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 FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
 
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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 No fucking way 
#412046 - 05/04/10 08:39 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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 DungenessDank
Lord of the Flies
Registered: 05/05/08
Posts: 9,372
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 11 years, 7 months
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This is the future man. Celebrities are gonna run the world.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal 
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wow, so she saw this fancy gala in Washington and now she wants to be in congress because she thinks being a politician is nothing but fancy dinners and schmoozing. What a stupid whore, I bet she'd fall asleep within an hour of her first congressional session where they actually discuss policy
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Cannaboid
Gang Green Gang
Registered: 07/22/09
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There is no way she could make it on congress to start with.
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Inverted
CNC Machinist/Greenthumb
Registered: 06/01/08
Posts: 9,953
Loc: North Star
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Re: No fucking way [Re: Cannaboid]
#412055 - 05/04/10 08:49 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah.
I would fuck her ass proper though I tell you hawhat
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Dude, if this actually happens, and somehow the axis of the earth changes and Pangaea is reformed with a giant nipple as the tallest mountain, I swear I will move to the top of a mountain in Montana or something, build a cabin, and live there and travel into town for only the things I need. Chop wood for heat, all of it. I want to live up there anyway, but I want modern amenities. If this happens I'm fuckin considering the 5 sq. ft. space around me my own country and naming it Backthefuckup.
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CNC Machinist/Greenthumb
Registered: 06/01/08
Posts: 9,953
Loc: North Star
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Can I have some of what you are smoking please?
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: No fucking way [Re: Inverted]
#412071 - 05/04/10 09:05 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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There ya go buuuudy 
I'm serious though dude. Linda McMahon is thinking of running for Congress or definitely is, I don't know. But she's on the, "Let's see if money can really buy me a seat in Congress" and everybody knows that. I think if she gets elected, it just proves outright our government is fucked. But Kim Kardashian getting a seat??? People wonder why other countries hate us and we have separatists in THIS country. Shit like her running for Congress is not helping.
Note: I'm not 100% sure of the credibility of this article of course, but I wouldn't be surprised if she decided to.
Kim Kardashian: "Yeah, um...(blows a bubble) I just wanted to like, make a difference in my country and like take care of some issues or whatever(blows another bubble and it gets stuck around her mouth).
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CNC Machinist/Greenthumb
Registered: 06/01/08
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Loc: North Star
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Mmmmm thanks dude I'm fucking stoned now...
I just replaced (blows bubble) with takes a load of cum in that paragraph and it was much better.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: No fucking way [Re: Inverted]
#412082 - 05/04/10 09:11 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Word...I stole it from the woods around your area
She was hot in her sex vid, but she looked like a dead fuck to me. A Congresswoman with a porno. Wonder how many of the old pervs in Congress have seen her vid 
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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sex vid????
LINK
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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I don't know where it's at. You didn't know she had one???
It's terrible, fuzzy camera action and her just laying there moaning getting fucked by a black dude. If I remember correctly, she looks like she can give a pretty decent bj though.
Check on pornhub.com and search Kim Kardashian sex tape. I think that's where I saw it.
Edited by FarBeyondDriven (05/04/10 09:15 PM)
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ShroomieGirl
Fear and Loathing
Registered: 08/09/08
Posts: 595
Loc: TX
Last seen: 12 years, 7 months
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if she ever gets a seat in congress i wanna be shot. i dont think shed last a minute there tho
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