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 kidaihuan
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 Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. 
#32037 - 05/16/08 10:27 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Really, when you think about it.
Can't have sex outside of marriage - that's adultery.
Can't have incest.
And when you're married to someone, that means their parents are your parents, your parents are their parents. That makes you brother and sister. And sex between you two is incest.
Thus, anyone who has sex is committing a sin, and this proves one of the following.
1) God does not exist.
2) God is fucking with us.
3) God wants us all to go to hell.
4) God doesn't want us to populate any further and wants us to die off.
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 ltd
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 Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: kidaihuan]
#32040 - 05/16/08 10:28 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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christianity LOL
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Coaster
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: ltd]
#32043 - 05/16/08 10:31 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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religion LOL
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kidaihuan
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: Coaster]
#32047 - 05/16/08 10:33 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
religion LOL
QFT.
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andyistic
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: kidaihuan]
#32048 - 05/16/08 10:33 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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kidaihuan LOL
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Bastard greedy for salvia, want me to cheat, take advantage of a friend shroomerite G!
Tangerines said: "Real men quit cold turkey - alone in their rooms with no drugs."
OK so ... where is everyone? This place is so dead lately!
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: andyistic]
#32064 - 05/16/08 10:40 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
andyistic said:
kidaihuan LOL
QFT
I was just about to say this 
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Coaster
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: ltd]
#32066 - 05/16/08 10:41 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: Coaster]
#32091 - 05/16/08 11:02 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#32098 - 05/16/08 11:07 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: Coaster]
#32100 - 05/16/08 11:09 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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aDoS
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: kidaihuan]
#32104 - 05/16/08 11:11 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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thats why I never have sex. I love God and hate niggers. JESUS IS LOVE.
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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: aDoS]
#32107 - 05/16/08 11:12 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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jesus is a faggot jew who didnt know shit
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aDoS
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: Coaster]
#32114 - 05/16/08 11:15 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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Coaster
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: aDoS]
#32115 - 05/16/08 11:16 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. *DELETED* [Re: kidaihuan]
#32120 - 05/16/08 11:22 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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aDoS
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: ManInTheCorner]
#32123 - 05/16/08 11:25 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't like how you guys are knocking my religion...you are all just angry because Jesus hates you and you are all doomed to hell. Accept Jesus as your lord and savior or you will go to hell and be a drug addict. The wages of sin is DEATH, you will DIE if you don't accept Jesus as your lord and savior.
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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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Coaster
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: aDoS]
#32124 - 05/16/08 11:26 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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drugs ftw
jesus ftl
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aDoS
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: Coaster]
#32125 - 05/16/08 11:27 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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andyistic
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: aDoS]
#32137 - 05/16/08 11:32 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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The sooner you accept atheism, the better off you will be.
It will be difficult at first, but after awhile, you'll wonder why you hadn't done this earlier.
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OK so ... where is everyone? This place is so dead lately!
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aDoS
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Re: Christians can't have sex without sinning - it's either adultery or incest. [Re: andyistic]
#32140 - 05/16/08 11:33 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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never! JESUS 4 LIFE
I hate nigs and jews 
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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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