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 FurrowedBrow
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I didn't think it was possible to piss with an erection. I also didn't realize that people carried around pee bottles. Why can't they just piss in the stall? I try to avoid pissing next to someone if i can. Sometimes urinals are way to close together ya know. anyway, i didn't read all that shit, but most of it. pretty fucked up date.
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Dr. Siekadellyk
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 @ Koopas Sig.
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Inverted
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Wow... That sig! 
It is pretty epic, but also deserves a massive 
I piss in bottles from time to time... Is it really that weird?
Obviously I don't have a designated "pee bottle" that I reuse or anything but if I wake in the middle of the night and don't wanna leave my room (warmest in the house) to walk naked to the bathroom (coldest room, ice cold toilet seat!) then I'll just piss in a water bottle, cap it, then dump it out into the toilet in the morning and toss the bottle away...
I know that's not the "norm" but carrying one on a date is just pure bananas.
This guy was an amateur. If you have that much trouble getting your dick or asshole in proximity to the hole and can't control which comes out and when, then you have some serious issues!
 
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 Re: Epic Thread  [Re: Inverted]
#338378 - 12/31/09 01:34 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Obviously I don't have a designated "pee bottle" that I reuse or anything but if I wake in the middle of the night and don't wanna leave my room (warmest in the house) to walk naked to the bathroom (coldest room, ice cold toilet seat!) then I'll just piss in a water bottle, cap it, then dump it out into the toilet in the morning and toss the bottle away...
Inverted: Officially lazy.
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andyistic said:
Ok so let me bring you idiots up to speed.
The admins are tired of this shitfest being made the joke of the weed community on the Internet.
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MFDoom666
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: TomCollins]
#338384 - 12/31/09 02:07 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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shit that reminds me.
i have two bottles stashed behind the couch in my room.
they've been there for five months.
that's way beyond trash hoarding.
human waste hoarding.
ftl.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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usg543
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
#338484 - 01/01/10 12:50 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Inverted said:
Wow... That sig!
It is pretty epic, but also deserves a massive
I piss in bottles from time to time... Is it really that weird?
Obviously I don't have a designated "pee bottle" that I reuse or anything but if I wake in the middle of the night and don't wanna leave my room (warmest in the house) to walk naked to the bathroom (coldest room, ice cold toilet seat!) then I'll just piss in a water bottle, cap it, then dump it out into the toilet in the morning and toss the bottle away...
I know that's not the "norm" but carrying one on a date is just pure bananas.
This guy was an amateur. If you have that much trouble getting your dick or asshole in proximity to the hole and can't control which comes out and when, then you have some serious issues!
you pee in bottles
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Inverted
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: usg543]
#338495 - 01/01/10 01:35 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well the thing is I got used to doing it quite a few years ago, I don't even remember why but I couldn't go in a bathroom so I started fillin gatorade bottles. They have the big hole... haha, but yeah I don't make a habit of it believe me.
If I stay awake too long I won't be able to fall back to sleep so if I wake up cuz I gotta piss and have a bottle nearby, i'm gonna piss in the bitch and take care of it in the morning.
Laugh and point I know but it's really not that odd.
Get rid of that shit MF!!! You should open the cap and see how your pee has fermented...
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
#338496 - 01/01/10 01:42 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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you lazy fuck
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Doitagain
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
#338497 - 01/01/10 01:51 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Inverted said:
Laugh and point I know but it's really not that odd.
it really is pretty odd dude.
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fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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Inverted
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Doitagain]
#338498 - 01/01/10 01:56 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Not if you were in my situation you wouldnt think so.
What if you were stuck in a bedroom for a week and couldn't go anywhere, would you just piss in your bed? It's not odd. Doing it on the reg would be weird. Like TPB and "piss-jugs". That's fucked up
You can't say it's odd until you are forced into a situation where it's necessary.
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Inverted
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
#338499 - 01/01/10 01:56 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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There is no such thing as normal
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
#338501 - 01/01/10 01:59 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Inverted said:
Not if you were in my situation you wouldnt think so.
What if you were stuck in a bedroom for a week and couldn't go anywhere, would you just piss in your bed? It's not odd. Doing it on the reg would be weird. Like TPB and "piss-jugs". That's fucked up
You can't say it's odd until you are forced into a situation where it's necessary.
I think being locked in a bedroom for a week is weird. so in that situation pissing in bottles isn't weird, but the situation is and the necessity to piss in a bottle is weird, so by the transitive property bottle-pissing is weird
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Doitagain
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: TomCollins]
#338502 - 01/01/10 02:03 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Inverted said:
Obviously I don't have a designated "pee bottle" that I reuse or anything but if I wake in the middle of the night and don't wanna leave my room (warmest in the house) to walk naked to the bathroom (coldest room, ice cold toilet seat!) then I'll just piss in a water bottle, cap it, then dump it out into the toilet in the morning and toss the bottle away...
also from this it seems as if you pee sitting down, since an ice cold toilet seat is a deterrent to you using the toilet in the middle of the night.
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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Inverted
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Doitagain]
#338509 - 01/01/10 02:25 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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No i'm talking about the frigid walk to the bathroom with no clothes on.
You make it sound like I do it regularly 
If you think a couple times a year is weird then whatever. I'm fucking weird so it's pretty normal to me.
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usg543
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Doitagain]
#338513 - 01/01/10 02:33 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Doitagain said:
also from this it seems as if you pee sitting down, since an ice cold toilet seat is a deterrent to you using the toilet in the middle of the night.
 
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Doitagain
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
#338561 - 01/01/10 04:45 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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bro i encourage weirdness so i don't have a problem with you peeing in a bottle. i just think its a bit strange, which is alright.
but you did specifically mention a cold toilet seat so now i'm very suspicious that you do in fact pee sitting down.
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fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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Inverted
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Doitagain]
#338568 - 01/01/10 05:02 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote me on it then. You'll end up quoting yourself.
I don't sit to piss. Only if i'm doing drugs on the toilet.
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Data
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
#338570 - 01/01/10 05:09 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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holy fucking lol i cried so hard...then sent the link to everyone i know
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MFDoom666
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Data]
#338612 - 01/01/10 08:04 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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dude this is what the internet is for.
epic lulz.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Doitagain
Smoothie therapist
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Re: Epic Thread [Re: Inverted]
#338646 - 01/01/10 09:07 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Inverted said:
I piss in bottles from time to time... Is it really that weird?
Obviously I don't have a designated "pee bottle" that I reuse or anything but if I wake in the middle of the night and don't wanna leave my room (warmest in the house) to walk naked to the bathroom (coldest room, ice cold toilet seat!) then I'll just piss in a water bottle, cap it, then dump it out into the toilet in the morning and toss the bottle away...
I was actually just kidding and figured you just wrote that without thinking,and that you didn't actually pee sitting down, but thou doth protest too much, so now i'm not quite sure and am wondering if you really do sit down to take a piss.
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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