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TrueHerbCrystal
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Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

#429816 - 06/08/10 01:31 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

So, just 5 minutes ago, I was chilling on the Growery, reading random posts, when I hear my phone go off. I figure it was one of my fat female friends (who sadly I don't wanna slam) texting me.

I look at the number, its some (916) number, haven't looked it up, Canada maybe?

Anywho, the first words this person said were "hey sexi". Were off to a good start.

I respond back "Who's this?" I figure it was one of the those late-night TV commercials for lonely girls and such, so she responds back with like 3 indentical messages. Sounds like a spammer/hacker.

Then I ask "Are you spamming me?" She says, "No, I sent it to the wrong number. I was looking for Kai".

I was like Oh, OK.

Now were having a random conversation as I'm typing this! If she called and not texted, we wouldn't even be talking right now! I love texting.

You guys ever got a random text from a girl/guy?

God Bless Accidents (or is it Fate?) :awesome:

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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429818 - 06/08/10 01:35 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Just got a text back, she's in Texas! Ha! The irony is too much...

I guess meeting her is way out of the question. Maybe it will turn to "sexting" and soiled sheets! Who knows...

Way too far away...
~ T.H.c. ~

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429819 - 06/08/10 01:49 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Soiled sheets? You shit the bed when you get off brah?

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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Tangerines]
#429820 - 06/08/10 01:50 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

No!

The good kind of soiled, like ya know, when you "pop it like its hot". Catch my river?

Ya Feel Me?
~ T.H.c. ~

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429821 - 06/08/10 01:52 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Popping it means popping your hips I am pretty sure if I learned my ebonics good. So I ask again. When you pop it like its hot does a steamy pile run down the side of your leg onto your mattress?

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]

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#429822 - 06/08/10 01:53 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Or do you mean you cum on your sheets? If so, why not use a damn sock like a normal person? Or do you like sleeping in soiled sheets?

Not being a dick, I am just curious.

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

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#429823 - 06/08/10 01:55 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Also, good luck. If you get naked pictures then be sure to post them or it never happened. Nighty Night.

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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Tangerines]
#429824 - 06/08/10 01:57 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Sock?

Nah, thats old school. Since I sleep on a queen size, when I'm lazy, I splooge on one side of the bed, roll over, then go to sleep. If I have the energy, I grab a clean, white soft-white T-Shirt, and take it to the House!

Gotta be Silky-Soft. :yesnod:

:yesnod:

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429825 - 06/08/10 01:57 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TrueHerbCrystal said:
Catch my ~~river~~ drift?

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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

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#429826 - 06/08/10 02:00 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TrueHerbCrystal said:
Sock?

Nah, thats old school. Since I sleep on a queen size, when I'm lazy, I splooge on one side of the bed, roll over, then go to sleep. If I have the energy, I grab a clean, white soft-white T-Shirt, and take it to the House!

Gotta be Silky-Soft.
~ TenderHandsCongregate ~

You going to county or prison?

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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Don King]
#429827 - 06/08/10 02:01 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

See, now you're gettin' it!

You're smarter than 2 peas in a haystack!

Good Work, King! :bobmarley:

:bobmarley:

"King Shit" - Luda
~ T.H.c. ~

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Don King]
#429828 - 06/08/10 02:03 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

This isn't a bachelor party, son. This is serious business...

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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Don King]
#429830 - 06/08/10 02:27 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, you're right.

Pimpin' ain't easy....and it shouldn't be taken lightly playah...

Keep that Pimp Hand Strong Don King!

"Smack!" - Don's Right Hand
~ TrueHandClappin' ~

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429832 - 06/08/10 02:33 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

~`~
++__++
!!!_!!!

pIMPImpin is eZ.

_@#$@#$@#$
www.PMPNZHOEZ.XXX

!Don King!

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Edited by Don King (06/08/10 04:29 AM)

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Don King]
#429833 - 06/08/10 02:38 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Yes, that's the shit dude!

Lovin' you're style....

I think that deserves some Leafy greens.

Green for the Budz, Gold for da Babes :leaf:

:leaf:

:pimp:

~ TruHerCryst-taL ~

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Don King]
#429834 - 06/08/10 02:41 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Edited by Don King (06/08/10 04:35 AM)

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Don King]
#429835 - 06/08/10 03:01 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Sad news... :sad:

:sad:

Its been about an hour now, and no text message return.

So I sent my "last" message, saying good bye to a babe I'll never get to meet, and will likely never hear from again.

Good-bye Lexei!

You will be missed. :frown:

:frown:

~ T.H.c. ~

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429836 - 06/08/10 03:09 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I met a [Lexi] before... Nothing to forget in my book...

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Edited by Don King (06/08/10 04:24 AM)

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Don King]
#429837 - 06/08/10 03:46 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Im in tx. just get me her # and i'll dshsb. :crazybeard:

:crazybeard:

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#429840 - 06/08/10 04:00 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Edited by Don King (06/08/10 04:50 AM)

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#429841 - 06/08/10 04:02 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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#429842 - 06/08/10 04:05 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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#429843 - 06/08/10 04:11 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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#429844 - 06/08/10 04:15 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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#429846 - 06/08/10 04:19 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429866 - 06/08/10 10:07 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Did you at least give yourself a California potato chip? You know where you beat off and cum on your stomach and let it harden and then peel it off and eat it?

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

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#429994 - 06/08/10 04:57 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

yummy

:crazy2:

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

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#430026 - 06/08/10 08:23 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Eehhh! Thats frickin' nasty! I don't even wanna know what you say in the Dome. Dude....

I'm all for recycling....but thats taking it waaaaay too far. :eek:

:eek:

Heh...why is it called a California potato chip? I'm guessing there's a deep hate for Cali people over in the other states?

"California Unlove"?
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

[Re: Tangerines]
#430053 - 06/08/10 09:34 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Tangerines said:
Did you at least give yourself a California potato chip? You know where you beat off and cum on your stomach and let it harden and then peel it off and eat it?

:lol:

You've never done that THC?? Cali tater chips are the shit :yesnod:

:yesnod:

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#430385 - 06/09/10 01:24 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

FarBeyondDriven said:
Quote:

Tangerines said:
Did you at least give yourself a California potato chip? You know where you beat off and cum on your stomach and let it harden and then peel it off and eat it?

You've never done that THC?? Cali tater chips are the shit

He'll try it in jail.
Just kidding THC!
YOU ROCK!

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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!

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#430462 - 06/09/10 06:06 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

My friend Bill got one that said "hey", so he said "hi". They replied "r u mad at me?". He said "no baby" lmfao. They didn't text back.

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#430645 - 06/10/10 03:20 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Dude, that's awesome!

If I could go back in time, when she first texted me "hey sexi" I would of say "How you doing babe? You ready to get your finger on?" That would have been WAY better! She might have even masterbated!

Who knows,

Any other random text stories?
~ Text.Happy.Confusion ~

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