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 kidaihuan
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 How long does it take you to have a shit? 
#50407 - 06/03/08 11:53 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Really.
I timed with my Rolex.
30 seconds travel time from here to the bathroom and back.
45 seconds on-the-can time including a urination and a relax. Typical solid waste emptying time for me.
60 seconds thorough wiping job
30 seconds washing hands and admiring self in mirror
Total time 2:45.
How about you?
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 mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: kidaihuan]
#50412 - 06/04/08 12:03 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah i don't have a rolex 
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Tangerines
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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#50413 - 06/04/08 12:04 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I believe he meant Folex i.e. a fake Rolex. He does live in China after all. Nothing is legit over there, not even the people.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: Tangerines]
#50415 - 06/04/08 12:06 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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they sure do have good food though 
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Tangerines
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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#50417 - 06/04/08 12:07 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Have you had authentic Chinese or Amerinese food?
I agree though, both kinds taste good to me.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: Tangerines]
#50419 - 06/04/08 12:11 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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amerinese, haha.
i've had a chinese lady make me food at her house, if that counts? 
but other than that i haven't had anything "authentic"
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kidaihuan
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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#50420 - 06/04/08 12:15 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, it's a fake Rolex.
And most of the American Chinese places either sell Amernese whatever you call it or Cantonese food, ie, food from Hong Kong and the area.
Up here in Shanghai... very different from Chinese food in Canada.
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beatyou
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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: kidaihuan]
#50504 - 06/04/08 02:17 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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this thread smells like shit
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this is me on a bar, 3 methrolls (up 4 days), ketamine, and some good acid two years ago.
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kidaihuan
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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: beatyou]
#50522 - 06/04/08 02:50 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I thought it typically took people longer to shit.
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Slave of Cthulhu
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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: kidaihuan]
#50573 - 06/04/08 08:45 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I actually just dropped a duece, it took about 3 min.
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Compass
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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: kidaihuan]
#50580 - 06/04/08 09:24 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tangerines
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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: kidaihuan]
#50592 - 06/04/08 09:57 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Instant cause I wear depends.
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