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[Recycle Bin:] Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date. But a year to make love she wanted you to wait. Let me tell ya a story of my situation. I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation. The way that I met her was on tour at a concert. She had long hair and a short miniskirt. I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat. I was walkin through the crowd and guess who I met. I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth. So I can axe you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof. I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah. She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra. I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused. I said, "How do you like the show?" She said, "I was very amused." I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range. But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange. Then when I asked "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend. She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend." Come on, I'm not even goin' for it. Here's what I'm gonna sing.
(CHORUS) [All:] You, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend. And you say he's just a friend, oh baby. You, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend. But you say he's just a friend, oh baby. You, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend. But you say he's just a friend.
[Recycle Bin:] So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time. I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime, 'cuz I have friends and that's a fact. Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq. Forget about that, let's go into the story. About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me. So we started talkin', getttin' familiar. Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up. A relationship or some understanding. How its gonna be in the future we was plannin'. Everything sounded so dandy and sweet. I had no idea I was in for a treat. After this was established, everything was cool. The tour was over and she went back to school. I called every day to see how she was doin. Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'. I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again. I said, yo, who was that? Oh, he's just a friend. Pssh, come on, don't gimme dat. Jus bust this.
(Repeat CHORUS)
[PC Speaker:] So I came to her college on a surprise visit. To see my girl that was so exquisite. It was a school day, I knew she was there. at The first semester of the school year. I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm. This guy made me fill out a visitor's form. He told me where it was and I as on my way. her told me had baby doll, I was happy to say. I arrived in front of the dormitory. Yo, could you tell me where is door three? Could they show me where it was for the moment. I didnt know such an event. So I came to her room, and opened her door. Oh, snap! Guess what I saw? Another killa... fes... fuckin' kissin' my girl in the mouth. I was so... knock out, sweat down south. So please listen to the message that I send. Dont ever talk to a girl who says she just got a friend.
PC Speaker: Will that work for what you guys wanted? Subrandom: You're really fucking high now. Not like before, when you were like, "I'mma smoke a lil weed..." you're fucking high. You can't even do anything but play with your god damn lighters Recycle Bin: That was bad. Coaxke: Pieces of shit! Get the fuck out of my bar!
-------------------- "Je pense, donc je suis (I am thinking, therefore I am)." -Rene Descartes
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