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 mel_lonta_tauda
 
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread!  [Re: THEBats]
#53128 - 06/07/08 04:32 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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THEBats said:
dude this is funny as shit
 i'll post up my progress report from middle school the day the 9/11 incident happened
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#53129 - 06/07/08 04:36 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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this was from back when i would only show up to school once or twice every few weeks. if you can't understand the writing, they consist of complaints of me never showing up. 
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wowitch420
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#53222 - 06/07/08 07:58 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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heady nugz
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 THEBats
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: wowitch420]
#53511 - 06/08/08 12:25 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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THEBats
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#53581 - 06/08/08 02:09 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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say what?
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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highasfuck
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#53584 - 06/08/08 02:11 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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THEBats said:
Lols. My name is jimmy... I would be doing shit like this, but all my test are scantron 
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: highasfuck]
#53586 - 06/08/08 02:13 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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highasfuck
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#53590 - 06/08/08 02:19 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lols, i see it. took me a while. I was thinking faun, not centur.
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THEBats
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: highasfuck]
#53600 - 06/08/08 02:35 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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best darwin award ever.
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn, Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded. The sheer force of the elephant’s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Doitagain
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#53611 - 06/08/08 03:06 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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THEBats said:
haha i believe i've seen that before. is that from the OC register?
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Doitagain]
#54257 - 06/09/08 04:38 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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MFDoom666
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#54258 - 06/09/08 04:42 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i luv this video.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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MFDoom666
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: MFDoom666]
#54261 - 06/09/08 04:46 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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THEBats
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: MFDoom666]
#54263 - 06/09/08 04:50 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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MFDoom666 said:
oh shit!!!!!!!
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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MFDoom666
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#54264 - 06/09/08 04:51 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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why r they putting bbq sauce on their feet?
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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THEBats
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: MFDoom666]
#54266 - 06/09/08 04:53 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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MFDoom666 said:
why r they putting bbq sauce on their feet?
apparently it's part of her recipe as she says you can taste her feet in the sauce.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#54272 - 06/09/08 05:09 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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THEBats
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: MFDoom666]
#54574 - 06/09/08 11:49 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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usg543
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#54737 - 06/10/08 11:19 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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andyistic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: usg543]
#54740 - 06/10/08 11:21 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do you see Newcastle in there anywhere?
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