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The Angry Haiku thread
    #495406 - 11/05/10 11:30 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Pissed about something in particular? Or just stressed for no distinct reason at all? Use the ancient art of Japanese poetry to vent your frustration... I'll start off with this: ahem

Goddam D M V
Motherfucking cockeating nobrain sonsof b- ahem, sorry lost track of my syllables. and I'm pissed. Okay, next try

Goddam D M V
Pain in the ass cocksuckers
Wanna punch someone

  Aaah, much better.. now I just need someone to punch :box:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #495408 - 11/05/10 11:33 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

its raining today
my fucking heat doesn't work
time to smoke a cig

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #495415 - 11/05/10 11:44 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

i have quiz today
and i got stoned
boner


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ltd]
    #495416 - 11/05/10 11:48 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I call this one Soccer Moms

Cunt just cut me off
Texting and oblivious
Please kill yourself


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: MoeRon]
    #495417 - 11/05/10 11:48 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

home for the weekend
shots lines and bts woo hoo
then back to school ugh

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Natorade]
    #495911 - 11/07/10 07:17 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

DONKS

Fuckers wanna call
All in bets with a gutshot
Catch on the river


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #495912 - 11/07/10 07:17 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

:kingcrankey:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #495915 - 11/07/10 07:23 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Its getting late now
But I'm running out of weed
That really sucks balls.


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #495916 - 11/07/10 07:24 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

When i have to piss
And it hurts my urethra
it pisses me off


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Inbred_gimp]
    #495951 - 11/07/10 10:16 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

The Growery's slow
Things seem to be dying here
Fuck yo couch nigga

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: blewmeanie]
    #496019 - 11/07/10 04:17 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Enzyme Kinetics
It is time consuming, yes
So I get so high

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #496032 - 11/07/10 04:56 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

fuck you homework
i fucking hate you
i just wanna chill


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
    #496059 - 11/07/10 06:10 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

My name is fractal
I never smoked the herb, or
went to Burning Man?

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Tangerines]
    #496081 - 11/07/10 07:12 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Tangerines said:
My name is fractal
I never smoked the herb, or
went to Burning Man?


I smoke weed
I went to burning man
Tangerines is an asshole


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
    #496083 - 11/07/10 07:16 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

You suck at haiku
Your form is equal to poo
do some damn research


Firstly there is five
then there is for sure seven
Woah, look, five again

five, seven, five, what?
yea, you like it in the butt
so there you have it

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Tangerines]
    #496086 - 11/07/10 07:19 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Tangerines said:
You suck at haiku
Your form is equal to poo
do some damn research


Firstly there is five
then there is for sure seven
Woah, look, five again

five, seven, five, what?
yea, you like it in the butt
so there you have it



I'm not trying to
create a good
haiku

I'm just here
to say fuck you

look at the stanza
above this
only two lines


i don't give a fuck
fuck
you
:rr:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
    #496088 - 11/07/10 07:22 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

you dont even know
Let me google that for you
there it is, good bye

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
    #496089 - 11/07/10 07:23 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

When I clicked this thread
I expected some big lols
Fractal's gon get raped


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #496092 - 11/07/10 07:26 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Hendershot said:
DONKS

Fuckers wanna call
All in bets with a gutshot
Catch on the river




ahhhhhhhh, there is another poker player up here


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #496138 - 11/07/10 09:24 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

T-Rex said:
When I clicked this thread
I expected some big lols
Fractal's gon get raped


:lol:


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