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 j0nnyb0y05
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 you know your a stoner when.... 
#35441 - 05/20/08 10:51 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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You find enough ganja stuck in your keyboard for a bowl...haha i just ripped it and it was delicious
what other random scenerios make you a huge stoner
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 andyistic
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
#35442 - 05/20/08 10:51 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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... when you come on here and make pointless threads about how stoned you are.
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Bastard greedy for salvia, want me to cheat, take advantage of a friend shroomerite G!
Tangerines said: "Real men quit cold turkey - alone in their rooms with no drugs."
OK so ... where is everyone? This place is so dead lately!
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ManInTheCorner
Registered: 04/22/08
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... *DELETED* [Re: andyistic]
#35444 - 05/20/08 10:52 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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highasfuck
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: ManInTheCorner]
#35446 - 05/20/08 10:52 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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.... When you post a pic of yourself naked ripping a bong.
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Coaster
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: highasfuck]
#35448 - 05/20/08 10:53 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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w00t w00t
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ManInTheCorner
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... *DELETED* [Re: highasfuck]
#35454 - 05/20/08 10:56 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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j0nnyb0y05
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: andyistic]
#35455 - 05/20/08 10:56 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
andyistic said:
... when you come on here and make pointless threads about how stoned you are.
i didnt say anything about me being "super high"
so you dont have to be an ass and just go along with the thread if you dont like it, there is a back icon on the top left, thanks have a good night
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highasfuck
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: ManInTheCorner]
#35459 - 05/20/08 10:57 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Smoke shwag for a year and i bet you could beat it to some fresh sour D. Not that i have... im would never smoke the shwagggg
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highasfuck
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
#35482 - 05/20/08 11:04 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
j0nnyb0y05 said:
Quote:
andyistic said:
... when you come on here and make pointless threads about how stoned you are.
i didnt say anything about me being "super high"
so you dont have to be an ass and just go along with the thread if you dont like it, there is a back icon on the top left, thanks have a good night
OH SNAPPP.  j0nnyb0y05 and andy. ASS TO MOUTH.
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pong
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: highasfuck]
#35671 - 05/21/08 08:14 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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having a growery username,
if you have ever taken a nap woken up smoked, and gone back to sleep right away, im afraid u are a huge stoner.
if you cant stand not being high.
if you smoke an extra bowl to yourself after everyone else calls it quits.
if you ever start smoking just to see how much you can smoke in one sitting.
if you ever start thinking of cool things to do (after you smoke).
owning more than one bong.
dreaming about marijuana.
scraping resin from the innards of a pipe to get high.
breaking a pipe to get all of the resin out to get high off.
planing your day around the possibility of getting smoked out depending on what you do.
knowing all of the characteristics of a sativa vs an indica plant.
knowing that marijuana is hemp is cannabis is herb. its all one plant, and there is a male and a female.
( i am always surprised when people dont know this one )
when you can leave your apartment for three weeks come back and it still reeks of pot.
when you dream of the day when you can grow weed freely in your home.
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Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: pong]
#35675 - 05/21/08 08:32 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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You know you're a stoner when you don't function correctly unless you're stoned.
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RandomHero
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
#35681 - 05/21/08 09:04 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Slave of Cthulhu said:
You know you're a stoner when you don't function correctly unless you're stoned.
I was going to say that
You know your a stoner when most of the clothes you own are green and have something to do with marijuana
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rodfarva
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: RandomHero]
#35744 - 05/21/08 12:39 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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When your solution to conflict is lighing a blunt.
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bananatelephone
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: rodfarva]
#35752 - 05/21/08 01:04 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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when the entire class giggles and looks at you funny during discussions about recreational drugs...
happened today.
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andyistic
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: bananatelephone]
#35755 - 05/21/08 01:05 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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So you're a well-known drugger in your part?
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bananatelephone
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: andyistic]
#35767 - 05/21/08 01:12 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i didnt think i was...its just that no one SUSPECTS me, so when they find out, its like some big deal...
it was hard, i recently told my sister about it after her hearing rumors..she didnt take it so well.
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j0nnyb0y05
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: andyistic]
#35771 - 05/21/08 01:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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ooo i just thought of another one, when you have hot boxed your car so much, that there isnt enough oxygen to make the lighter work. teehee
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andyistic
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: bananatelephone]
#35772 - 05/21/08 01:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Did they proceed towards an intervention?
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bananatelephone
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: andyistic]
#35776 - 05/21/08 01:17 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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ONE of my friends is against it, so sometimes she can be kinda pushy,
my sister was just like: THINK OF YOUR REPUTATION...
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Coaster
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: bananatelephone]
#35777 - 05/21/08 01:18 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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5 cops came to my mothers door and confiscated a package of shrooms on my doorstep
she was displeased but got over it 
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andyistic
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: Coaster]
#35781 - 05/21/08 01:20 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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But they didn't arrest you?
Why not?
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
#35783 - 05/21/08 01:21 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
j0nnyb0y05 said:
ooo i just thought of another one, when you have hot boxed your car so much, that there isnt enough oxygen to make the lighter work. teehee
haha i've never had this happen before.
you know you're a stoner when you get high just to get high, or get high just to feel "normal"
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Coaster
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#35786 - 05/21/08 01:21 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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no i wasnt there
they said that they were gonna send me to wisconsin and put me in federal prison but they never did
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: Coaster]
#35787 - 05/21/08 01:23 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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how long ago did this take place coaster? if you don't mind me asking...
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Coaster
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#35788 - 05/21/08 01:24 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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few months
and on the consfiscation papers they spelled psilocybe wrong lawl
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bananatelephone
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: Coaster]
#35796 - 05/21/08 01:28 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Coaster is badass, he escapes the law, and corrects their spelling errors.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: Coaster]
#35797 - 05/21/08 01:28 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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and on the consfiscation papers they spelled psilocybe wrong lawl
hahaha, n00bs
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andyistic
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: bananatelephone]
#35798 - 05/21/08 01:29 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Coaster is my grammar and spelling idol!
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Coaster
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Re: you know your a stoner when.... [Re: andyistic]
#35800 - 05/21/08 01:29 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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