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Hendershot
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The Angry Haiku thread
#495406 - 11/05/10 11:30 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pissed about something in particular? Or just stressed for no distinct reason at all? Use the ancient art of Japanese poetry to vent your frustration... I'll start off with this: ahem
Goddam D M V Motherfucking cockeating nobrain sonsof b- ahem, sorry lost track of my syllables. and I'm pissed. Okay, next try
Goddam D M V Pain in the ass cocksuckers Wanna punch someone
Aaah, much better.. now I just need someone to punch
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ltd
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495408 - 11/05/10 11:33 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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its raining today my fucking heat doesn't work time to smoke a cig
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MoeRon
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495415 - 11/05/10 11:44 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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i have quiz today and i got stoned boner
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Hendershot
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ltd]
#495416 - 11/05/10 11:48 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I call this one Soccer Moms
Cunt just cut me off Texting and oblivious Please kill yourself
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Natorade
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: MoeRon]
#495417 - 11/05/10 11:48 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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home for the weekend shots lines and bts woo hoo then back to school ugh
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Hendershot
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Natorade]
#495911 - 11/07/10 07:17 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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DONKS
Fuckers wanna call All in bets with a gutshot Catch on the river
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Hendershot
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495912 - 11/07/10 07:17 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495915 - 11/07/10 07:23 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Its getting late now But I'm running out of weed That really sucks balls.
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Inbred_gimp
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495916 - 11/07/10 07:24 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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When i have to piss And it hurts my urethra it pisses me off
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Edited by Inbred_gimp (11/07/10 07:25 AM)
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blewmeanie
the herb fox
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Inbred_gimp]
#495951 - 11/07/10 10:16 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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The Growery's slow Things seem to be dying here Fuck yo couch nigga
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Tangerines
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: blewmeanie]
#496019 - 11/07/10 04:17 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Enzyme Kinetics It is time consuming, yes So I get so high
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FRACTALife
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#496032 - 11/07/10 04:56 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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fuck you homework i fucking hate you i just wanna chill
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Tangerines
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496059 - 11/07/10 06:10 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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My name is fractal I never smoked the herb, or went to Burning Man?
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FRACTALife
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Tangerines]
#496081 - 11/07/10 07:12 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Tangerines said: My name is fractal I never smoked the herb, or went to Burning Man?
I smoke weed I went to burning man Tangerines is an asshole
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Tangerines
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496083 - 11/07/10 07:16 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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You suck at haiku Your form is equal to poo do some damn research
Firstly there is five then there is for sure seven Woah, look, five again
five, seven, five, what? yea, you like it in the butt so there you have it
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FRACTALife
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Tangerines]
#496086 - 11/07/10 07:19 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Tangerines said: You suck at haiku Your form is equal to poo do some damn research
Firstly there is five then there is for sure seven Woah, look, five again
five, seven, five, what? yea, you like it in the butt so there you have it
I'm not trying to create a good haiku
I'm just here to say fuck you
look at the stanza above this only two lines
i don't give a fuck fuck you
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Tangerines
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496088 - 11/07/10 07:22 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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you dont even know Let me google that for you there it is, good bye
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496089 - 11/07/10 07:23 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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When I clicked this thread I expected some big lols Fractal's gon get raped
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#496092 - 11/07/10 07:26 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Hendershot said: DONKS
Fuckers wanna call All in bets with a gutshot Catch on the river
ahhhhhhhh, there is another poker player up here
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iStoner
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#496138 - 11/07/10 09:24 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said: When I clicked this thread I expected some big lols Fractal's gon get raped
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