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 Coaster
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 Do you ever whip out ur diK 
#469544 - 08/29/10 07:56 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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to urinate be4 even entering the BR? 
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
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 Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
#469546 - 08/29/10 07:57 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
to urinate be4 even entering the BR?
Yes I do.
Sometimes even hours before.
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Coaster
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: FRACTALife]
#469550 - 08/29/10 07:58 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol but i mean solely to expel waste 
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 oj simpson
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
#469552 - 08/29/10 07:59 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
to urinate be4 even entering the BR?
Yes.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
#469553 - 08/29/10 08:00 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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i pee on myself all the time. why even take the time to whip it out? 
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THEBats
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catheter ftw
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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FRACTALife
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
#469559 - 08/29/10 08:07 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
lol but i mean solely to expel waste
Yea I know I was just being funny, I take it out while walking to the bathroom a lot.
Sometimes it's hard to do because I always trip on it. 
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THEBats
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: FRACTALife]
#469569 - 08/29/10 08:14 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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FRACTALife
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: THEBats]
#469578 - 08/29/10 08:19 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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THEBats said:
Hhaa. I have longer hair than that. It's more blonde. and that joint is way tooo small.
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Coaster
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
#469587 - 08/29/10 08:29 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really 
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FRACTALife
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
#469590 - 08/29/10 08:30 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really
Are you still with the girl who said you have no emotions?
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Coaster
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: FRACTALife]
#469591 - 08/29/10 08:31 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
#469593 - 08/29/10 08:32 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really
DUDE, chicks ALWAYS scrape their fucking teeth on my dick. Shit hurts 
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FRACTALife
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
#469594 - 08/29/10 08:32 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
 
Is that a manican?
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T-Rex
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
#469599 - 08/29/10 08:39 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really
I feel your pain, but your obviously not thrusting with enough brute force.
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Edited by T-Rex (08/29/10 08:40 PM)
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Coaster
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
Quote:
Coaster said:
my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really
DUDE, chicks ALWAYS scrape their fucking teeth on my dick. Shit hurts
i no and u cant tell them to dislocate their jaw its either get a bj flaccid or jus a lick job 
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Coaster
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: T-Rex]
#469605 - 08/29/10 08:53 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
Quote:
Coaster said:
my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really
I feel your pain, but your obviously not thrusting with enough brute force.
do u thrust into a bear trap?
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Coaster
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: FRACTALife]
#469607 - 08/29/10 08:53 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
FRACTALife said:
Quote:
Coaster said:
Is that a manican?
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
#469609 - 08/29/10 08:55 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
Quote:
Coaster said:
my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really
DUDE, chicks ALWAYS scrape their fucking teeth on my dick. Shit hurts
i no and u cant tell them to dislocate their jaw its either get a bj flaccid or jus a lick job
Fuckin sucks. If I can find a chick who doesn't scrape, I'll marry her. 
Quote:
Coaster said:
Quote:
T-Rex said:
Quote:
Coaster said:
my penis is too big most girls cant even fit it in their mouth its a curse really
I feel your pain, but your obviously not thrusting with enough brute force.
do u thrust into a bear trap?
it's about the same thing. shit is fuckin painful.
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T-Rex
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
#469612 - 08/29/10 08:57 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
do u thrust into a bear trap?
I personally like vagina but to be honest that might be because I have never tried a bear trap.
Is that what your into Coasty?
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
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ya man well girls go thru jus as much pain as us down there caused by abnormally enormous phallus
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
#469616 - 08/29/10 09:00 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
ya man well girls go thru jus as much pain as us down there caused by abnormally enormous phallus
Yeah, but a dick isn't sharp like teeth. And they're good a few days later. They just get sore. We get cut. Way more painful.
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T-Rex
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: Coaster]
#469617 - 08/29/10 09:00 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's a problem
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iStoner
Astral Beast
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Re: Do you ever whip out ur diK [Re: T-Rex]
#472354 - 09/04/10 09:15 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
It's a problem
now all we need is a giant vagina
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