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FarBeyondDriven
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Ohhhh man
#508781 - 12/25/10 12:08 PM (14 years, 15 days ago) |
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Some of my family =
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drawde
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Haha, same for everyone dude.
Alcohol makes Christmas tolerable.
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Dr. Siekadellyk
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FarBeyondDriven said: Some of my family =
haha what happened?
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iStoner
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FarBeyondDriven said: Some of my family =
haha what happened?
tell us.
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mhbound
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FarBeyondDriven said: Some of my family =
yea same here. i wasn't invited to christmas at my brothers because me and my dad got in to it. i told him i was going to break his jaw if he didnt shut the fuck up and then he said like 'well i didnt ask you to come out here' and i replied with 'well youre clearly too stupid to do it yourself, you had to come in and ask everyone else' and then he just gave a blank stare like damn hes right.
then i went back to sleep. i really fucking hate the holidays.
i wish i was jewish that way i would have had to go through this yesterday
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KaptKid
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Re: Ohhhh man [Re: iStoner]
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iStoner said:
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Dr. Siekadellyk said:
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FarBeyondDriven said: Some of my family =
haha what happened?
tell us.
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Shaggy420
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Re: Ohhhh man [Re: KaptKid] 1
#508812 - 12/25/10 05:03 PM (14 years, 14 days ago) |
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everyones family does facepalm worthy shit. usually due to the consumption of alcohol
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CrayolaHalls
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FarBeyondDriven said: Some of my family =
I hear that!
I just had dinner with some of mine. Had to watch a cousin check in with the county jail twice because they gave her the day out for good behavior. Her head is so fucked up from heavy alcohol and crack abuse that she had to keep asking her teenage sons to remind her when to call.
Then there is the bitchy cousin who can't cook and always acts like it is some act of divinity that she helped clean up after a meal.
Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if half of my family wasn't from West Virginia.
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Justice_Fish
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FarBeyondDriven said: Some of my family =
i can relate to that
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FRACTALife
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FarBeyondDriven said: Some of my family =
I know what you mean.
Conservative catholic family on my mother's side.
Grandma to my sister:
"You're vegan? No you're not!"
"Yes I am."
"No. Vegans don't eat anything."
"No, we just don't have dairy or meat."
"You're never going to have babies!"
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Sir Smokes A-Lot
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FarBeyondDriven said: Some of my family =
Don't worry, mine too!
-------------------- "Everybody seems to think I'm lazy
I don't mind, I think they're crazy
Running everywhere at such a speed
Till they find, there's no need"
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Shr0000ooooms
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Mine's awesome, except for my mom gets a little too annoying happy sometimes but fuck it free gifts, free booze, free cigarettes and leftover weed.
I love getting fucked up with my bro/sister and Christmas is just another day that we all get to chill.(I come to the house for Christmas break)
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eNtranceAsexit
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Yeah, you're all making your famjams out to sound like trailer trash...
I am sure it can't be all that bad.
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Shr0000ooooms
Cannabis Sampler
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haha we're not, we just enjoying drinking/smoking.
The fact I live in VA doesn't help....
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CrayolaHalls
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eNtranceAsexit said: Yeah, you're all making your famjams out to sound like trailer trash...
I am sure it can't be all that bad.
I don't like calling people trash. My family has its share of assholes and I like telling people about them.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Dr. Siekadellyk said:
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FarBeyondDriven said: Some of my family =
haha what happened?
I was talking about my crazy aunt in this post, but this is what happened after I made this post:
Ok, first of all, my dad, whom I'm really cool with, USUALLY, starting drinking Crown Royal at noon. Anyways, he was talking about getting a half gram of coke by about 4pm and didn't want me to think he was a bad person . I told him I didn't care what he did, he's a grown man, do what you want. I told him I did a oxy xmas eve night. Everyone else is getting fucked up, I am too, fuck it He already knew about that, just told me to not make it a habit, which isn't an issue anyway. Anyways, a couple hours later, I mentioned that I went and finished off the half an oxy I had and was about to crash out seeing as how I only had about 3 hours of sleep xmas eve. Just couldn't sleep. Tossing and turning til 8am. Anyway, he flips the fuck out, starts calling me a heroin addict in front of my gma, calls me a bitch, fuckin crazy shit. Telling me fuck you and shit. So by this time, I'm outside waiting for him to try to swing on me, I was pissed at this point. I was gonna knock his drunk ass out. All this shit goes on for about 2-3 hours. I even gave some cash back to my gma that she gave me so she wouldn't think I was out buying heroin with it. Fuckin crazy shit. He continues flipping out, calling me a heroin addict, blah, blah, blah. I don't know what the fuck his deal was, but I'm sure drinking 3/4 of a half gallon of Crown had something to do with it. Haven't heard from or seen him since. We usually get into it about 1 time a year, but last night was fuckin nuts. Don't give a fuck what he's doin, he can go fuck himself as far as I'm concerned. If me and him are arguing, that's one thing, but he had no reason to say that shit in front of my grandma when we were at her house for xmas. That shit wasn't right.
But yeah, that was xmas for FBD. My family makes me want to do drugs
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eNtranceAsexit
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Shr0000ooooms said: haha we're not, we just enjoying drinking/smoking.
The fact I live in VA doesn't help....
Well, this is a more positive attitude.
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CrayolaHalls said:
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eNtranceAsexit said: Yeah, you're all making your famjams out to sound like trailer trash...
I am sure it can't be all that bad.
I don't like calling people trash. My family has its share of assholes and I like telling people about them.
Indivduals are different then event gatherings, though, aren't they?
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Big_tiggy
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I'm sorry that happened dude, I know what its like my dad was an alcoholic, you did good proving to your grandma and family that the money aint shit but dont let your dad get you in into the attitude that doing more drugs will get back at him, what will really show him is if you make a better example for yourself and life and future children then he showed you. And that my freind may SHOW hiim something
Edited by Big_tiggy (12/26/10 05:45 PM)
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mhbound
Ballin out at all cost
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Re: Ohhhh man [Re: Big_tiggy]
#508970 - 12/26/10 05:47 PM (14 years, 13 days ago) |
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be sure to call him a piece of shit and stuff too, i do it all the time but mines an asshole so he deserves it most of the time.
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Ohhhh man [Re: mhbound]
#508971 - 12/26/10 05:51 PM (14 years, 13 days ago) |
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Big_tiggy said: I'm sorry that happened dude, I know what its like my dad was an alcoholic, you did good proving to your grandma and family that the money aint shit but dont let your dad get you in into the attitude that doing more drugs will get back at him, what will really show him is if you make a better example for yourself and life and future children then he showed you. And that my freind may SHOW hiim something
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mhbound said: be sure to call him a piece of shit and stuff too, i do it all the time but mines an asshole so he deserves it most of the time.
I'm thinking more of the punch that nigga in the face route is the way to go
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mhbound
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thats definitely not out of the question...if he deserves it, do it.
look, some old people talk about respect and shit but they dont have any themselves. so if it takes his own seed(you) to knock some sense and respect in to that asshole then do it.
need help? buy me a 30 pack of natty and ill knock the nigga out for you.
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Ohhhh man [Re: mhbound]
#508973 - 12/26/10 05:54 PM (14 years, 13 days ago) |
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let me think about it, i may just have to do that.
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FarBeyondDriven
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and the thing is, he's had 3 dui's and was tryin to drive last night, but i had to take keys from him calln me a addict with 3 dui's and starting drinking at noon. nigga is retarded.
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mhbound
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sometimes you just have to laugh
next time just slap the shit out of him...just dont get your ass beat.
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Ohhhh man [Re: mhbound]
#508976 - 12/26/10 06:06 PM (14 years, 13 days ago) |
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that's the thing though, we're like cool as shit 99% of the time. drunk as he was, i could've just moved to the left when he swung and pushed him down.
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Big_tiggy
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I know with my experience with alcoholics (including myself) an ass whoopn just makes them more in denial, a hit to the gut of guilt and anger by you setting the example for how you're supposed to act especially since you're his son and younger would deffinately hit that soft spot I donno thats just what Im doin to my dad and there is deffinately resentment towards me but atleast our contact is more stable
Edited by Big_tiggy (12/26/10 06:13 PM)
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Ohhhh man [Re: Big_tiggy]
#508978 - 12/26/10 06:14 PM (14 years, 13 days ago) |
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that's the thing. we never have problems. usually 1 argument every year or two. odd. the thing i'm really mad about is that he said that shit in front of my grandma when it's not true. now she doesn't know if i'm a junkie or not. whatever me and him got goin on can be fixed, but that shit was fucked up to say in front of her.
the holidays
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Big_tiggy
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im sure your grandma saw the fact he was being beligerant and exaggeratingy aka. drunk so I wouldnt worry bout it 2 much and if there's any doubts just talk to her and tell her none of that shit was true and you know about the needle and the damage it does
Edited by Big_tiggy (12/26/10 06:21 PM)
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Ohhhh man [Re: Big_tiggy]
#508980 - 12/26/10 06:24 PM (14 years, 13 days ago) |
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Oh no, she knows I did an oxy. He made sure she knew that. She isn't that worried about it. I explained the situation, ever so gently :lol But yeah, she knows that. Oh well, we talked about it before everything was over, she isn't that mad. He could've definitely kept that fact away from her though, especially since he was wasted talking about getting coke n shit.
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Big_tiggy
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well yeah it just sounds like your dad made an ass of himself major indeed, just sit back and and
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Ohhhh man [Re: Big_tiggy]
#508985 - 12/26/10 06:49 PM (14 years, 13 days ago) |
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oh yes he did, indeed
im chillin now playin poker. got like a foot of snow today and it's still snowing. not doin shit tonight
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Big_tiggy
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yeah not doin much myself, im actually at my dads havin some beer
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Ohhhh man [Re: Big_tiggy]
#508990 - 12/26/10 07:10 PM (14 years, 13 days ago) |
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that's what's up
guess we're the only ones on tonight
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mhbound
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i need some motha fuckin weed. nobody ive called has any and got like 3 of my 'customers' back in town and they are wanting some ganja but this guy can be of no service. i better not lose my business due to lack of illegal narcotics in this town.
what yall doin tongiht? i might go see tron in 3d
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Big_tiggy
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guess so, did u grow the plants in your sig if so ima have to try n give you a run for your green thumb
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Ohhhh man [Re: Big_tiggy]
#508993 - 12/26/10 07:17 PM (14 years, 13 days ago) |
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nah just pics for a sig
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Big_tiggy
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well i plan on postn a few pics of my plants when i get back to growin, im on probation right now for "manufacturing"
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auronlives69
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alcohol can be the devil somtimes, just try to forget the whole ordeal and realize your dad probably feels like an ass about it, a sober mind is a lot different from a drunken one
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ltd
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yeah, everyone's family is a little fucking crazy
most of mine are close-minded Christian fuckwads
the kind that try to shove their religion down your throat
i usually play along when they're all around, act like a belligerent asshole
tell them to love jesus or go to hell, ask if they have any rattlesnakes to dance with, praise the lord hallelujah and what not
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DungenessDank
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Re: Ohhhh man [Re: ltd]
#509086 - 12/27/10 06:00 AM (14 years, 13 days ago) |
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I gave my grandma some beer and my grandpa got to tell everyone about all the cocksuckers he hates.
Family
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ltd
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my grandparents are deceased, everyone in my family died in their 50s
i figure all the drugs and hell raising has cut my lifespan in half
so i'm going to expire soon
more hellraising in the meantime
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DungenessDank
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Re: Ohhhh man [Re: ltd]
#509091 - 12/27/10 06:11 AM (14 years, 13 days ago) |
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My gramps is nearly 80, Born in the great depression. Said he came home one day and his whole family moved away. Took him all day to find out where those cocksuckers went.
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