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King Koopa
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The Something Funny You Just Read Thread 1
#511312 - 01/05/11 10:24 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Most biblical scholars will tell you that Jesus had cornrows and wore a do-rag.
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: King Koopa] 2
#511318 - 01/05/11 10:30 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Most biblical scholars will tell you that Jesus had cornrows and wore a do-rag.
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The amount of pot that Gask smokes is equivalent to a guy shooting heroin on weekends
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: drawde] 1
#511335 - 01/05/11 10:50 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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where'd this gem come from?
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#511338 - 01/05/11 11:10 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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IMDB. A forum I enjoy reading every blue moon. SOOO much lulz
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: King Koopa]
#511357 - 01/06/11 12:09 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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AN estimated 100,000 fish have died in the northwest of Arkansas, the same state where up to 5000 dead birds recently fell from the sky.
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: King Koopa]
#511358 - 01/06/11 12:13 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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What the fuck happened with all that? i heard something in passing about a bunch of birds dyin or some shit recently, but I've been busy and hadn't really heard anything else. What was that all about?
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: King Koopa]
#511359 - 01/06/11 12:14 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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AN estimated 100,000 fish have died in the northwest of Arkansas, the same state where up to 5000 dead birds recently fell from the sky.
Yea, thats true, the same kind of Red Tipped Black Bird bird died in droves on Louisiana and Sweden
They are trying to blame it on fireworks but that's a of an excuse if I ever heard one.
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: niteowl]
#511360 - 01/06/11 12:20 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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12/2012
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: King Koopa]
#511366 - 01/06/11 01:10 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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My guess was poisoning of some sort, or a disease
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: King Koopa]
#511375 - 01/06/11 03:14 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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King Koopa said: 12/2012
It's 01/2011
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
#511381 - 01/06/11 05:29 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Most likely the weather did that.
Fish kills are pretty common, bird kills not as much, but they do happen.
I don't know why the media treats this kill-off any different than others that happen
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: DungenessDank]
#511382 - 01/06/11 05:35 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Semi-sobriety gives you a good perspective on how fucked up people get on drugs.
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: King Koopa]
#511383 - 01/06/11 05:36 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: DungenessDank]
#511417 - 01/06/11 10:35 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
#511425 - 01/06/11 10:49 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- Alcoholics Anonymous is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from alcoholism.
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: King Koopa]
#511429 - 01/06/11 11:09 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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In the Martha Stewart paint line there is a color called
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Salvia
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: drawde]
#511432 - 01/06/11 11:21 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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dgamn. I had no idea martha stewarts website is so dank.
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: King Koopa]
#511472 - 01/06/11 03:28 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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them crazy west virginians, i wonder if JED had anything to do with this.
speaking of west virginia, watch a move called White Lightnin'. Pretty crazy.
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
#515871 - 01/19/11 08:55 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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The video shows Nadya Suleman, dressed in a black corset, black leggings and her body is kinda smokin’. Octo whips the dude in the diaper, so much so he has welts on his back. The video is being shopped for sale. We’re told both Nadya and the dude have signed the model release so it can be sold.
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: DungenessDank]
#516048 - 01/20/11 08:11 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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DungenessDank said: Most likely the weather did that.
Fish kills are pretty common, bird kills not as much, but they do happen.
I don't know why the media treats this kill-off any different than others that happen
slow news day
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: kyuzo]
#516272 - 01/20/11 03:25 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lil Wayne on the bible:
"I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where some character was once this, but he ended up being that. Like he'd be dissing Jesus, and then he ends up being a saint. That was cool."
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: King Koopa]
#516273 - 01/20/11 03:26 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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King Koopa said: Lil Wayne on the bible:
"I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where some character was once this, but he ended up being that. Like he'd be dissing Jesus, and then he ends up being a saint. That was cool."
HAHAHA!
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: Cage]
#522291 - 02/02/11 09:19 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Brad Pitt to Play John Marston in Red Dead Redemption Movie
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: King Koopa]
#522475 - 02/02/11 07:24 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sauce!
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Re: The Something Funny You Just Read Thread [Re: T-Rex]
#523220 - 02/04/11 08:57 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Go faster and think of Paris Hilton
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