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Invisiblebmiles
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true story.
    #41202 - 05/27/08 05:11 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

My brother was fighting with his ex's friend on the phone
a few days ago.
He hates her, and she hates him back.
He said he hopes she gets hit by a train, and hung up.
She lives by train tracks.
The next day she was on the tracks,
but got off just in time to not be hit by an oncoming train.
But not in time to not get hit by the side of the train.
She is in the hospital in pretty bad condition right now.

:eek:

Edited by bmiles (05/27/08 05:12 PM)

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OfflineCoaster
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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41205 - 05/27/08 05:12 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

hes a witch


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InvisibleOmbient
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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41208 - 05/27/08 05:12 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

How do you not hear a train coming?

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Invisiblebananatelephone
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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41210 - 05/27/08 05:12 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

wow..i bet he felt a bit guilty.

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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41211 - 05/27/08 05:12 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

nice!

ur brother has magickal powerz.


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Invisiblebmiles
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Re: true story. [Re: Ombient]
    #41212 - 05/27/08 05:13 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

She must not be the brightest person in the world.
:shrug:

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Re: true story. [Re: Coaster]
    #41214 - 05/27/08 05:13 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
hes a witch


For serious  :goose:


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Re: true story. [Re: Sativus]
    #41218 - 05/27/08 05:14 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sativus said:
For serious  :goose:



HONK HONK :goose:

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Invisiblebmiles
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Re: true story. [Re: bananatelephone]
    #41219 - 05/27/08 05:14 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

He was laughing when he told me,
he felt kinda bad but he thought it
was pretty damn funny.

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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41226 - 05/27/08 05:16 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

dude thats fucked up


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Invisiblebananatelephone
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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41228 - 05/27/08 05:18 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

bmiles said:
He was laughing when he told me,
he felt kinda bad but he thought it
was pretty damn funny.


yea i feel sorry for her...but cmon, how intoxicated must you be not to realize there is a train coming...

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Invisiblebmiles
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Re: true story. [Re: bananatelephone]
    #41231 - 05/27/08 05:19 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I feel bad for her that she is in pain,
but how the hell do you get hit by a train??

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Invisiblewowitch420
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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41232 - 05/27/08 05:20 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I did it


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Invisiblebmiles
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Re: true story. [Re: wowitch420]
    #41253 - 05/27/08 05:40 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

:nonono:

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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41258 - 05/27/08 05:42 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

:haha:

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Re: true story. [Re: maggotz]
    #41266 - 05/27/08 05:57 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I doubt she's that stupid.

She was probably going to commit suicide because her ex hates her. She wanted to shove it to him.

Then at the last minute changed her mind, but the train lashed out and smacked her ass anyway because she's an idiot.

If that's true, it's probably at least partially your brother's fault. So yeah.

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Offlinehighasfuck
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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41269 - 05/27/08 05:59 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

LOL. Cuntasoraus

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Invisiblebmiles
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Re: true story. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #41281 - 05/27/08 06:15 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I never said she was with my brother.

You're dumb.

Edited by bmiles (05/27/08 06:20 PM)

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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41286 - 05/27/08 06:20 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

bmiles said:
He was laughing when he told me,
he felt kinda bad but he thought it
was pretty damn funny.




Haha thats hilarious. I have the power when it comes to bongs. If I Say "I hope your bong breaks" it will probably happen by the end of the night. BLACK MAGIC FTW.


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Edited by Deathcompany (05/27/08 06:20 PM)

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Re: true story. [Re: Deathcompany]
    #41298 - 05/27/08 06:25 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

He probably did it to her.

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Invisiblebmiles
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Re: true story. [Re: highasfuck]
    #41301 - 05/27/08 06:26 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Haha, he moved to Florida before it happened.

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Re: true story. [Re: highasfuck]
    #41321 - 05/27/08 06:31 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Yes he was driving the train.:shoosh:


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Invisiblebmiles
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Re: true story. [Re: Deathcompany]
    #41325 - 05/27/08 06:32 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl:

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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41438 - 05/27/08 07:41 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

bmiles said:
I never said she was with my brother.

You're dumb.



What the fuck are you talking about?

I said your brother may have been partually responsible because he made her sad, which made her want to kill herself.

Go kill yourself bmiles. You're dumb.

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Invisibledfernandez90
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Re: true story. [Re: Coaster]
    #41442 - 05/27/08 07:44 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
hes a witch



:rofl:

once again.

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Invisiblebmiles
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Re: true story. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #41477 - 05/27/08 08:05 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

kidaihuan said:
She was probably going to commit suicide because her ex hates her. She wanted to shove it to him.

If that's true, it's probably at least partially your brother's fault. So yeah.



one can reasonable assume you were talking about my brother
being her ex.

don't post in my threads, pedo-faggot.

Edited by bmiles (05/27/08 08:07 PM)

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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41478 - 05/27/08 08:06 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

bmiles said:
Quote:

kidaihuan said:
She was probably going to commit suicide because her ex hates her. She wanted to shove it to him.

If that's true, it's probably at least partially your brother's fault. So yeah.



don't post in my threads, pedo-faggot.

Ily bmiles.

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Invisiblebmiles
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Re: true story. [Re: highasfuck]
    #41479 - 05/27/08 08:07 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

?

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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41480 - 05/27/08 08:08 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

ILY

I

Love

You

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Invisiblebmiles
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Re: true story. [Re: highasfuck]
    #41482 - 05/27/08 08:08 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

:heart::awesome::heart:






(:sissies:)

Edited by bmiles (05/27/08 08:09 PM)

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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41484 - 05/27/08 08:11 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

bmiles said:
Quote:

kidaihuan said:
She was probably going to commit suicide because her ex hates her. She wanted to shove it to him.

If that's true, it's probably at least partially your brother's fault. So yeah.



one can reasonable assume you were talking about my brother
being her ex.

don't post in my threads, pedo-faggot.



BAHAH ok i second that, ILY too bmiles

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Invisiblebmiles
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Re: true story. [Re: bananatelephone]
    #41489 - 05/27/08 08:13 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Lets all take X and dew it.

:smirk:

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Invisibleandyistic
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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41492 - 05/27/08 08:14 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

What if you don't like Mountain Dew?

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InvisibleSativus
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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41493 - 05/27/08 08:15 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I'm in


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InvisibleOmbient
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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41495 - 05/27/08 08:15 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

bmiles said:
Lets all take X and dew it.




!!!!!!!!!

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Invisiblebmiles
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Re: true story. [Re: andyistic]
    #41496 - 05/27/08 08:15 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

If you don't like it you ain't invited.

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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41497 - 05/27/08 08:17 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I :poop: love it

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Invisiblebmiles
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Re: true story. [Re: highasfuck]
    #41499 - 05/27/08 08:18 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I poop love it too.

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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41500 - 05/27/08 08:18 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

:awesome:

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Re: true story. [Re: highasfuck]
    #41535 - 05/27/08 09:05 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

This is a great example of the fact that the universe is always listening!
My buddy called into work one night and said that he had come home and his mom was in a diabetic coma and he was rushing her to the hospital...truth is she wasn't diabetic and he just didn't want to work.
Two months later she (his mom) gets rushed to the hospital unconcious and is diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. (Also a true story)
Now back to that X and sex conversation...


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Re: true story. [Re: 81renaissance]
    #41537 - 05/27/08 09:06 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Step on a crack, break your mom's back.

Edited by bmiles (05/27/08 09:15 PM)

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Re: true story. [Re: bmiles]
    #41541 - 05/27/08 09:12 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

i told someone to kill themselves today
maybe with a few good vibes itll come throgh
but ecstacy and secks is for me

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Re: true story. [Re: token]
    #41543 - 05/27/08 09:16 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Cross your fingers :smirk:

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