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psyberpunk
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Registered: 11/02/10
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Loc: Behind a Pipe
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Chain Story Thread
#496618 - 11/09/10 01:08 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Make it as much about weed as possible!!!
STORY BEGINS:
Jack woke up and put on his hemp blue jeans. He was out of weed, so he went down to the Mexican joint on the corner and ordered a breakfast burrito. He was surprised when the Latina girl at the drive-thru made eyes at him, but then he noticed she was red-eye baked and he laughed. The guy behind her in the kitchen was taking a fat bong rip. He had the look of someone who had just crossed the border yesterday, like a pure fucking Aztec about five feet tall. The bong hit was so huge, he coughed up half a lung and spilled the green tomatillo salsa he had been mixing all over his white apron. Shit was hella funny. Jack tipped the stoners $5 for the morning entertainment, said, "Vaya con dios mis amigos!" and parked under a tree in the parking lot to eat his breakfast. It was just then that he heard a sound behind him to his left....
(someone QUOTE and continue the story)
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psyberpunk
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Registered: 11/02/10
Posts: 533
Loc: Behind a Pipe
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contribute or die
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psyberpunk
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Registered: 11/02/10
Posts: 533
Loc: Behind a Pipe
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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: Tina]
#496644 - 11/09/10 02:29 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I hate you all.
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psyberpunk
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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: ChillWillis]
#496658 - 11/09/10 02:40 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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This thread is now about how much I hate all of you.
If you were a group of people standing in the street, I would run over you with a steamroller.
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psyberpunk
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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: ltd]
#496680 - 11/09/10 04:35 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I am going to bake and mash you like a potato.
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psyberpunk
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Oh, I see. I just had to dumb it down to retard levels, three words at a time, and people would participate.
I'll do better next time.
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