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 Compass
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 How do I get the taste out of my mouth? 
#43719 - 05/30/08 12:18 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just tried it yesterday, using the classic Zambian recipe. I was able to mix it up with some female and African-American products, but otherwise just standard.
I let the balloon fill up more than halfway and then filled the rest with pure oxygen from my oxygen canister. This, I believe, helps protect against asphyxiation.
Anyway, it's the next day and I still have an awful taste in my mouth. I just read on Wikipedia this lasts for days!!!!! I scrubbed with soap and tried alcohol, but nothings really helping.
And I smell like an open sewer (I spilled some on me when I went "there"), please help any tips would help me from humiliation.
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Brugman
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#43721 - 05/30/08 12:21 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wow?
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 bananatelephone
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#43731 - 05/30/08 12:27 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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to replace the awful taste and smell, you need to use an even more awful smell.
like garlic.
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MFDoom666
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: bananatelephone]
#43732 - 05/30/08 12:29 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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sry compass but wth did u drink/eat/smoke/inhale?
i feel like i missed something.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Brugman
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: MFDoom666]
#43737 - 05/30/08 12:31 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
MFDoom666 said:
i feel like i missed something.
Yeah, man.
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Compass
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Brugman]
#43740 - 05/30/08 12:34 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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MFDoom666
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#43741 - 05/30/08 12:35 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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so was it as magickal as every1 sayz?
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Compass
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: MFDoom666]
#43748 - 05/30/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ya, it's like you've got butterflies in your stomach and you just go for it. You breath in deep and its like, based on the product you used in your recipe, all the people's souls squirting out their buttholes and going deep into your lungs.
The first thing you notice is the taste, like a spicy burrito.
Then a rainbow carpet unfolds and little naked elves come down to take you away from your troubles. The world just fades away man.
You start coming back gradually, like a cloud clearing for a sunny day.
Unfortunately, I found it hard to recollect my name and stuff afterwards and my head felt like magma.
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MFDoom666
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#43749 - 05/30/08 12:44 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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sweet!
ima go dump in a bottle rite now!
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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freepain
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: MFDoom666]
#43757 - 05/30/08 01:15 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I cant believe you actually tried that shit dude that just has bad idea written all over it. I mean come on its nick name is "ass hash" cant go very right there
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MFDoom666
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: freepain]
#43760 - 05/30/08 01:22 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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i luvz me sum butthash
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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weezerfan19
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: MFDoom666]
#43800 - 05/30/08 03:38 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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what is it?
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Toiletduk
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43802 - 05/30/08 03:48 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's fermented human shit. Tasty! 
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weezerfan19
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Toiletduk]
#43803 - 05/30/08 03:50 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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ew? and it makes you fucked up? well at least its free LOL.
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Toiletduk
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43805 - 05/30/08 03:55 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. 
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weezerfan19
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Toiletduk]
#43806 - 05/30/08 03:59 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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im telling my friend about it now he says he wants to try it. he might talk me into it but i doubt it LOL.
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Sativus
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43808 - 05/30/08 04:12 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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You should try it, that shit gets you higher than cannabis.
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weezerfan19
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Sativus]
#43813 - 05/30/08 04:39 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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how long do i ferment it and do i piss in the bottle too? what size bottle and how much shit? does it have to be person shit or can i use dog shit? i think dog shit is cleaner LOL.
how much do i breath in and do i put anything in the poop like weed or something?
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Sativus
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43814 - 05/30/08 04:46 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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How big a bottle depends on how much you want, a 16 oz water bottle should be good for a first time. I'm pretty sure the feces has to be human, and adding urine is critical to getting the enzymatic reaction that makes the Jenkem to go properly. You put a balloon over the bottle and let it sit for a while... A week is average, but 3 or 4 days in intense sunlight is probably enough. Once the ballon is decently full of the gas, take it off the bottle and inhale it in one deep drag.
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43820 - 05/30/08 05:00 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes, and adding pee makes it even better.
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