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InvisibleTriptonic
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Funny stoner stories.
    #231382 - 05/24/09 03:25 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

alright guys/gals I want to hear some of your good smoking stories....only rule is that they have to be funny, they don't necessarily have to be story either....for example when my buddy pulls ash through he says "Hot lunch!" and that always cracks me up.

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Re: Funny stoner stories. [Re: Triptonic]
    #231436 - 05/24/09 05:37 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

i was like 14 and stoned out of my mind and this dude on a bike almost got hit by a car and started yelling at the driver.  I was on the other side of the street and I yelled "screaming aint gonna solve your problems man" at him.  Then he got all pissed and looked at me and was like you want me to kick your ass kid.  All this shit and I just started laughing my ass off.  My friend was like dont mind him.

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Re: Funny stoner stories. [Re: Cherokee]
    #231460 - 05/24/09 07:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

lol yea I was stoned as well as everyone else in the car one night and we were riding with my buddy drivin around campus.....he starts going onto this road and gets the car up to 45 and he hits a fuckin deer lol. My buddy in the front seat's first reaction was to bust out laughing his ass off and saying that he cut the deers head off. Which made the rest of us laugh. Then I made him pull over to the side of the road to check to see if his cars headlights were ok so we wouldnt get pulled over....and there wasnt even anything wrong with his car haha.

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