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 wishcouldeletethis
 
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 never get busted *DELETED* 
#26632 - 05/11/08 07:19 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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andyistic
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If you Get arrested for ANY reason:
- You will be handcuffed
- You will be placed in the back of a police cruiser and transported to jail
- You will be processed in jail (strip searched, photographed, fingerprinted)
- You will be placed in a holding cell usually with drunks
- You will be separated from friends & family
- You will be required to post bond, even if you're innocent
- You will need to hire an attorney
- You will go to trial
- You will serve punishment if found guilty
- You will have an arrest placed permanently on your criminal record
Sounds like fun! 
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Tangerines said: "Real men quit cold turkey - alone in their rooms with no drugs."
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 Coaster
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Re: never get busted [Re: andyistic]
#26648 - 05/11/08 07:27 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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o ive gone thru that system
and i was faded thru it all too
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andyistic
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Re: never get busted [Re: Coaster]
#26660 - 05/11/08 07:32 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Getting arrested and dragged off to the cage while high on acid must really suck.
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Ombient
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Quote:
lampshadehelmet said:
never get busted
Ok, I'll try not to.
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ltd
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I'm not very good at getting busted
last summer I was pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, 76 in a 55
He claimed he 'detected the presence of marijuana in my vehicle', I hadn't smoked any in there in days...
Somehow I had an 8th of dank in my cargo pocket, I had forgot I even had it on me
So I get out, he searches me, finds nothing, and puts me in the back of the cruiser
I sit there patiently while he destroys my vehicle looking for marijuana and anything he can bust me for
He comes back, after finding nothing, searches me again but this time made me take my shoes off, and patted up under my balls, finds nothing
So he puts me back in the cruiser AGAIN, searches my car AGAIN, comes back and searches me AGAIN and finds nothing
He tells me he has something to show me, and I follow him to the car only to see that he somehow spotted a marijuana seed, then goes on about how he knows marijuana has been transported/broken up/rolled in my vehicle and he could take me to jail but he's in a good mood so he just gives me a warning
I go home, look in my pocket and find said dank, and celebrate with bong rips
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andyistic
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Re: never get busted [Re: ltd]
#26765 - 05/11/08 08:24 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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That cop should be shot ... in his balls.
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Coaster
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Re: never get busted [Re: ltd]
#26766 - 05/11/08 08:25 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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u lucky fucky
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ltd
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Re: never get busted [Re: Coaster]
#26767 - 05/11/08 08:25 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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wowitch420
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Re: never get busted [Re: ltd]
#26772 - 05/11/08 08:26 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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he didnt check yer pants because you have no legs, dan
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ltd
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Re: never get busted [Re: wowitch420]
#26778 - 05/11/08 08:27 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
wowitch420 said:
he didnt check yer pants because you have no legs, dan
i got shiny titanium 'legs' now 
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Toiletduk
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Re: never get busted [Re: ltd]
#26782 - 05/11/08 08:29 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I used to sling weed back in the day. Then they got some lowlife snitch to turn on me, and I got raided. They looked and looked and couldn't find a thing except some bongs and shit, so they charged me with posession of paraphenalia. Too bad they didn't look in the freezer where I had a half-pound. 
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ltd
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Re: never get busted [Re: Toiletduk]
#26783 - 05/11/08 08:30 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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the duk is swift indeed
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ltd
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Re: never get busted [Re: ltd]
#26785 - 05/11/08 08:31 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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and tenneshitty pigs are morons 
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Toiletduk
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Re: never get busted [Re: ltd]
#26790 - 05/11/08 08:33 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Lieutenant_Dan said:
and tenneshitty pigs are morons
I must agree.
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andyistic
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Re: never get busted [Re: Toiletduk]
#26794 - 05/11/08 08:35 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I got busted for wasting the cops' time because they were taken away from their normal patrols by having to search me.
They didn't find anything, but they had to charge me with something.
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wowitch420
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Re: never get busted [Re: andyistic]
#26797 - 05/11/08 08:36 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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my buddy got busted with a coke straw and they weighed it and charged him with that much cocaine.
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Coaster
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Re: never get busted [Re: wowitch420]
#26800 - 05/11/08 08:37 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i was blazin wit my homies in the indian burial ground we have on campus
and i saw a patrol car roll up
and u can see it from far away cuz theres no road
and i chucked my peice like not even far
they searched for it for like 15 minutes
and i came back a week later and it even rained since then and no joke i found it in 3 seconds ROFL
such newbers
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ltd
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Re: never get busted [Re: wowitch420]
#26802 - 05/11/08 08:38 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
wowitch420 said:
my buddy got busted with a coke straw and they weighed it and charged him with that much cocaine.
wtf that's fucked 
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,982
Loc: 512 TX
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Re: never get busted [Re: ltd]
#26803 - 05/11/08 08:39 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Lieutenant_Dan said:
Quote:
wowitch420 said:
my buddy got busted with a coke straw and they weighed it and charged him with that much cocaine.
wtf that's fucked
deep in the heart of texas... stay out of williamson county
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