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 Compass
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 How do I get the taste out of my mouth? 
#43719 - 05/30/08 12:18 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just tried it yesterday, using the classic Zambian recipe. I was able to mix it up with some female and African-American products, but otherwise just standard.
I let the balloon fill up more than halfway and then filled the rest with pure oxygen from my oxygen canister. This, I believe, helps protect against asphyxiation.
Anyway, it's the next day and I still have an awful taste in my mouth. I just read on Wikipedia this lasts for days!!!!! I scrubbed with soap and tried alcohol, but nothings really helping.
And I smell like an open sewer (I spilled some on me when I went "there"), please help any tips would help me from humiliation.
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Brugman
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#43721 - 05/30/08 12:21 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow?
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 bananatelephone
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#43731 - 05/30/08 12:27 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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to replace the awful taste and smell, you need to use an even more awful smell.
like garlic.
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MFDoom666
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: bananatelephone]
#43732 - 05/30/08 12:29 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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sry compass but wth did u drink/eat/smoke/inhale?
i feel like i missed something.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Brugman
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: MFDoom666]
#43737 - 05/30/08 12:31 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
MFDoom666 said:
i feel like i missed something.
Yeah, man.
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Compass
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Brugman]
#43740 - 05/30/08 12:34 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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MFDoom666
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#43741 - 05/30/08 12:35 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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so was it as magickal as every1 sayz?
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Compass
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: MFDoom666]
#43748 - 05/30/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ya, it's like you've got butterflies in your stomach and you just go for it. You breath in deep and its like, based on the product you used in your recipe, all the people's souls squirting out their buttholes and going deep into your lungs.
The first thing you notice is the taste, like a spicy burrito.
Then a rainbow carpet unfolds and little naked elves come down to take you away from your troubles. The world just fades away man.
You start coming back gradually, like a cloud clearing for a sunny day.
Unfortunately, I found it hard to recollect my name and stuff afterwards and my head felt like magma.
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MFDoom666
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#43749 - 05/30/08 12:44 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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sweet!
ima go dump in a bottle rite now!
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: MFDoom666]
#43757 - 05/30/08 01:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I cant believe you actually tried that shit dude that just has bad idea written all over it. I mean come on its nick name is "ass hash" cant go very right there
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MFDoom666
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: freepain]
#43760 - 05/30/08 01:22 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i luvz me sum butthash
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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weezerfan19
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: MFDoom666]
#43800 - 05/30/08 03:38 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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what is it?
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Toiletduk
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43802 - 05/30/08 03:48 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's fermented human shit. Tasty! 
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Toiletduk]
#43803 - 05/30/08 03:50 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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ew? and it makes you fucked up? well at least its free LOL.
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Toiletduk
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43805 - 05/30/08 03:55 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. 
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weezerfan19
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Toiletduk]
#43806 - 05/30/08 03:59 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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im telling my friend about it now he says he wants to try it. he might talk me into it but i doubt it LOL.
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43808 - 05/30/08 04:12 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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You should try it, that shit gets you higher than cannabis.
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weezerfan19
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Sativus]
#43813 - 05/30/08 04:39 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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how long do i ferment it and do i piss in the bottle too? what size bottle and how much shit? does it have to be person shit or can i use dog shit? i think dog shit is cleaner LOL.
how much do i breath in and do i put anything in the poop like weed or something?
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Sativus
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43814 - 05/30/08 04:46 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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How big a bottle depends on how much you want, a 16 oz water bottle should be good for a first time. I'm pretty sure the feces has to be human, and adding urine is critical to getting the enzymatic reaction that makes the Jenkem to go properly. You put a balloon over the bottle and let it sit for a while... A week is average, but 3 or 4 days in intense sunlight is probably enough. Once the ballon is decently full of the gas, take it off the bottle and inhale it in one deep drag.
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43820 - 05/30/08 05:00 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yes, and adding pee makes it even better.
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weezerfan19
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Toiletduk]
#43830 - 05/30/08 06:12 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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ok how do you get the shit into the bottle? Like a funnel might work but the shit would have to be runny. I guess I'll just shit on some napkins and cram the shit in the top of the bottle
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Toiletduk
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43831 - 05/30/08 06:16 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
weezerfan19 said:
ok how do you get the shit into the bottle?
It takes a bit of practice to shit in a bottle, but once you master it, it's quite easy.
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43833 - 05/30/08 06:21 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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You can water it down a bit so it passes through the funnel better.
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Sativus
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43837 - 05/30/08 06:26 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I recommend wearing plastic gloves for that part. Just stick the opening of the bottle up to your ass and shit right in. The opening isn't big enough for the whole turd to fit in, so some of it kind of slops on the side of the bottle. Wipe this up with paper towels and Lysol.
The Zambian kids who invented it just used shit from the sewer system, but that's not as accessable here in the developed world.
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Sativus]
#43880 - 05/30/08 07:26 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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As mentioned in the first part, ideally you want to get some product from an African-American "friend" as they have a higher concentration of the enzyme that creates the hallucinogenic compound during fermentation.
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#43900 - 05/30/08 07:55 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm glad there are so many people willing to help WeezerFan19 make his own Jenkem!
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Toiletduk]
#43901 - 05/30/08 07:59 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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A+ thread.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Sativus]
#43902 - 05/30/08 07:59 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sativus said:
How big a bottle depends on how much you want, a 16 oz water bottle should be good for a first time. I'm pretty sure the feces has to be human, and adding urine is critical to getting the enzymatic reaction that makes the Jenkem to go properly. You put a balloon over the bottle and let it sit for a while... A week is average, but 3 or 4 days in intense sunlight is probably enough. Once the ballon is decently full of the gas, take it off the bottle and inhale it in one deep drag.
just because me a 'sativus' as he's called(mr long beard) don't get along, doesn't mean he's not an expert in chemistry. Let me tell you something man, this guy knows his techniques, you should see his input at chemistry boards like the dmt-nexus or shroomerys chemistry and pharmacology forum.
He knows what he's saying, 3 or 4 days is enough, but 5 days guarantees the enzymes catalyze to the proper jenk nitrous katelem that gets you high. Remember, one huff is probably enough, but to be safe, treat like salvia or dmt, take a big hit and hold it in for 30 seconds, or you can just breath off the bottle. Either way you have to put your mouth tight over the opening.
This shit's like a mescaline hit, it'll knock your shit, enjoy!
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my rating of flavoraid:
b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..
and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....
is gay as f**k
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Iamasmoker]
#43950 - 05/30/08 10:12 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I remember the first time I did it, it was a full week before I removed the balloon but SO worth the wait...fuckin' incredible
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: 81renaissance]
#44002 - 05/30/08 11:29 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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ok so i put about half a bottle full in a bottle and my friend put a ziploc bag over the top because we cant find a balloon. i think ill let it sit for 2 days because i dont want to trip out too bad and if i leave it longer ill trip more? i thought? but my friend wants to do another bottle tomorrow to do next week. so what does it feel like is it like smoking weed? or is it more like drinking? do you get munchies? and if you chew gum wont it keep the taste out of your mouth?
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#44011 - 05/30/08 11:37 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds like a plan dude, just make sure you've got a rubber band holding that ziplock in place.
It's kinda like weed, but stronger. Sort of visual effects like cough syrup, but it's calming like valium. I never got any munchies on it though, my stomache got kinda tense, but not nauseous.
Gum probably helps with the taste, but I'd have some altoids on hand to chew too.
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Sativus]
#44059 - 05/31/08 12:57 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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This thread is very informative...
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Pukgandi
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: blewmeanie]
#44069 - 05/31/08 01:47 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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oust the inside of your mouth
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#44474 - 05/31/08 10:05 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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don't worry about the smell, once you become a jenkem fiend, it doesn't matter any more.
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: neepling]
#44485 - 05/31/08 10:14 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's just nasty.
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Sativus
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Sativus]
#136376 - 10/24/08 10:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fresh news about jenkem! Over in the pube, someone is apparently planning to pay a friend $500 to videotape them huffing the shitgas.
I think the only responsible thing to do is support this effort.
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Sativus]
#136377 - 10/24/08 11:15 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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this thread is epic. especially because of wheezerfan.
juggalos... lol
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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: THEBats]
#136379 - 10/24/08 11:27 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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ha! who would pay $500 to see that? Someone with too much money
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weezerfan19
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: wowitch420]
#136408 - 10/24/08 12:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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whatever id do it for free because it will fuck you up
i tried it once but puked alot my friend said its because the shit was sitting either too long or not long enough. ill do it again eventually.
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#136420 - 10/24/08 01:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYYY JENKKKKKKEMMMMMMMMMS
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVZBTAYm3rw
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#136422 - 10/24/08 01:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
weezerfan19 said:
whatever id do it for free because it will fuck you up
i tried it once but puked alot my friend said its because the shit was sitting either too long or not long enough. ill do it again eventually.
lol ICP puppet is great
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: beatyou]
#136426 - 10/24/08 01:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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damn. this thread is intense.
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: MFDoom666]
#136560 - 10/24/08 06:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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fuck yeah me too! oh wait i think i gotta shit right now.
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: blueberry D]
#136563 - 10/24/08 07:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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neepling
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#136570 - 10/24/08 07:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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mmm the fresh odours of jenkem. it's the only way to fly.
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: JollyGreenJRayV]
#136663 - 10/25/08 11:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: MFDoom666]
#136694 - 10/25/08 12:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
MFDoom666 said:
sry compass but wth did u drink/eat/smoke/inhale?
i feel like i missed something.
Obviously jenkim!
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#136700 - 10/25/08 12:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
weezerfan19 said:
whatever id do it for free because it will fuck you up
i tried it once but puked alot my friend said its because the shit was sitting either too long or not long enough. ill do it again eventually.
LOLOLOL
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