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 Re: Well I got convicted haha.  [Re: Triptonic]
#260177 - 08/05/09 02:58 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pay in change. Tell them you had one of those big water things sitting around and you have been filling it with change waiting to pay your ticket.
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: mhbound]
#260182 - 08/05/09 03:09 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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yea they would be pissed but it would be funny.
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mhbound
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: Triptonic]
#260185 - 08/05/09 03:11 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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There was a news article on here where some guy got bitched at and they wouldn't accept his change. Tell them that's all you have.
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: mhbound]
#260189 - 08/05/09 03:16 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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lmao today I went to mc donalds for breakfast after court. And there was this lady at the window where they give you your food like sitting 5 feet infront of the window in her truck. So people had to get their food then back up to get out. And so I went up to her thinking she didnt realize everyone had to back up. And I was like "hey do you think you could move forward just a little so other people can get by" and she was like "IM NOT FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE! IN FACT IM GOING TO BACK UP" haha suprised the shit outta me and then she rolled her window up but I yelled "BITCH" and flicked her off so I felt better lol.
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: Triptonic]
#260196 - 08/05/09 03:22 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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You won. Hhahaha I can't imagine the look on my face if someone said that to me I wouldn't be able to move for a minute. Oh man I don't ever get any exciting stories unless its me doing something fucked up and getting in trouble. Damn that's funny for some reason. I live in Alabama so I can just see some redneck woman with no teeth, smoking a cig, 12 kids in the car, and just pissed off because her food is 2 minutes behind schedule wanting to bitch at someone....Oh man I might have to drive around looking for a victim.
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: mhbound]
#260201 - 08/05/09 03:26 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol she actually looked like the type of lady you just described. I felt bad for honking at a car infront of me that had to back up cuz I thought he was going to back into me.
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: Triptonic]
#260235 - 08/05/09 05:26 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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man i had an awesome time with one of those types of bitches.
it was boxing day a few years ago and i was buying xbox shit from a popular mall. shit was backed up for miles on the onramp into the mall and took 50 minutes to get 200 feet into the parking lot. Anyways it was a crazy mad shuffle all over trying to find a spot. And the snow had fucking blocked the parking lines so people were all over
So after about another 20 minutes of bullshitting around we followed some people back to their car. Anyways this bitch went to cut into it from the opposite side, like she had been waiting. she gbet's out and starts arguing as we explain it was impossible we came from anywhere else but from the back of the row of cars and had obviously been waiting longer. but she did typical dumb bitch maneuvers....
To wrap it up she blocked shit up for 5 minutes and couldnt make the radious into the spot thus fucking a whole row of parking. luckily someone else ahead of her (where we were now trapped left) and we walked into the mall while 4 cars tried to jigsaw out of the impossible lockin they created. So my bro and I walk into the mall and didn't even bother flipping her off.
Wished her a happy new year with a shit eating smile and came back out 20 minutes laters with the game and she was now blocked and locked by like 8-12 cars and was pissing off everyone because she coulnt make a turn.
Anyways we went back in the mall and grabbed a bite and smoked a j outside the mall, headed back to the car and the mess was gone. debated keying her car but just stacked up some brown slush by the driver side door and went home to play some halo (which was hot shit at the time).
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mhbound
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: ezKiel]
#260236 - 08/05/09 05:30 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Thebooedocksaint said:
The only old guy I know that is going be smoking pot is my dead best friends dad, and looking at what he did to a priest for accidentally touching him on the shoulder... Well he would probably have to go to Mexico for the rest of his life if a cop broke in.
Flashbacks: Why I'm glad Vietnam wasn't in my generation.
what the fuck are you on about? I'm pretty sure that doesn't make any sense.
Shitty to hear that trip. Just keep your nose clean for a few years i guess.
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#260273 - 08/05/09 07:51 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol ya I didnt know what Mr. saint was talking about either. And ya im gonna try to keep my nose clean for a while. But this shits going on my record forever.......Guess SWIM is gonna have to sell some shrooms maybe to pay the fine.
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: Triptonic]
#260277 - 08/05/09 07:56 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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if you lived near me I could help you out with that - not selling them but producing them.
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Triptonic
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#260279 - 08/05/09 07:58 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol.....O Swim is good at the producing part.....check out his Mushroom growlog here in the other growables section.
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#260294 - 08/05/09 08:19 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
FurrowedBrow said:
Quote:
Thebooedocksaint said:
The only old guy I know that is going be smoking pot is my dead best friends dad, and looking at what he did to a priest for accidentally touching him on the shoulder... Well he would probably have to go to Mexico for the rest of his life if a cop broke in.
Flashbacks: Why I'm glad Vietnam wasn't in my generation.
what the fuck are you on about? I'm pretty sure that doesn't make any sense.
Shitty to hear that trip. Just keep your nose clean for a few years i guess.
I dont know either, I was crashing after 48 hours without sleep. I could explain it better, but im fucking lazy.
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mhbound
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I'm gonna go do some more coke. 
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#260300 - 08/05/09 08:28 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
FurrowedBrow said:
Quote:
Thebooedocksaint said:
The only old guy I know that is going be smoking pot is my dead best friends dad, and looking at what he did to a priest for accidentally touching him on the shoulder... Well he would probably have to go to Mexico for the rest of his life if a cop broke in.
Flashbacks: Why I'm glad Vietnam wasn't in my generation.
what the fuck are you on about? I'm pretty sure that doesn't make any sense.
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: mhbound]
#260312 - 08/05/09 08:46 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
mhbound said:
I'm gonna go do some more coke.
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: mhbound]
#260317 - 08/05/09 09:00 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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mhbound said:
I'm gonna go do some more coke.
 I am really concerned of the fact you stated what I was doing
But I'm just paranoid.
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mhbound
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You should be I'm watching. I don't get paranoid when I'm doing coke but I guess that's because I always take 4-10 mgs of xanax with it or else I can't handle the anxiety. I just railed a final gram I'm jacked as shit with a cherry limeade. God damn I haven't done coke in over a year I don't think if I did I don't remember. I have a gram and a half left it's pretty good not the best but it's ok. I don't know what I'll do with it...Odds are I'll finish it tonight and be up the rest of the night. Who's with me?
This cherry limeade is so good right now. I just can't get myself to eat the food I bought. 
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Re: Well I got convicted haha. [Re: mhbound]
#260323 - 08/05/09 09:25 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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mhbound said:
You should be I'm watching. I don't get paranoid when I'm doing coke but I guess that's because I always take 4-10 mgs of xanax with it or else I can't handle the anxiety. I just railed a final gram I'm jacked as shit with a cherry limeade. God damn I haven't done coke in over a year I don't think if I did I don't remember. I have a gram and a half left it's pretty good not the best but it's ok. I don't know what I'll do with it...Odds are I'll finish it tonight and be up the rest of the night. Who's with me?
This cherry limeade is so good right now. I just can't get myself to eat the food I bought.
Coke is to rare around rural areas like where i live, its like as rare as morphine patches around here. (witch is rare) Why cant I get the drugs like a big city, but stay in my small 11,000 town?
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mhbound
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Move outside of a college town where you can have your privacy but can drive in to town to get your drugs. Its what I doo.
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