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Ehhh, that sounded like a joke to me. Don't worry, he's not someone that's going to be making policy decisions in the future. Just stay away from the fast food joints.
Dispatch: "Are you sure you haven't taken something, sir? Because you're not making a whole lot of sense."
Caller: "I've been smoking marijuana."
Dispatch: "You've been smoking marijuana?"
Caller: "Yes."
Dispatch: "Do you want a deputy to come and take you to jail?"
Caller: "Why?"
Dispatch: "You just told me on a taped line you just got done smoking marijuana."
Caller: "Awww. Are you serious?"
After getting a good talking to about abusing 911, Kruse called back a few hours later while driving to the Lil Wayne in concert in Miami.
Dispatch: "You want a police escort to take you to Miami?"
Caller: "Or, you have a helicopter?"
Dispatch: "We don't just send helicopters up for rappers."
Caller: "Well, I'm driving there right now. I just wanted the fastest way to get there. I didn't want to get pulled over on the highway."
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