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Offlineelcharrosays
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Doitagain]
    #338687 - 01/01/10 10:24 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I sit down to piss on the occasion and I'm not embarrassed by it in the slightest.


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Re: Epic Thread [Re: elcharrosays]
    #338724 - 01/02/10 12:20 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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elcharrosays said:
I sit down to piss on the occasion and I'm not embarrassed by it in the slightest.




There ya go.

Yeah I do when I'm tired and lazy.  I really don't see what's negative about it at all...

I don't have a vagina but I don't like to splatter the toilet.  And don't say you don't because EVERYONE splashes a little bit, even if you don't miss.


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OfflineSmOakland
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
    #338732 - 01/02/10 01:34 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Inverted said:
Quote:

elcharrosays said:
I sit down to piss on the occasion and I'm not embarrassed by it in the slightest.




There ya go.

Yeah I do when I'm tired and lazy.  I really don't see what's negative about it at all...

I don't have a vagina but I don't like to splatter the toilet.  And don't say you don't because EVERYONE splashes a little bit, even if you don't miss.




or when you have a half boner which would cause your pee to spray everywhere.

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Re: Epic Thread [Re: SmOakland]
    #338733 - 01/02/10 01:39 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

the semen clogged urethra always tends to spray a bit.

:themoreyouknow:


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Re: Epic Thread [Re: MFDoom666]
    #338759 - 01/02/10 10:05 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

most definetly :yesnod:


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Re: Epic Thread [Re: MFDoom666]
    #338769 - 01/02/10 10:49 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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MFDoom666 said:
the semen clogged urethra always tends to spray a bit.





I don't think it's a semen clog there's like a valve that switches over between piss and cum and usually it hasn't completely returned to it's piss position by the time you try to take a leak after your orgasm

:themoreyouknow:


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Re: Epic Thread [Re: elcharrosays]
    #338777 - 01/02/10 11:05 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

:whoknew::shrug:


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Re: Epic Thread [Re: MFDoom666]
    #338782 - 01/02/10 11:40 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

MFDoom666 said:
the semen clogged urethra always tends to spray a bit.

:themoreyouknow:



Not if the bitch sucks it out.
:themoreyouknow:

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OfflineSmOakland
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: elcharrosays]
    #338798 - 01/02/10 12:05 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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elcharrosays said:
Quote:

MFDoom666 said:
the semen clogged urethra always tends to spray a bit.





I don't think it's a semen clog there's like a valve that switches over between piss and cum and usually it hasn't completely returned to it's piss position by the time you try to take a leak after your orgasm

:themoreyouknow:





Its both.  Your dick is clogged by semen after you have just came, causing it to spray.  I was referring (and so was ElCharro) to when you wake up in the morning and have a boner but have to piss, and then by the time you walk to the bathroom you have a half-boner. They will both spray.

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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
    #338902 - 01/02/10 03:21 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

lol there's nothing negative or positive about it.  It just is.  It's only our socio-cultural norms which make it seem weird but those are just arbitrary.

I just thought it was funny how you kept backtracking about it.


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fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Doitagain]
    #339125 - 01/02/10 08:39 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Damnit and I was trying to make the :themoreyouknow: thing mine...


fuckin' thangs :feelsgoodman:


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Re: Epic Thread [Re: ChillWillis]
    #339326 - 01/03/10 08:22 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I hate when my pen0r accidentally touches porcelain. and I don't even have social anxiety. I can't imagine what phobias this man could've had with the whole dick-touchingthe-porcelain thang.
especially if you have a big dick like me. that fucking sucks. and when you have a boner, phew.
it's practically inevitable when you have a raging meat sausage about to explode on your person. the only way you could take a crap in that condition would be to do what he did, or to bend your penis, at the middle, in a >45degree angle. which would, of course, break your benis.

there really was nothing he could do..

(should've brought his damn pee bottles)

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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Moonajuana Time]
    #339350 - 01/03/10 10:09 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

you must be really fuckin' cool to tell all your internet stranger friends how huge your penis is :rolleyes:


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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #339352 - 01/03/10 10:21 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

He does have a valid point though.

Long penis = Gonna touch on the non-oblong toilets.

Not if you are limp as a wet noodle but even semi-hard, forget about it.  You may as well hover.


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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
    #339356 - 01/03/10 10:29 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

fuck, if I was that dude i would have sat down and taken a crap while trying to piss in the tub across the way.  I'd rather clean up a few puddles of piss then piles of shit any day.

But then again I don't believe the story actually happened, but it is amusing nonetheless.


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Re: Epic Thread [Re: coda]
    #339956 - 01/04/10 11:00 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I dont have to worry about any of this...even erect my penis is only 2 inches long

sucks for you guys...with ur big dicks that please women and all...u'll never know the joys of properly shitting and pissing with a boner at the same time... :feelsgoodman:

peace,
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Data]
    #340220 - 01/04/10 07:03 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

:what:


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Re: Epic Thread [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #340223 - 01/04/10 07:05 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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:what:




yeah, that's what my face was after i read that. now it's like :lol:


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