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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
#429841 - 06/08/10 04:02 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
#429842 - 06/08/10 04:05 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
#429843 - 06/08/10 04:11 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
#429844 - 06/08/10 04:15 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
#429846 - 06/08/10 04:19 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tangerines
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429866 - 06/08/10 10:07 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Did you at least give yourself a California potato chip? You know where you beat off and cum on your stomach and let it harden and then peel it off and eat it?
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ShroomieGirl
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Tangerines]
#429994 - 06/08/10 04:57 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Tangerines]
#430026 - 06/08/10 08:23 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Eehhh! Thats frickin' nasty! I don't even wanna know what you say in the Dome. Dude....
I'm all for recycling....but thats taking it waaaaay too far.
Heh...why is it called a California potato chip? I'm guessing there's a deep hate for Cali people over in the other states?
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Tangerines]
#430053 - 06/08/10 09:34 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tangerines said: Did you at least give yourself a California potato chip? You know where you beat off and cum on your stomach and let it harden and then peel it off and eat it?
You've never done that THC?? Cali tater chips are the shit
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FRACTALife
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
#430385 - 06/09/10 01:24 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
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Tangerines said: Did you at least give yourself a California potato chip? You know where you beat off and cum on your stomach and let it harden and then peel it off and eat it?
You've never done that THC?? Cali tater chips are the shit
He'll try it in jail. Just kidding THC! YOU ROCK!
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal] 1
#430462 - 06/09/10 06:06 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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My friend Bill got one that said "hey", so he said "hi". They replied "r u mad at me?". He said "no baby" lmfao. They didn't text back.
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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: RasJeph]
#430645 - 06/10/10 03:20 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude, that's awesome!
If I could go back in time, when she first texted me "hey sexi" I would of say "How you doing babe? You ready to get your finger on?" That would have been WAY better! She might have even masterbated!
Who knows,
Any other random text stories? ~ Text.Happy.Confusion ~
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