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m00nshine
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Registered: 02/12/09
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Re: This Valentines Day, I'm Going to a Strip Club on Acid mixed with a little Bud...Any Tips? [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#364102 - 02/14/10 03:10 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Try to find a full contact strip club, you can grab anything. Also, you can spank it in the bathroom. 
Just be cool and respectful pretty much.
I can't believe you did all that research
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m00nshine
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Re: This Valentines Day, I'm Going to a Strip Club on Acid mixed with a little Bud...Any Tips? [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#364109 - 02/14/10 03:23 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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TrueHerbCrystal said:
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m00nshine said: Try to find a full contact strip club, you can grab anything. Also, you can spank it in the bathroom. 
Just be cool and respectful pretty much.
I can't believe you did all that research 
Good point, I guess I'll have to do some MORE research....But I love the internet, so its all good. Is that true thou, full contact, like hands anywhere on her hot, sweaty body? Seems too good to be true for a Valentines Day gift....
I Hope its like Football... ~ TrueHerbCrystal ~
Very true, my friend. I like Fantasies in RI. You can massage boobs, rub the puss no problem. 
Last time I went there, I got a lap dance from a brazilian chick, played with her boobs, kissed her, and she gave me a handjob.... all for $30. But, I'm half brazilian and speak the language, so I think if I wasn't I wouldn't have gotten popped off or kissed. But the boobs and puss are guaranteed
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m00nshine
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Re: This Valentines Day, I'm Going to a Strip Club on Acid mixed with a little Bud...Any Tips? [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#364119 - 02/14/10 03:49 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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You are hilarious, dude 
Yeah, I'm going to change that, I'm definitely a man. The reason it was set to female in the first place is a boring story, so I'll spare ya. This isn't an undergound or secretive strip club, just full contact. During the lap dance you can grab her tits and rub her pussy and run your hands over her body. You getting a handjob or a kiss or anything is up to your abilities. Most likely she'll at least rub your cawk through your pants.
Protip: Drop the 'cid and grab some coke, an 8ball if you can. Let her know you got some coke and you want to have some fun Most likely you'll leave getting more than you expected. Also, if you're decent looking, a smooth talker, AND you got the coke, she'll most likely spend the night at your place. Just play your cards right.
Dale tu leche, gringo. Buena suerte.
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Re: This Valentines Day, I'm Going to a Strip Club on Acid mixed with a little Bud...Any Tips? [Re: Shr0000ooooms]
#364120 - 02/14/10 03:49 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shr0000ooooms said: And the one that was we scared off 
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