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 elcharrosays
 
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 Re: Epic Thread  [Re: Doitagain]
#338687 - 01/01/10 10:24 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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I sit down to piss on the occasion and I'm not embarrassed by it in the slightest.
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 Inverted
CNC Machinist/Greenthumb
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elcharrosays said:
I sit down to piss on the occasion and I'm not embarrassed by it in the slightest.
There ya go.
Yeah I do when I'm tired and lazy. I really don't see what's negative about it at all...
I don't have a vagina but I don't like to splatter the toilet. And don't say you don't because EVERYONE splashes a little bit, even if you don't miss.
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SmOakland
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
#338732 - 01/02/10 01:34 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Inverted said:
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elcharrosays said:
I sit down to piss on the occasion and I'm not embarrassed by it in the slightest.
There ya go.
Yeah I do when I'm tired and lazy. I really don't see what's negative about it at all...
I don't have a vagina but I don't like to splatter the toilet. And don't say you don't because EVERYONE splashes a little bit, even if you don't miss.
or when you have a half boner which would cause your pee to spray everywhere.
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MFDoom666
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: SmOakland]
#338733 - 01/02/10 01:39 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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the semen clogged urethra always tends to spray a bit.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
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Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: MFDoom666]
#338759 - 01/02/10 10:05 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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most definetly 
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elcharrosays
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: MFDoom666]
#338769 - 01/02/10 10:49 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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MFDoom666 said:
the semen clogged urethra always tends to spray a bit.
I don't think it's a semen clog there's like a valve that switches over between piss and cum and usually it hasn't completely returned to it's piss position by the time you try to take a leak after your orgasm
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FarBeyondDriven
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Triptonic
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: MFDoom666]
#338782 - 01/02/10 11:40 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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MFDoom666 said:
the semen clogged urethra always tends to spray a bit.
Not if the bitch sucks it out.
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SmOakland
Now with Grow!
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elcharrosays said:
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MFDoom666 said:
the semen clogged urethra always tends to spray a bit.
I don't think it's a semen clog there's like a valve that switches over between piss and cum and usually it hasn't completely returned to it's piss position by the time you try to take a leak after your orgasm
Its both. Your dick is clogged by semen after you have just came, causing it to spray. I was referring (and so was ElCharro) to when you wake up in the morning and have a boner but have to piss, and then by the time you walk to the bathroom you have a half-boner. They will both spray.
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Doitagain
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
#338902 - 01/02/10 03:21 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol there's nothing negative or positive about it. It just is. It's only our socio-cultural norms which make it seem weird but those are just arbitrary.
I just thought it was funny how you kept backtracking about it.
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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ChillWillis
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Doitagain]
#339125 - 01/02/10 08:39 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damnit and I was trying to make the thing mine...
fuckin' thangs 
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Edited by ChillWillis (01/02/10 11:56 PM)
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Moonajuana Time
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I hate when my pen0r accidentally touches porcelain. and I don't even have social anxiety. I can't imagine what phobias this man could've had with the whole dick-touchingthe-porcelain thang.
especially if you have a big dick like me. that fucking sucks. and when you have a boner, phew.
it's practically inevitable when you have a raging meat sausage about to explode on your person. the only way you could take a crap in that condition would be to do what he did, or to bend your penis, at the middle, in a >45degree angle. which would, of course, break your benis.
there really was nothing he could do..
(should've brought his damn pee bottles)
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
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Loc: Nepal
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you must be really fuckin' cool to tell all your internet stranger friends how huge your penis is 
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Inverted
CNC Machinist/Greenthumb
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Loc: North Star
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He does have a valid point though.
Long penis = Gonna touch on the non-oblong toilets.
Not if you are limp as a wet noodle but even semi-hard, forget about it. You may as well hover.
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coda
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
#339356 - 01/03/10 10:29 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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fuck, if I was that dude i would have sat down and taken a crap while trying to piss in the tub across the way. I'd rather clean up a few puddles of piss then piles of shit any day.
But then again I don't believe the story actually happened, but it is amusing nonetheless.
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Data
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: coda]
#339956 - 01/04/10 11:00 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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I dont have to worry about any of this...even erect my penis is only 2 inches long
sucks for you guys...with ur big dicks that please women and all...u'll never know the joys of properly shitting and pissing with a boner at the same time...
peace,
agmotes165
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Data]
#340220 - 01/04/10 07:03 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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FurrowedBrow
Free yourself from yourself
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FarBeyondDriven said:
yeah, that's what my face was after i read that. now it's like 
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