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 Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal 
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 Mormon.org Trolling 
#493617 - 10/30/10 08:28 PM (14 years, 30 days ago) |
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DO IT
Tiffani: Hello, how are you?
Me: I'm doing well, how are you Tiffany?
Me: Oh I'm sorry, Tiffani with an I
Tiffani: I'm well, thanks. How can I help you?
Me: well I have an issue that I'm struggling with
Tiffani: Ok.
Me: I've recently realized that I'm gay and my current religion (christianity) isn't accepting of that
Tiffani: Ok.
Me: WHen my priest was touching me in his office he said that God would approve, but when I made the announcement during Mass I was shunned by the entire congregation
Tiffani: Why would you tell me that?
Me: because I've heard that Mormon's are very accepting and honorable people
Me: and I needed to get it off my chest
Me: seriously, it's sticky
Tiffani: This isn't a confession website. But I can talk about our faith and answer questions.
Me: I'm not confessing
Me: I'm interested in converting to moronism because my current religious choices aren't really panning out
Me: I have another serious question for you though
Tiffani: ok
Me: How do magnets work?
Me: I was told the golden tablets hold the secret to their power
Tiffani: Trolling for the evening huh?
Me: for lyfe, bitch
The conversation has ended
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 DieselB
High Watt Closet
Registered: 02/10/10
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Last seen: 9 years, 8 months
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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 3,188
Loc: ainrofilac
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good job!
it's even funnier because i was baptised Mormon, and my parents are somewhat active in the church; at least, they go to service like every other Sunday. they give us food and stuff though, so i can't complain. they're actually pretty chill people when you get past the weird religion thing.
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Feifen
Stranger
Registered: 12/01/09
Posts: 53
Last seen: 13 years, 11 months
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I thought mormons aren't allowed to drugs and shit but your dad is okay with weed and shit?
Interesting.
Mormons are fucking creepy people. I've had quite a few of them come to my door trying to discuss jesus christ with me..... 
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Feifen
Stranger
Registered: 12/01/09
Posts: 53
Last seen: 13 years, 11 months
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: Feifen]
#493628 - 10/30/10 08:47 PM (14 years, 30 days ago) |
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I am going to call them.
I am drunk and slightly stoned
This is going to go well. 
Oh yeah, and if anyone else wants to fuck with these people
1-888-537-6600
Edited by Feifen (10/30/10 08:49 PM)
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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 3,188
Loc: ainrofilac
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 Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: Feifen]
#493632 - 10/30/10 08:59 PM (14 years, 30 days ago) |
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well .. my parents aren't really conventional Mormons.
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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
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one of the nicest, and coolest people ive ever met is a diehard mormon.
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Feifen
Stranger
Registered: 12/01/09
Posts: 53
Last seen: 13 years, 11 months
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: iStoner]
#493640 - 10/30/10 09:10 PM (14 years, 30 days ago) |
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I went to a mormon dance because of my friend.
I was pulled aside and taken into a room, asked if I did drugs/believed in god/was a good person/etc
Afterwards they said I couldn't get near, kiss, hold hands or even hug a girl at the dance.
Lol?
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ltd
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 6,042
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Me: Hello Nate
Nate: Hello, how can I assist you?
Me: I need some information about Mormonism.
Nate: What is your question?
Me: I'm looking to burn down and/or bomb a Mormon place of worship. I was also thinking of firing up a Mormon genocide.
Me: Where might I find the largest population of Mormons in the USA?
The conversation has ended
I wonder if he'll call the federales
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iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: DieselB]
#493645 - 10/30/10 09:24 PM (14 years, 30 days ago) |
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Quote:
DieselB said:
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: ltd]
#493648 - 10/30/10 09:31 PM (14 years, 30 days ago) |
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Quote:
ltd said:
Me: Hello Nate
Nate: Hello, how can I assist you?
Me: I need some information about Mormonism.
Nate: What is your question?
Me: I'm looking to burn down and/or bomb a Mormon place of worship. I was also thinking of firing up a Mormon genocide.
Me: Where might I find the largest population of Mormons in the USA?
The conversation has ended
I wonder if he'll call the federales
Holy fucking shit 
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Baby_Hitler
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 25
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: ltd]
#493649 - 10/30/10 09:45 PM (14 years, 30 days ago) |
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Quote:
ltd said:
Me: Hello Nate
Nate: Hello, how can I assist you?
Me: I need some information about Mormonism.
Nate: What is your question?
Me: I'm looking to burn down and/or bomb a Mormon place of worship. I was also thinking of firing up a Mormon genocide.
Me: Where might I find the largest population of Mormons in the USA?
The conversation has ended
I wonder if he'll call the federales
I'm sure he did. I hope you used a proxy.
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FurrowedBrow
Free yourself from yourself
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 12,045
Loc: Carpal Tunnel
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Quote:
Harry_Ba11sach said:
DO IT
Tiffani: Hello, how are you?
Me: I'm doing well, how are you Tiffany?
Me: Oh I'm sorry, Tiffani with an I
Tiffani: I'm well, thanks. How can I help you?
Me: well I have an issue that I'm struggling with
Tiffani: Ok.
Me: I've recently realized that I'm gay and my current religion (christianity) isn't accepting of that
Tiffani: Ok.
Me: WHen my priest was touching me in his office he said that God would approve, but when I made the announcement during Mass I was shunned by the entire congregation
Tiffani: Why would you tell me that?
Me: because I've heard that Mormon's are very accepting and honorable people
Me: and I needed to get it off my chest
Me: seriously, it's sticky
Tiffani: This isn't a confession website. But I can talk about our faith and answer questions.
Me: I'm not confessing
Me: I'm interested in converting to moronism because my current religious choices aren't really panning out
Me: I have another serious question for you though
Tiffani: ok
Me: How do magnets work?
Me: I was told the golden tablets hold the secret to their power
Tiffani: Trolling for the evening huh?
Me: for lyfe, bitch
The conversation has ended
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ltd
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 6,042
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Me: Hello Bridgette
Bridgette: Hello
Bridgette: What brings you to Mormon.org?
Me: I heard millions and millions of Mormons died in the holocaust. Is this true?
Bridgette: no
Bridgette: you're thinking of jews
Me: Oh, too bad.
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mhbound
Ballin out at all cost
Registered: 09/22/08
Posts: 8,144
Loc: High
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Quote:
Harry_Ba11sach said:
DO IT
Tiffani: Hello, how are you?
Me: I'm doing well, how are you Tiffany?
Me: Oh I'm sorry, Tiffani with an I
Tiffani: I'm well, thanks. How can I help you?
Me: well I have an issue that I'm struggling with
Tiffani: Ok.
Me: I've recently realized that I'm gay and my current religion (christianity) isn't accepting of that
Tiffani: Ok.
Me: WHen my priest was touching me in his office he said that God would approve, but when I made the announcement during Mass I was shunned by the entire congregation
Tiffani: Why would you tell me that?
Me: because I've heard that Mormon's are very accepting and honorable people
Me: and I needed to get it off my chest
Me: seriously, it's sticky
Tiffani: This isn't a confession website. But I can talk about our faith and answer questions.
Me: I'm not confessing
Me: I'm interested in converting to moronism because my current religious choices aren't really panning out
Me: I have another serious question for you though
Tiffani: ok
Me: How do magnets work?
Me: I was told the golden tablets hold the secret to their power
Tiffani: Trolling for the evening huh?
Me: for lyfe, bitch
The conversation has ended
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Suck my balls America
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volcomstoner
Just one more xanax
Registered: 03/30/09
Posts: 4,956
Loc: Gaybec
Last seen: 7 years, 13 days
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Re: Mormon.org Trolling [Re: ltd]
#493674 - 10/30/10 11:34 PM (14 years, 30 days ago) |
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Quote:
ltd said:
Me: Hello Bridgette
Bridgette: Hello
Bridgette: What brings you to Mormon.org?
Me: I heard millions and millions of Mormons died in the holocaust. Is this true?
Bridgette: no
Bridgette: you're thinking of jews
Me: Oh, too bad.
My aunt and uncle who are mormons have like 12 fucking kids, My grandma is also mormon and they are all fucking crazy. I refuse to go to that side of the families get-togethers because of all the annoying ass kids and them always trying to convert you.
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Hawksresurrection
Registered: 12/04/08
Posts: 13,464
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I talked to bridgette as well, she takes for ever to respond.
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,182
Loc: State of Mind
Last seen: 9 months, 8 days
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A guy down the street that hits me up for weed all the time is a CONVERTED mormon.
He's also gay; its so interesting to hear how much he really loves his religion, but I just don't get it.
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