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RasJeph
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How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? NSFW anymore.
#477038 - 09/14/10 02:36 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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OK, you guys have always been helpful in the past. I gotta say, I need to let this girl know to leave me the fuck alone as nicely as possible. See, she lived with me for a looooong time, so she knows a lot about my illegal activities. 5 year relationship blah blah blah threw her the fuck out.
Anyway, every few weeks she has to message me asking "how are you, I wanna come over and see the dog, etc etc". Fuck no. See, I hate her and would feel much more comfortable if she just left me the fuck alone. I don't answer my home phone, she doesn't know my cell number, I sent her some bullshit "auto-response" ( ) from my email address, and now she keeps trying to talk to me everywhere I am online. I can't escape this shit.
So, what the fuck do I say? I already told her "I'm not ready to be friends with you, and I don't know if I ever will be.". I won't. How do I get the point across without pissing her off and having her narc on me or something equally as terrible?
fuck bitches.
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Edited by RasJeph (09/14/10 05:41 PM)
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RasJeph
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Kilroy]
#477042 - 09/14/10 02:58 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just one more reason to get the fuck out of here I guess 
Nothing burns bridges like miles and miles of distance.
Tough to relocate when you're broke as all hell though
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Mr. Kite]
#477046 - 09/14/10 03:10 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thanks for the posts guys. I know its always good for some lols or serious advice around here, either is fine 
She hasn't even hinted at any type of narcing, and I really don't believe her to be that type of person...but, I'll be the first to admit I'm pretty paranoid about stuff. I always like to say "I'm not paranoid, I'm careful", but this might be one of those situations where I just need to tell her to fuck off.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: volcomstoner]
#477082 - 09/14/10 05:39 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: Post naked pictures of her on the internet. She'll get the hint.

You asked nicely. Have fun, its the only one I've got left.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Tank333]
#477095 - 09/14/10 06:03 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh christ no. I'd rather fuck a craigslist whore at this point. Seeing/dealing with her just isn't worth the sex.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: Mr. Kite]
#477103 - 09/14/10 06:17 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mr. Kite said: Or soap smash it.
I've got a friend who got a bacterial infection in his nuts from that. Or maybe it was lotion.
True story.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
#477346 - 09/15/10 05:38 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Haha, sorry guys. The Gods of imageshack were obviously offended.
Also -
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Tank333 said:
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iStoner said: am i really gonna be the first one to suggest DSHSB? 
DSHSB?


I'm pretty sure it was those 5 letters that got me banned from Shroomerites Anonymous. I guess thats not a good suggestion in a thread about someones mom
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: DungenessDank]
#477354 - 09/15/10 07:57 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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DungenessDank said: I troll SA all the time and they never do shit. I question if the mods there even look at the threads.
IMO SA is the only good part left of the shroomery.
Out of my few thousand posts over there, I wanna say 80% of them were trolling SA. They cracked down on it a while ago...I remember I got a 90 day ban. Maybe they gave up again...maybe I'll go check it out I love trolling in there.
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Re: How to tell a girl to fuck off nicely? [Re: iStoner]
#477592 - 09/15/10 03:04 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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iStoner said:
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DungenessDank said: I troll SA all the time and they never do shit. I question if the mods there even look at the threads.
IMO SA is the only good part left of the shroomery.
SA has that one epic thread, where OP was a troll. it got so many fucking views. about that dudes girlfriend that never came home
5 AM and my girlfriends still not home. LOL I wanna know who that was so fucking bad.
I think I was anon #5 in that too. Feels good man.
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