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bananatelephone said:
So I called, and for some reason it didn't work cause my phone is being shitty

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I think I can help you with your phone problem: don't use a phone that's made out of banana!!! They get terable reception which often disconnects and sometimes the phone talks back to you in a variety of different personalities right in the middle of your conversion, giving it the name "banana split".

By the bi, are you really as pretty as your avatar or did you take that photo off the interweb of porn and claim its you like every other girl here?

If that really is you, would you be interested in being my virtual girlfriend and me your virtual boyfriend?

That way, you can send me photos of your hot, virtual body and I can send you photos of amatuer pictures of buffy guys and claim its me! Isn't that what virtual, internet love is all about????

Suddenly in LOVE when Banana Splits,
~ TrueHerbCrystal ~

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bananatelephone said:
So I called, and for some reason it didn't work cause my phone is being shitty

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I think I can help you with your phone problem: don't use a phone that's made out of banana!!! They get terable reception which often disconnects and sometimes the phone talks back to you in a variety of different personalities right in the middle of your conversion, giving it the name "banana split".

By the bi, are you really as pretty as your avatar or did you take that photo off the interweb of porn and claim its you like every other girl here?

If that really is you, would you be interested in being my virtual girlfriend and me your virtual boyfriend?

That way, you can send me photos of your hot, virtual body and I can send you photos of amateur pictures of totally-buff guys and claim its me! Isn't that what virtual, internet love is all about????

Suddenly in LOVE when Banana Splits,
~ TrueHerbCrystal ~

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