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 TomCollins
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 Re: New lesson learned  [Re: RasJeph]
#476156 - 09/12/10 12:50 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have probably the worst story here. A very retarded thing to do on my part, but it was kind of funny looking back on it.
Yeah this small group of stoner highschoolers I sorta knew back in Berlin really wanted to come over and try shrooms for the first time. They were all like "yeah haha, so we'll take some and then in like 2-3 hours we'll head over to this other dudes place." I was like "I'm not sure you guys understand what this stuff does to you."
"Man I've done E and coke and shit, man don't worry I can handle whatever." Lol alright.
They were all like 16-18 year olds and I said so long as you guys do what I say and don't fuck shit up it's cool. 3 hours in one of the kids is puking a fucking storm all over the front of my house, and I fucking flipped shit. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING EAT YOU FUCKING RETARD!"
Right after that, one of them was a pretty big black guy and he started telling me he feels like he's gonna die, all this blah blah blah. I sit him down and go through the whole "you're in a safe place, surrounded by people who care about your well being" act.
It was essentially like baby sitting mentally handicapped people. Though, the experience of introducing shrooms to people is always really fun and enjoyable I find.
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andyistic said:
Ok so let me bring you idiots up to speed.
The admins are tired of this shitfest being made the joke of the weed community on the Internet.
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 Mr. Kite
For The Benefit.
Registered: 08/09/10
Posts: 483
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: TomCollins]
#476161 - 09/12/10 01:25 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Black people dont take shrooms.
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite] 1
#476162 - 09/12/10 01:28 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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False.
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MR.HEADY
PorchMonkey
Registered: 07/21/10
Posts: 1,162
Loc: Toothless acres . West Vi...
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476163 - 09/12/10 01:32 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mr. Kite said:
Black people dont take shrooms.
Not true i have several (black) friends that love shrooms and lsd
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[quote]FarBeyondDriven said:
Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]
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Mr. Kite
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: MR.HEADY]
#476164 - 09/12/10 01:36 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Clearly you are both wrong.
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476165 - 09/12/10 01:40 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm black and I've eaten more shrooms than every kid in your high school.
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Tina
Alcoholic
Registered: 07/15/08
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black people take shrooms.
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Mr. Kite
For The Benefit.
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Yeah I like morels too.
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476169 - 09/12/10 01:45 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are you familiar with the term monotub?
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: lostinbq]
#476184 - 09/12/10 02:10 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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lostinbq said:
kids + booze + weed = a niggadisaster. it sucks u had to go through that. but as they say a lesson lived is a lesson learned.
Yeah...I'm just glad I found them before they were drunk all over town. They woulda gotten picked up for sure, and or slept on the beach in the rain and frozen to death 
Thankfully I was able to help them out before they were arrested or frozen.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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Kilroy
old stoner
Registered: 06/15/10
Posts: 1,347
Loc: Cold as Hell 
Last seen: 14 years, 2 months
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Quote:
Steve Buscemi said:
Are you familiar with the term monotub?
Hoping to do my first monotub very soon, been doing small casing up to now
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Just smoke a bowl and get over your self
We are human beings first everything else is second
You can not hold anything I post against me for I am delusional
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Mr. Kite
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Kilroy]
#476337 - 09/12/10 09:50 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yesr I'mr Fimiliarr withr ther termr monotubr butr thatr stillr doesntr taker awayr fromr ther factr thatr blackr peopler dontr taker mushroomsr.
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MFDoom666
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Registered: 04/24/08
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476351 - 09/12/10 10:30 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Mr. Kite
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: MFDoom666]
#476362 - 09/12/10 10:54 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'ver seenr thoser guysr playr liver 
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MFDoom666
trash hoarder
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476363 - 09/12/10 10:55 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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that's my goal for this year and next.
where did you see them?
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Mr. Kite
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: MFDoom666]
#476368 - 09/12/10 11:00 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Last year in Michigan, they were pretty fucking good.
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MFDoom666
trash hoarder
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476370 - 09/12/10 11:01 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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they're my favorite thing to listen to right now.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Steve Buscemi
Registered: 11/15/08
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Last seen: 12 years, 3 months
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476443 - 09/13/10 08:49 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mr. Kite said:
Yesr I'mr Fimiliarr withr ther termr monotubr butr thatr stillr doesntr taker awayr fromr ther factr thatr blackr peopler dontr taker mushroomsr.
What the fuck are you doing? You're wrong, I'm black, I'm a grower, and plenty of black people take shrooms. You know nothing, don't be such a noob.
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Mr. Kite
For The Benefit.
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Ir thinkr I'mr rightr aboutr thisr simpler factr.
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Steve Buscemi
Registered: 11/15/08
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Re: New lesson learned [Re: Mr. Kite]
#476495 - 09/13/10 12:24 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Whatever, asshole. You're not funny.
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