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 Petergriffin467
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 Stand up comedy 
#301658 - 10/22/09 01:10 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Who else instantly changes the channel when its a woman comedian?
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meatcakeman
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I usually change the channel when i see that stand up comedy is going to be on. im not a fan, unless it's a night out on the town or something. I had a buddy in phx that did stand up comedy. He was a real asshole. I never went to see him perform. He was hired by one of our business partners to do some stand up at their xmas party. I heard later on they asked him to leave because of the vulgar nature of his 'performance'. 
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Hydro
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i change the channel until I SEE a woman on tv usually.
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Triptonic
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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Hydro]
#301862 - 10/22/09 03:01 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Women stand up comedians are usually all the same. They like to talk about their periods and its not funny. I dont really like stand up at all though unless its like Dave Chappelle or Mitch Hedberg. Comedians just usually arent all that funny.
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b0b gnarley
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i don't listen to women
take everything they say
with a grain of salt
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Harlz
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Quote:
b0b gnarley said:
i don't listen to women
 the way to be
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Triptonic
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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Harlz]
#301889 - 10/22/09 03:56 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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I hear women.....but yes I would say most of the things they say are in one ear and out the other. Women comedians suck ballsacks.
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Petergriffin467
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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Triptonic]
#301919 - 10/22/09 05:05 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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haha you said exactly what I was going to say nobody cares about that and "omgz like do you guys hate men omgz".
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FurrowedBrow
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Since we are talking about comedians I will throw out a good one. Bill hicks. Surely you've heard of him. If not youtube his ass. here's a sample...
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mel_lonta_tauda
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yes, bill hicks is quite a unique comedian 
all i basically listen to is mitch hedberg, dave chappelle, steven wright, lewis black, dana carvey, and the legendary george carlin - who is probably more of a philosopher than comedian to me 
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Petergriffin467
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Yea I've heard of bill hicks and I dont like him. Hes a know it all and likes to rant and rave without adding any comedy to it. Its cool if you're not just some dumbshit guy doing one liners and want to be smart about comedy but I dont want to watch someone who you can tell is just some guy whos always pissed off and mad and probably was an asshole in IRL. I never laughed at any of his shit that I've watched on youtube
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FurrowedBrow
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then you might like this interview!
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b0b gnarley
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BILL HICKS IS GOD
GOD IS DEAD
WE HAVE KILLED HIM
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Triptonic
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Mitch Hedberg is god.
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Keith22
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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Triptonic]
#302250 - 10/22/09 11:58 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wow Bill's a legend. Going on stage on LSD while getting death threats and bottles whipped at you.... +9999 
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Triptonic
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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Keith22]
#302252 - 10/23/09 12:05 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bullshit I think that whole story is made up.
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FurrowedBrow
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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Triptonic]
#302467 - 10/23/09 12:53 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah, it is a questionable story at best. I can never trust a comedian to tell the truth without embellishing for the sake of the story.
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MistaUNGA
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not too big into comedy, but i love watching eddie murphy's RAW (haven't finished delirious yet)
gabriel iglesias is one funny mofo tho.
me drive? oh hell no, i'm fucked up!
do you have any idea how hard it is to give two sluts a ticket while listening to COPS?, i damn near pissed myself!
there's an al queda member, an iraqi soldier, one of the most dangerous creatures on all the planet! one touch of a button and i'm gone! i'm gonna poke him with a stick!
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niteowl
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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Triptonic]
#302547 - 10/23/09 03:27 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Triptonic said:
Bullshit I think that whole story is made up.
I wouldn't consider Bill to be a comedian
he was more of an amusing social commentator
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