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Invisiblecoda


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Reasons i love my girl
    #32470 - 05/17/08 05:12 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

She does all my laundry
She can cook and bake llke martha stewart
she's amazing in bed

and....

She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!

And now, off to the bong!


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
    #32473 - 05/17/08 05:13 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

my girl does my laundry
and dishes
and sux my dick everyday
and buys me alcohol since shes 21 and im not :grin:


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
    #32474 - 05/17/08 05:14 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

coda said:
She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!




Sounds like a keeper.


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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
    #32476 - 05/17/08 05:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

io love my girl to do man., i cant wait to move home and be with ehr agaign.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Sativus]
    #32477 - 05/17/08 05:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

sounds like coda and coaster got it made :hamsterdance:

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Invisibleneepling
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Sativus]
    #32584 - 05/17/08 06:35 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sativus said:
Quote:

coda said:
She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!




Sounds like a keeper.




werd.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: neepling]
    #32586 - 05/17/08 06:39 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Before you tie the knot, I have one question.

Anal?


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: JoppA]
    #32588 - 05/17/08 06:48 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

:ass:    haha

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #32590 - 05/17/08 06:54 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

my gf let me do anal
but i didnt even like it that much
too much friction


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Invisibleandyistic
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
    #32593 - 05/17/08 06:56 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Why would you even want to try it?


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OK so ... where is everyone? This place is so dead lately!

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: andyistic]
    #32594 - 05/17/08 06:57 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

cuz she did it with her old bf and i was jealous


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
    #32595 - 05/17/08 06:58 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

So let the old boyfriend do it to you.
Then you two will be even. :awesome:

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: andyistic]
    #32596 - 05/17/08 06:59 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

lol
and she had a 3some
so its only fair that i get 1
the problem is finding a girl like that


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
    #32597 - 05/17/08 06:59 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

when you said I love my girl I thought you were talking about some coke.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #32598 - 05/17/08 07:00 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

only a cokehead would think that


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
    #32599 - 05/17/08 07:00 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
only a cokehead would think that



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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: ltd]
    #32600 - 05/17/08 07:01 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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Lieutenant_Dan said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
Only a pepsihead would think that.






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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
    #32601 - 05/17/08 07:01 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

despite the fact I'm not, so no.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #32602 - 05/17/08 07:02 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

then ur jus weird then
who refers to coke as a girl


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
    #32603 - 05/17/08 07:03 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
then ur jus weird then
who refers to coke as a girl




It depends on where you live not everything is called the same slangs every where you go.


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