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MasterHerbalist said:
That is straight outta  the movie "the fox and the hound" thats awesome fox!

Ahh, the first time I got high.

I was watching some tv when my sister came in the room and asked me if I wanted to get high, of course I said yeah. Minutes later a block away her boyfriend made a ketchup bottle bong and I guess it was some pretty good weed. After the third bowl I was having problems seeing straight thanks to my eyes closing contant and very strongly.

I walked into the bathroom to get some water when the strongest sensation came over me that I was a robot and moving my limbs became near impossible. Pretty much not seeing I get the cup of water to my mouth and I remeber thinking this is going to make a mess.

I was so wrong, the moment water went into my mouth and throat I became very lucid and able to function for about 3 seconds as I faded back into a visonless-stoned-bot. No more than an hour goes by while im smoking and drinking this water in the bathroom when they decide to do something else and bring me home so I head back to my house, but I guess I was too high to go alone.

Well once we head down the stairs to the door and I step outside the door and it is dark outside and all the sudden I am blinded by a bright ass flashlight. So I was busted somehow the cop came right to me and pinched me when I was ripped as fuck, I figured this was the best time in the world thanks to weed.

Or so I was thinking until the light switches off and it is my mom standing there, releived and more happily stoned as the moments passed I couldn't help but tell my mom how I was high and so we walked back to me house and I talked to my mom for about an hour.

Haha some of the funniest times high I have had were thanks to my mother catching me in the act, I jsut love this story so heres another.

One day in highschool I was in the ninth grade and I had half a dozen friends skiping school at my house (differnt house now) this house was only a block from the highscool so, yeah haha. Well It's the normal story we were smoking, my one friend had great weed and a good amount from his dad, a couple beers, early in the afternoon when my mom gets home early and apparently sees all the shoes by the door when she gets inside, but by this time one of my good friends had ran from the kitchen where he had seen her walking up to the house to my room in freak out mode so they all start freaking out and i'm like oh great, laughing a bit as this goes down.

So she steps into the house as my friend is trying to open my back patio door to escape with about 5 others behind him just grabbing at the door handle... It's locked. My mother yells pretty fricken loud upon getting inside and seeing the shoes, "Skipping fucking school, and smoking fucking POT!?".

At about this moment the door gets opened and the the second guy in front gets pretty much trampeled* and sprained his ankle. Most of them falling down on the second guy onto the deck and one trying to hopp his larger frame over the 5 foot fence and not succeeding as my mom enters my room to see this all occuring then give us a short lecture and send us back to school. One picture I wish I had so bad. My mom and I laugh about it now.

Of course we went to a different friends house then.

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Haha, the 2nd story made me laugh a lot. Sounds just like something that happened to me in 10th grade!