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 Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter  [Re: Coaster]
#35930 - 05/21/08 04:39 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter [Re: MistaUNGA]
#35934 - 05/21/08 04:47 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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waitng.......
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Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter [Re: Coaster]
#35935 - 05/21/08 04:51 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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ok.
well i've always been a pure glass guy.
but my friend who smoked me out for the first time had a 2 foot faded, old model when they first came out. fuckin sick. another of my friends has a 18" 14mm pure glass straight shot, named kaya. so another one of our friends, let's call him adam, gets THE SAME EXACT BONG but in 18mm instead of 14. so we were all  at him.
well adam's dumb ass goes up to school at Uof Oregon, and it's freshman year so he's still in the dorms. people smell them chiefin, and he gets "kaya's demented twin sister" taken away. fucking dumbass.
anyway, so that summer he comes down and is talkin about gettin a new bong cuz glass in oregon sucks balls.
so there was this one faded i was lookin at, 2 foot double chamber blownback neck. my perfect lap bong.
and he buys it. so here comes karma again to bite him in his ass.
so THE NIGHT HE GETS THE FUCKIN THING we're up on this hill after work drinkin beers and smokin bowls. well his ass brings this beautiful brand new bong to show it off and whatnot.
well, by and by the ghettobird starts comin for us, they shine the searchlight on the hill, and we all book it. i had an ice chest with some beers in it but was like fuck that i'm outta here.
adam had the bong in its case on his shoulder, and being my beloved friend, goes back to grab my ice chest.
and he trips and eats shit and the bong breaks in the case on his back.
and he comes running and catches up to us holding the mouthpiece and then just emptied the broken glass onto the hill and we kept running.
we got away from the  s fucking faggots but we lost a good soldier. 
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ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter [Re: MistaUNGA]
#35937 - 05/21/08 04:55 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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dam dood that sux balls
one time i was at a party and i had salvia
and no1 new wut it was, back in the day
and so i traded some weed for salvia
and then as the fool milx the salvy in the bong some1 yells MOM, cuz it was sum1s mom comin
so he grabs the bong still milked and jumps out the window on the first floor rofl
we ran far
then he still cleared that stale ass salvia hahaahahahah
it didnt break tho but ur story reminded me of
booking it ya no, its a bitch
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Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter [Re: Coaster]
#35940 - 05/21/08 04:57 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah runnin = teh suck
and my beautiful pure glass got stolen from my trunk last father's day while i was at work at 5:40am 
now i have one similar but i don't have any pics yet. probably should get on that.
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ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter [Re: MistaUNGA]
#35946 - 05/21/08 05:03 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I imagine you holding that in your car as shown, while waiting at an intersection for the light to change.
During this time, cops are driving by.
What if they see you?
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Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter [Re: andyistic]
#35950 - 05/21/08 05:06 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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hehe yeah. that wouldn't be good.
fortunately, that's not me in any of those pics. i took the pics 
i had just cleaned my bong, gotten off work and met up w/ my homie so we went to a cut and 
we've come close a few times, but fortunately we don't put our precious glass in those situations anymore
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ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter [Re: MistaUNGA]
#35952 - 05/21/08 05:07 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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... the cop passes by, and you turn to them, and wave.
They ask: "What are you doing?" and when you start to answer, all this smoke comes pouring out of your mouth.
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Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter [Re: andyistic]
#35955 - 05/21/08 05:10 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i've come very close to that. we weren't smoking, but i had just picked up some stanky master kush and then 2 cop cars rolled past, 2nd stopped backed up, and we were like oh fuck
got searched, they were lookin all around they could prolly smell it but we left it in the truck and locked that bitch up. no tickie no problem!
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ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter [Re: MistaUNGA]
#35958 - 05/21/08 05:12 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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But what made them stop you?
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Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter [Re: PsilocybinMike]
#36073 - 05/21/08 08:00 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Coaster that bong is so fuckin' G... let me hit that
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Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter [Re: PsilocybinMike]
#36074 - 05/21/08 08:01 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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fo shizzle man u get greens
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Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter [Re: andyistic]
#36773 - 05/22/08 12:05 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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my friend was a black man in a white neighborhood so he had to be up to no good.
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ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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Re: john stewart is gonna kill me from laughter [Re: MistaUNGA]
#36808 - 05/22/08 02:23 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ohh nooo.. never bring a glass bong for a hike!
btw, your friend looks like a friend of mine. Kinda weird actually
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