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 kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
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 You know what I love about China... 
#43159 - 05/29/08 07:20 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Driving 60 on a 5km road and 80 on a 30km road, just to keep up with traffic and not get smoked by the car behind you.
And red lights are stopping optional.
And on a gas scooter, too, wearing no helmet, with the wife on the back holding five bags of groceries.
And all this, and I have no valid drivers license.
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: kidaihuan]
#43164 - 05/29/08 07:25 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Have you seen that video someone posted on the shroomery where a Chinese guy on a moped gets run over by a truck and about 7 sets of wheels go over him and smear him all down the road like sauce?
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 andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Hanky]
#43189 - 05/29/08 07:50 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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You must find that video!
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highasfuck
The last samuri
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 6,886
Loc: So Cal
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: andyistic]
#43194 - 05/29/08 07:55 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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How old is your wife?
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implee
Registered: 04/20/08
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: kidaihuan]
#43198 - 05/29/08 07:56 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Does the great firewall of china allow shroomery? Cause i assume it allows growery until they block it
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,733
Loc: Shanghai, China
Last seen: 16 years, 4 months
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: implee]
#43216 - 05/29/08 08:10 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
implee said:
Does the great firewall of china allow shroomery? Cause i assume it allows growery until they block it
Yeah.
They only block sites about the Da1i 1ama and T1b3t. Also the 1989 event, and anything against China.
Some porn, as well, Pornhub is fine though. Bit torrent sites fine, most things fine. Growery and Shroomery no problem.
Some blog sites have been blocked for having anti-China blogs.
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token
toke king
Registered: 05/01/08
Posts: 444
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: kidaihuan]
#43220 - 05/29/08 08:12 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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im in your webz stealing your freedumbs
Edited by token (05/29/08 08:13 PM)
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Iamasmoker
imachavel
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Posts: 636
Loc: Florida
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: kidaihuan]
#43252 - 05/29/08 08:38 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
kidaihuan said:
Quote:
implee said:
Does the great firewall of china allow shroomery? Cause i assume it allows growery until they block it
Yeah.
They only block sites about the Da1i 1ama and T1b3t. Also the 1989 event, and anything against China.
Some porn, as well, Pornhub is fine though. Bit torrent sites fine, most things fine. Growery and Shroomery no problem.
Some blog sites have been blocked for having anti-China blogs.
you serious? strict place, huh? a lot of freedom? I've heard it's freakin packed in china, not necessarily new york packed, but like wherever you live just goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Basically I've heard there's a higher population in china than anywhere else.
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my rating of flavoraid:
b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..
and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....
is gay as f**k
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Ombient
ɥɐɹq ɹǝqos
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Posts: 3,499
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Iamasmoker]
#43253 - 05/29/08 08:40 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anywhere they give the death penalty for drugs is not somewhere I want to be.
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Doitagain
Smoothie therapist
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Iamasmoker]
#43255 - 05/29/08 08:45 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Iamasmoker said:
Quote:
kidaihuan said:
Quote:
implee said:
Does the great firewall of china allow shroomery? Cause i assume it allows growery until they block it
Yeah.
They only block sites about the Da1i 1ama and T1b3t. Also the 1989 event, and anything against China.
Some porn, as well, Pornhub is fine though. Bit torrent sites fine, most things fine. Growery and Shroomery no problem.
Some blog sites have been blocked for having anti-China blogs.
you serious? strict place, huh? a lot of freedom? I've heard it's freakin packed in china, not necessarily new york packed, but like wherever you live just goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Basically I've heard there's a higher population in china than anywhere else.
yes, china is the most populous nation in the world.
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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Tangerines
Grease Wizard
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: kidaihuan]
#43258 - 05/29/08 08:49 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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You like chinese children, right? Of the male variety?
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maggotz
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,018
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Hanky]
#43318 - 05/29/08 09:31 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hanky said:
Have you seen that video someone posted on the shroomery where a Chinese guy on a moped gets run over by a truck and about 7 sets of wheels go over him and smear him all down the road like sauce?
haha, that video is awesome.
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1200284923/Guy_in_Taiwan_on_a_Scooter_Gets_Horribly_Splattered
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
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Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: maggotz]
#43331 - 05/29/08 09:38 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah - that was fun to watch, but I didn't get any sound with it.
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Iamasmoker
imachavel
Registered: 05/29/08
Posts: 636
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Ombient]
#43403 - 05/29/08 10:27 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Omni said:
Anywhere they give the death penalty for drugs is not somewhere I want to be.
you fuckin serious?
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my rating of flavoraid:
b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..
and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....
is gay as f**k
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,733
Loc: Shanghai, China
Last seen: 16 years, 4 months
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Iamasmoker]
#43455 - 05/29/08 11:43 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Iamasmoker said:
Quote:
Omni said:
Anywhere they give the death penalty for drugs is not somewhere I want to be.
you fuckin serious?
Not for cultivation or production.
Only if you're smuggling huge amounts of drugs into the country.
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Iamasmoker
imachavel
Registered: 05/29/08
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: kidaihuan]
#43468 - 05/30/08 12:00 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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damn, execution. in fucking sane
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my rating of flavoraid:
b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..
and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....
is gay as f**k
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Iamasmoker]
#43473 - 05/30/08 12:05 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i hate china
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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highasfuck
The last samuri
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 6,886
Loc: So Cal
Last seen: 15 years, 10 months
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: still beLIEve]
#43475 - 05/30/08 12:06 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
still beLIEve said:
i hate china
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 15 years, 6 months
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: maggotz]
#43597 - 05/30/08 06:18 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
maggotz said:
Quote:
Hanky said:
Have you seen that video someone posted on the shroomery where a Chinese guy on a moped gets run over by a truck and about 7 sets of wheels go over him and smear him all down the road like sauce?
haha, that video is awesome.
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1200284923/Guy_in_Taiwan_on_a_Scooter_Gets_Horribly_Splattered
Thanks for finding that, it's a good thing that the truck driver hit his breaks and helped smear him along the road.
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neepling
Fat Ladies Buttocks.
Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Ass Flavoured Pie Factory
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Hanky]
#43600 - 05/30/08 06:29 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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lolz.. i remember that video...
but seriously .. i wonder what the hell was going through that truckies head? "oh hey look a scooter dude, lets run him over.. "
maybe "hmm i'm going a bit too fast.. oh well "
or "fucken scooter HURRY THE FUCK UP, thats it ...!!!@*$#"
" hio chiwa rama huaaa haza gori faa!!!"
or "ok i'm gonna close my eyes and hope this fucker has switched lanes after i open them"
.."all of the above?"
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oh noe! I'm heaps beached bro..
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