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 Triptonic
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 Oh my dear god. 
#426011 - 05/30/10 06:04 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Have you ever gotten something in your eye that you cant get out for a long time. MY GOD, most uncomfortable thing ever.
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 THEBats
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Re: Oh my dear god. [Re: Triptonic]
#426012 - 05/30/10 06:05 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cum?
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Re: Oh my dear god. [Re: THEBats]
#426018 - 05/30/10 06:17 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gallons....
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Edited by stoney.69 (05/30/10 06:47 PM)
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Oh my dear god. [Re: THEBats]
#426020 - 05/30/10 06:20 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
THEBats said:
Cum?
That's the first thing I thought of too 
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THEBats
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Re: Oh my dear god. [Re: Triptonic]
#426023 - 05/30/10 06:23 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Triptonic said:
Gallons....
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That's not smoke lounge material.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
Edited by stoney.69 (05/30/10 06:48 PM)
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Re: Oh my dear god. [Re: THEBats]
#426024 - 05/30/10 06:25 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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SMITE ME ALL MIGHTY STONETH!
just kidding dont ban me.......
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THEBats
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Re: Oh my dear god. [Re: Triptonic]
#426034 - 05/30/10 06:34 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wouldn't joke about things like that. Especially with people who wouldn't mind banning you brah.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: Oh my dear god. [Re: THEBats]
#426036 - 05/30/10 06:35 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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A ban is a ban.
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Oh my dear god. [Re: Triptonic]
#426040 - 05/30/10 06:38 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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said the untanned man
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Inverted
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Re: Oh my dear god. [Re: Triptonic]
#426042 - 05/30/10 06:39 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Before Botox, semen was used to get rid of wrinkles. I guess they would swim around under the skin surface and stimulate the skin or some bullshit. I don't remember I didn't research it.
PS once I was hit directly in the eye while it was open with a lacrosse ball at about 60mph and for hours it felt like I had a thousand eyelashes under my eyelids. Most uncomfortable feeling ever...
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Re: Oh my dear god. [Re: Inverted]
#426043 - 05/30/10 06:40 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ah shit stop that shit inverted you are making my eye water again.
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Oh my dear god. [Re: Triptonic]
#426044 - 05/30/10 06:41 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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He's right. Semen was actually used back in the day for that shit. Look it up.
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Triptonic
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No I'm talking about getting hit in the face with a lacrosse ball.
My brother scratched my eye with his fingernail once. That hurt like a bitch. And I had to have a patch
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Inverted
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Inverted > Wikipedia 
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Inverted
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Re: Oh my dear god. [Re: Triptonic]
#426050 - 05/30/10 06:46 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Triptonic said:
No I'm talking about getting hit in the face with a lacrosse ball.
My brother scratched my eye with his fingernail once. That hurt like a bitch. And I had to have a patch
Yeah I was practicing before a game and without a helmet on my buddy threw it to me super hard and instead of just catching it I tried to hit it like a baseball and I fouled it directly into my own eye... 
That was the game my 2 friends attacked the ref. The good ole days
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