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TrueHerbCrystal
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Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

#429816 - 06/08/10 01:31 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

So, just 5 minutes ago, I was chilling on the Growery, reading random posts, when I hear my phone go off. I figure it was one of my fat female friends (who sadly I don't wanna slam) texting me.

I look at the number, its some (916) number, haven't looked it up, Canada maybe?

Anywho, the first words this person said were "hey sexi". Were off to a good start.

I respond back "Who's this?" I figure it was one of the those late-night TV commercials for lonely girls and such, so she responds back with like 3 indentical messages. Sounds like a spammer/hacker.

Then I ask "Are you spamming me?" She says, "No, I sent it to the wrong number. I was looking for Kai".

I was like Oh, OK.

Now were having a random conversation as I'm typing this! If she called and not texted, we wouldn't even be talking right now! I love texting.

You guys ever got a random text from a girl/guy?

God Bless Accidents (or is it Fate?) :awesome:

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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429818 - 06/08/10 01:35 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Just got a text back, she's in Texas! Ha! The irony is too much...

I guess meeting her is way out of the question. Maybe it will turn to "sexting" and soiled sheets! Who knows...

Way too far away...
~ T.H.c. ~

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429819 - 06/08/10 01:49 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Soiled sheets? You shit the bed when you get off brah?

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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Tangerines]
#429820 - 06/08/10 01:50 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

No!

The good kind of soiled, like ya know, when you "pop it like its hot". Catch my river?

Ya Feel Me?
~ T.H.c. ~

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429821 - 06/08/10 01:52 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Popping it means popping your hips I am pretty sure if I learned my ebonics good. So I ask again. When you pop it like its hot does a steamy pile run down the side of your leg onto your mattress?

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Tangerines
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]

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#429822 - 06/08/10 01:53 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Or do you mean you cum on your sheets? If so, why not use a damn sock like a normal person? Or do you like sleeping in soiled sheets?

Not being a dick, I am just curious.

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

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#429823 - 06/08/10 01:55 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Also, good luck. If you get naked pictures then be sure to post them or it never happened. Nighty Night.

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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Tangerines]
#429824 - 06/08/10 01:57 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Sock?

Nah, thats old school. Since I sleep on a queen size, when I'm lazy, I splooge on one side of the bed, roll over, then go to sleep. If I have the energy, I grab a clean, white soft-white T-Shirt, and take it to the House!

Gotta be Silky-Soft. :yesnod:

:yesnod:

~ TenderHandsCongregate ~

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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429825 - 06/08/10 01:57 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TrueHerbCrystal said:
Catch my ~~river~~ drift?

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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

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#429826 - 06/08/10 02:00 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TrueHerbCrystal said:
Sock?

Nah, thats old school. Since I sleep on a queen size, when I'm lazy, I splooge on one side of the bed, roll over, then go to sleep. If I have the energy, I grab a clean, white soft-white T-Shirt, and take it to the House!

Gotta be Silky-Soft.
~ TenderHandsCongregate ~

You going to county or prison?

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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Don King]
#429827 - 06/08/10 02:01 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

See, now you're gettin' it!

You're smarter than 2 peas in a haystack!

Good Work, King! :bobmarley:

:bobmarley:

"King Shit" - Luda
~ T.H.c. ~

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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Don King]
#429828 - 06/08/10 02:03 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

This isn't a bachelor party, son. This is serious business...

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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Don King]
#429830 - 06/08/10 02:27 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, you're right.

Pimpin' ain't easy....and it shouldn't be taken lightly playah...

Keep that Pimp Hand Strong Don King!

"Smack!" - Don's Right Hand
~ TrueHandClappin' ~

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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429832 - 06/08/10 02:33 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

~`~
++__++
!!!_!!!

pIMPImpin is eZ.

_@#$@#$@#$
www.PMPNZHOEZ.XXX

!Don King!

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Edited by Don King (06/08/10 04:29 AM)

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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Don King]
#429833 - 06/08/10 02:38 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Yes, that's the shit dude!

Lovin' you're style....

I think that deserves some Leafy greens.

Green for the Budz, Gold for da Babes :leaf:

:leaf:

:pimp:

~ TruHerCryst-taL ~

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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

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#429834 - 06/08/10 02:41 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Edited by Don King (06/08/10 04:35 AM)

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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Don King]
#429835 - 06/08/10 03:01 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Sad news... :sad:

:sad:

Its been about an hour now, and no text message return.

So I sent my "last" message, saying good bye to a babe I'll never get to meet, and will likely never hear from again.

Good-bye Lexei!

You will be missed. :frown:

:frown:

~ T.H.c. ~

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

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#429836 - 06/08/10 03:09 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I met a [Lexi] before... Nothing to forget in my book...

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Edited by Don King (06/08/10 04:24 AM)

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m3kgt
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Don King]
#429837 - 06/08/10 03:46 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Im in tx. just get me her # and i'll dshsb. :crazybeard:

:crazybeard:

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

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#429840 - 06/08/10 04:00 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Only in America!

Edited by Don King (06/08/10 04:50 AM)

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