question - no i dont smoke a bowl when im stressed. i talk to someone, or try to find another way to handle the situation. i haven't smoked weed since june.
im coming off heroin, OC and benzos myself, so you dont think im judging something i dont know anything about.
and one more thing, in my opinion you need to learn to cope with things by yourself and not with a chemicals aid. thats just numbing and hiding the problem, not getting to the root of the issue.
just my two cents.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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CrayolaHalls
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Re: THC Detox [Re: Big_tiggy]
#512367 - 01/09/11 05:20 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Big_tiggy said:
you're sayin you dont smoke a bowl when you're stressed, look dude I've come off heroin, now I'm tryin to come off the booze and benzo's, I FUCKING need a little weed here and there to cope
awwwww... Big Tiggy is the "victim" 
People have kicked plenty of times without weed. You just made a bad decision. If you don't have enough control then you might get what you need in spite of yourself.
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mhbound
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Nobody "gets what they need" when they are locked in jail for failing simply for marijuana...I've been drug through the court system for failing piss tests so take that shit somewhere else.
But to some degree he is right. You were given a chance and knew the rules to maintain your freedom.
http://www.marijuanalibrary.org/bladder.html (read it and read the other guides that really explain what they do)
They released this guide for drug courts(the US government) and it explains to the PO what to check for, its also a good guide.
Substitution is the best method though dude...I did it with people looking at me.
But if you are content on dilution you need to understand what you are fooling.
You need to practice over and over and over. I used dilution and passed a couple times but mainly did substitution because dilution almost sent me to jail more than once...The line wasn't visible the first time.
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