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FurrowedBrow
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Re: only in texas [Re: SmOakland]
#365496 - 02/16/10 07:31 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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SmOakland said:
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MFDoom666 said: holy shit bro.
i just got a call from my friend telling me what happened to my friend recently.
him and his girlfriend who i was working with right before they moved got into an argument and she decided that she wanted to come back to texas.
she calls her parents and get them to wire her some money for a plane ticket and whatever else, i dunno.
she spent the money on cocaine and rum and soon participated in real heavy drug use.
after she was nice and fucked, she hit my friend over the head with a lamp giving him a concussion.
he woke up and called his dad for help because he thought he was still in texas.
after the third call, his dad told him to lock himself in the bathroom and not touch her for obvious legal reasons.
right after he got into the bathroom he blacked out from the head injury.
she came back into the apartment, which is on the second story btw, and pushed the bed against the bathroom door.
she grabbed the bottle of rum, poured it on the bed, lit it on fucking fire and walked outside to calmly smoke a cigarette while the apartment burned.
my friend woke up only because his feet were starting to burn.
he punched out the glass in the tiny little window and cut himself trying to squeeze through right before he dropped two stories to the ground.
in court that bitch just sat there looking at her feet like nothing happened while my friend sat there shaking.
crazy huh.
Nice! So she's available now? You should try to hit it MFD.
I like the optimism!
sucks about your old friends though mfd. also when I think of something that's captioned "Only in Texas" I certainly wouldn't think of that kind of behavior! in fact, that's pretty much the opposite impression i get from texas.
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MFDoom666 said: don't ask around for drugs and you'll eventually just come across them.
That's the problem with prohibition. No one is willing to be very open about having or needing to acquire a substance so it makes the underground trade quite difficult.
You can't just set up a little fruit stand style shop on the corner with a bunch of different clones, full grown plants, and colas hanging like chickens. That'd be the day. You just have to establish yourself where ever you have landed and start meeting people, go to parties, etc...
If you are really good you can pick out the people who would be of some help just by looking at them. Every single time I have gone on vacation I have found what I was looking for within 1 hour. Be subtle at first to break the ice, then just come out with it. If its not promising move on... Just don't draw attention to yourself like a crackhead begging for change.
I listen to a lot of terence mckenna talks. He often says that, "Whatever it is that you need, someone here has!" because the people that would listen to him were all in the psychedelic community. and you know the psychonauts are very resourceful people.
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still beLIEve
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NobodyImportant said:
ROFL
noobs
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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still beLIEve
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Re: only in texas [Re: MFDoom666]
#365916 - 02/17/10 07:32 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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MFDoom666 said: holy shit bro.
i just got a call from my friend telling me what happened to my friend recently.
him and his girlfriend who i was working with right before they moved got into an argument and she decided that she wanted to come back to texas.
she calls her parents and get them to wire her some money for a plane ticket and whatever else, i dunno.
she spent the money on cocaine and rum and soon participated in real heavy drug use.
after she was nice and fucked, she hit my friend over the head with a lamp giving him a concussion.
he woke up and called his dad for help because he thought he was still in texas.
after the third call, his dad told him to lock himself in the bathroom and not touch her for obvious legal reasons.
right after he got into the bathroom he blacked out from the head injury.
she came back into the apartment, which is on the second story btw, and pushed the bed against the bathroom door.
she grabbed the bottle of rum, poured it on the bed, lit it on fucking fire and walked outside to calmly smoke a cigarette while the apartment burned.
my friend woke up only because his feet were starting to burn.
he punched out the glass in the tiny little window and cut himself trying to squeeze through right before he dropped two stories to the ground.
in court that bitch just sat there looking at her feet like nothing happened while my friend sat there shaking.
crazy huh.
only in texas would you meet a girl like that.
thats something the girl i was dating in texas would have done.
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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MFDoom666
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all my ex's live in texas.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: only in texas [Re: MFDoom666]
#366116 - 02/17/10 01:49 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thank god one of mine moved to Florida.
-------------------- Child of the 60's, Tripping ever sence.
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Inverted
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Re: only in texas [Re: KaptKid]
#366118 - 02/17/10 01:54 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- Don't criticize what you can't understand
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Inverted
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Re: only in texas [Re: Inverted]
#366120 - 02/17/10 01:55 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I seem to have a thing for the crazy ones....
Almost every girl I've been in a relationship was like batshit crazy, but seem to be the best lovers
-------------------- Don't criticize what you can't understand
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still beLIEve
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Re: only in texas [Re: Inverted]
#366206 - 02/17/10 03:31 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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true^
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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tsollost
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Re: only in texas [Re: MFDoom666]
#366252 - 02/17/10 03:58 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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MFDoom666 said: all my ex's live in texas.
that's why I hang my hat south of Tennessee
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Re: only in texas [Re: Inverted]
#366975 - 02/17/10 09:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Inverted said: I seem to have a thing for the crazy ones....
Almost every girl I've been in a relationship was like batshit crazy, but seem to be the best lovers
crazy bitches are good in bed, but i like the innocent ones who are secretly badass as hell in bed. just gotta pull it outta them they aren't as good initially but holy shit is it worth the wait
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