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http://www.theladiesmonthly.com/2010/08/californians-say-no-to-legalizing-pot/

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That lady is a fucking IDIOT!

"In California we are at the apex of a vital moment in history.  This November, Californians will decide whether to promote justice and civility, or turn the state into a Mexico of the North.  If Proposition 19 passes, marijuana will become as available to anyone, including your children, as alcohol or cigarettes. Not only that, self-righteous pot smokers will be invading the streets to blow smoke in the faces of everyone who wanted to continue living in a just, verdant, and peaceful world. Legalization would mean the end of life as we know it in California. You can make a difference, vote NO on prop 19! In case I haven’t convinced you yet, here are some reasons why marijuana legalization would threaten your life and the innocence of your children:

Marijuana Spoils Children

Marijuana is a gateway drug.

Marijuana teaches kids that happiness is just a puff away. They become disinterested in being sober, and going to school. Once the pot addiction sets in and they start to “maintain” you will need to step in. Some parents, bad parents, think that marijuana dependence is no big deal. Don’t let your kids fall down the road to being another deadbeat hippy scumbag who acts poor and steals from convenience stores. If marijuana is legalized, find them other things to amuse themselves. Buy them cigarettes or take them to the movies. If that doesn’t work, you may want to save them from their drug-addicted future. Put them down, it is the right thing to do to spare their innocence and allow them to die virgins.

Parents on Pot

Marijuana turns normal, well-adjusted parents into skuzzy, maladaptive, child abusers. Weed has been known to cause child neglect and laughing or otherwise encouraging bad behavior. Parents on pot have been known to leave their children in their sealed car while shopping on hot summer days. Further, parents on pot are also poorer and more ethnically diverse on average, which is due in part to the prevalence of marijuana use by minorities. If legalized, parents would have the freedom to get high and ignore their kids all day long with no repercussions, that is, until one of the children is hurt.

Just Say NO!

If Proposition 19 passes, the entire United States will be under threat. Crime will skyrocket. Stores will close their stores for the lack of sober workers. California’s legal marijuana will spread reefer madness like a wildfire across the country, leading to other states legalizing the drug, and eventual complete economic collapse. So help me God, I hope I have shown you the light is not at the end of a legalized reefer jont. The light is in the hearts and minds of a happy, drug-free, and responsible society. Lets send those potheads reeling like we did to the gays in 08′!"

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Tangerines said:
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Coaster said:


http://www.theladiesmonthly.com/2010/08/californians-say-no-to-legalizing-pot/

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That lady is a fucking IDIOT!

"In California we are at the apex of a vital moment in history.  This November, Californians will decide whether to promote justice and civility, or turn the state into a Mexico of the North.  If Proposition 19 passes, marijuana will become as available to anyone, including your children, as alcohol or cigarettes. Not only that, self-righteous pot smokers will be invading the streets to blow smoke in the faces of everyone who wanted to continue living in a just, verdant, and peaceful world. Legalization would mean the end of life as we know it in California. You can make a difference, vote NO on prop 19! In case I haven’t convinced you yet, here are some reasons why marijuana legalization would threaten your life and the innocence of your children:

Marijuana Spoils Children

Marijuana is a gateway drug.

Marijuana teaches kids that happiness is just a puff away. They become disinterested in being sober, and going to school. Once the pot addiction sets in and they start to “maintain” you will need to step in. Some parents, bad parents, think that marijuana dependence is no big deal. Don’t let your kids fall down the road to being another deadbeat hippy scumbag who acts poor and steals from convenience stores. If marijuana is legalized, find them other things to amuse themselves. Buy them cigarettes or take them to the movies. If that doesn’t work, you may want to save them from their drug-addicted future. Put them down, it is the right thing to do to spare their innocence and allow them to die virgins.

Parents on Pot

Marijuana turns normal, well-adjusted parents into skuzzy, maladaptive, child abusers. Weed has been known to cause child neglect and laughing or otherwise encouraging bad behavior. Parents on pot have been known to leave their children in their sealed car while shopping on hot summer days. Further, parents on pot are also poorer and more ethnically diverse on average, which is due in part to the prevalence of marijuana use by minorities. If legalized, parents would have the freedom to get high and ignore their kids all day long with no repercussions, that is, until one of the children is hurt.

Just Say NO!

If Proposition 19 passes, the entire United States will be under threat. Crime will skyrocket. Stores will close their stores for the lack of sober workers. California’s legal marijuana will spread reefer madness like a wildfire across the country, leading to other states legalizing the drug, and eventual complete economic collapse. So help me God, I hope I have shown you the light is not at the end of a legalized reefer jont. The light is in the hearts and minds of a happy, drug-free, and responsible society. Lets send those potheads reeling like we did to the gays in 08′!"

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Yeah right. All you stoners are going to be too lazy and tired to get out to vote. The convenience store will be out of Visene and you won’t want to go out in public. Plus, the police will be arresting people who look like potheads so they can’t vote.

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There is no appropriate use of marijuana. Marijuana is a drug. It is an escape from being sober, and there is absolutely no reason that a sane, peaceful person would use it, because such a person would have no reason to escape or modify their reality. Get real bub, stop trying to justify your drug habit. And what about the health affects? Marijuana causes cancer. Also, its use is tied with slang language speaking and rap music, two things I don’t want my kids having anything to do with.

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Also, its use is tied with slang language speaking and rap music, two things I don’t want my kids having anything to do with.

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I’m the one being ridiculous? I’ve seen countless people ruin their lives over pot, and the subsequent drug use that follows it. Its either smoking crack and associating with blacks or blowing their life on LSD and hippie concerts. I’m not trying to get a rise out of anyone though, if the facts do that then maybe you should reexamine your opinions. Pull your head out of the sand in your ash tray.

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blowing their life on LSD and hippie concerts

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that looks fucking dank

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Ann Thrope says: I assume dank means dirty, musty, and hard to breathe in. I agree.

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THEBats said:
It has to be satire.  I mean, no one can be that mentally challenged..can they?

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Buy them cigarettes or take them to the movies. If that doesn’t work, you may want to save them from their drug-addicted future. Put them down, it is the right thing to do to spare their innocence and allow them to die virgins.

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Ok yeah right when she said that I realized this article was a joke, not serious. I thought she was serious for a second there. Good comedy that was.