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haha i used to love doing these. here is a funny one lol
My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very *Big* and *Sheer*. He should have a physique like *Jim Carrey*, a profile like *Josh Groban*, and the intelligence of a *Rino*. He must be polite and must always remember to *spank* my *diploma*, to tip his *Post-it-note* and to take my *coller bone* when crossing the street. He should move *manly*, have a *pink* voice, and should always dress *lovingly*. I would also like him to be a *slippery* dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper *silky* nothings into my *elbow* and hold my *grainey frame*. I know glasses are hard to find. But I just can't get him off of my *toe*
Picture yourself in a Bong on a river, With Manicotti trees and Nachos skies Somebody calls you, you Run quite Slowly, A girl with Cheap eyes.
Cellophane Shemales of Pink and green, Taste over your head. Jump for the girl with the Dog in her eyes, And she`s gone.
Hillary Clinton in the sky with Buildings... Hillary Clinton in the sky with Buildings... Hillary Clinton in the sky with Buildings...
Follow her down to a Vial by a fountain Where rocking horse Mushrooms eat Police Officer pies, Everyone Fondles as you Smoke past the flowers, That Stroke so incredibly high.
Newspaper Stockings appear on the shore, Waiting to take you away. Climb in the back with your Penis in the clouds, And you`re gone.
Picture yourself on a train in a Mothers House, With Five porters with looking glass Panties, Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, The girl with Cheap eyes.
Hillary Clinton in the sky with Buildings... Hillary Clinton in the sky with Buildings... Hillary Clinton in the sky with Buildings...
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