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Offlinespacemonkey69
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565127 - 06/17/11 02:32 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck online banking
This shit never works out right
I'm too poor anyways.


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“You see this glass bong?” asks Achaan Chaa, the Thai meditation master. “For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I smoke out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass bong on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”[/quote]

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: spacemonkey69]
    #565164 - 06/17/11 05:44 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Woke up this morning
Threw up a bunch of bile
Time to go to work


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OfflineBig_tiggy
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: T-Rex]
    #565182 - 06/17/11 06:51 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I AM VERY MAD
I POST IN ANGRY HAIKU
Let Us Get Fuckd Up

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565183 - 06/17/11 06:58 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

No anger be had here
So cant post in this here thread
So left out I feel


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King Koopa said:
The amount of pot that Gask smokes is equivalent to a guy shooting heroin on weekends

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: drawde]
    #565184 - 06/17/11 07:03 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

In shroomery news
Government takes D.M.T
Has awsome power

Government/Elf DMTzzz control

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OfflineDude
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565187 - 06/17/11 07:26 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Marijuana smoke
Oh what a sweet taste and smell
I love getting high


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Much Respect To All The People Thinking Green
Not Just The Color But The Message In Between


:trees::trees::trees::trees:

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
    #565198 - 06/17/11 08:00 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I'm so excited
my shrooms be a pinning now
time to get high woot

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565316 - 06/18/11 12:59 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Hotel room got trashed
Bastards got six hundred cash
Suck balls holes in walls

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OfflineDude
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Goombah]
    #565374 - 06/18/11 11:58 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Abolish anger
raging madness is pointless
Go take a bong rip

:bongload:


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Much Respect To All The People Thinking Green
Not Just The Color But The Message In Between


:trees::trees::trees::trees:

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
    #565375 - 06/18/11 12:04 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

why say that my man
anger is beautiful son
fuck shit nigger cunt penis

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565377 - 06/18/11 12:21 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

it is saturday
its as dead as a zombie
that died after death

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565387 - 06/18/11 01:04 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

smurf_master said:
why say that my man
anger is beautiful son
fuck shit nigger cunt penis



Why so negative
don't worry be happy man
smoke two joints and chill

Quote:

Big_tiggy said:
it is saturday
its as dead as a zombie
that died after death



Go get some weed
Then your saturday will be
as alive as life itself

:burnone:


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Much Respect To All The People Thinking Green
Not Just The Color But The Message In Between


:trees::trees::trees::trees:

Edited by Dude (06/18/11 01:09 PM)

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
    #565390 - 06/18/11 01:19 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

drug test wednesday yo
im'a drop some cid instead
funnies will follow

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565426 - 06/18/11 02:01 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Big_tiggy said:
drug test wednesday yo
im'a drop some cid instead
funnies will follow



Lucy in the sky
What great company to have
She's a keeper dude


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Much Respect To All The People Thinking Green
Not Just The Color But The Message In Between


:trees::trees::trees::trees:

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InvisibleLaysthepipe
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
    #565429 - 06/18/11 02:07 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I thought haiku needed 4 or 5 in every line or something?

IDK

Smoke two joints
Then read two books
Feed the plants
Fuck eat kill sleep repeat


:twobooks:


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“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren’t your friends.” — Marilyn Manson

This isn't the correct place to confront me on anything.

Forum full of dead stars, and a necro I called Coma White

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Laysthepipe]
    #565432 - 06/18/11 02:13 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Laysthepipe said:
I thought haiku needed 4 or 5 in every line or something?

IDK





5 syllables (a haiku needs five)
7 syllables (seven is needed after)
5 syllables (then five more again)


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Much Respect To All The People Thinking Green
Not Just The Color But The Message In Between


:trees::trees::trees::trees:

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
    #565465 - 06/18/11 05:19 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

fuck that shit nigger
negativity is key
fuck my energy.

speakers turned up high
I play music for babies
filled with hate and rage


they love it like God
they bathe eternal glory
they'll grow to be ripe

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565477 - 06/18/11 06:19 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

smurf_master said:
fuck that shit nigger
negativity is key
fuck my energy.

speakers turned up high
I play music for babies
filled with hate and rage


they love it like God
they bathe eternal glory
they'll grow to be ripe





This reminded me of this song


Where we eat our young.


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:advisory:

“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren’t your friends.” — Marilyn Manson

This isn't the correct place to confront me on anything.

Forum full of dead stars, and a necro I called Coma White

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Laysthepipe]
    #565479 - 06/18/11 06:53 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

His names laysthepipe
He's the coolest fucking dude
but Manson is gay.

Edited by smurf_master (06/18/11 07:02 PM)

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565491 - 06/18/11 07:46 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
I just do not give a FUCK
Fuck Bitch's in Ass

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