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 Thebooedocksaint
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 FFUUUUUUU 
#231022 - 05/23/09 06:10 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well I have no weed, no money, 60 miles worth of gas in my motorcycle, and nothing to do tonight cuz my girlfriend is at her friends birthday party. What should I do?
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"Je pense, donc je suis (I am thinking, therefore I am)." -Rene Descartes
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MFDoom666
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pawn something and drink.
that's what i did.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: MFDoom666]
#231027 - 05/23/09 06:18 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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The Kratom Report...
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Triptonic
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Steal some money, smoke some crack, drive your motorcycle 200 MPH to your girlfriends friends b-day party, crash through the house with the motorcycle, go to to the hospital get some oxy, and then claim that the motorcycle malfunctioned and the brakes didnt work, sue the motorcycle manufaturer for 20,000,000 and retire young.
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MFDoom666
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Integra21
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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: MFDoom666]
#231032 - 05/23/09 06:23 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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sounds like you need to hit up the old spank bank, and enjoy a little time off from the woman. At least just find some old shotgun shells, take the powder out and find some fun shit to blow up. But remember "Safety First"
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Triptonic]
#231054 - 05/23/09 07:26 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Not a big fan of crack. MY motorcycle is a 79' Yamaha 125 Enduro, it redlines at 60. I also don't know a pawn shop open right now around here.
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Triptonic
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lol I dont think a lot of people are fan's of crack on this site.....but its an idea none the less...haha
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Triptonic]
#231056 - 05/23/09 07:29 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lol, I posted that I have nothing to do as my status on facebook. One of the sluttiest girls replied wanna hang out. I lol'd sooo hard.
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Triptonic
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dude fuck with her.....be like yea meet me at this place in 15 mins....and then dont go!
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Triptonic]
#231067 - 05/23/09 07:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm about 15 steps ahead of you. I told her to add me on msn and I keep being like gimme X minutes I gotta do this first. I also keep telling her things we can do. Swim in the river, she asked what if she has no bathing suit and I said skinny dip, then she asked what if she gets cold and I said we can find some way to warm each other up. God I'm fucked if she shows my gf, I guess I can show her the growery to prove I am just messing with the girls head.
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Triptonic
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lol true dat....tell her you want her bad. Post a pic of her! is she ugly?
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Triptonic]
#231092 - 05/23/09 08:30 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I did, and she is still dangling on the hook. haha
I will let you be the judge of her looks.
Those are the best she most likely has.
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Cherokee
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once they hit a certain weight it all just kinda blends into the same fat ass person
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Cherokee]
#231101 - 05/23/09 08:37 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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funny thing is, she is only like 149. Don't ask how I know, I just do and accept it.
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Cherokee
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bro she is more than 149
believe that
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Triptonic
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Shes just "big boned" lol
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Cherokee]
#231106 - 05/23/09 08:40 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fat is a lot lighter then muscle.
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Triptonic
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yes fat is. How tall is she though if you weigh 149 and are 4 ft. tall then you are fat. lol.
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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Triptonic]
#231109 - 05/23/09 09:06 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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idk 4'8'' idk she is fat, just not FAT if you know what I mean. I still wouldn't tap that though. Most likely has about >9000 STDs
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Triptonic
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lol 4'8 isnt very tall my girlfriend is like 5'8 or 5'7 or some shit lol and I dont know what she weighs cuz I dont ask (im a gentlemen) ya right but she cant be over 130 I dont think.....any ways I like the way my girlfriend looks.
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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Triptonic]
#231112 - 05/23/09 09:11 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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plus its a bonus that she smokes!
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Cherokee
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a fat midget
this bitch has got it going on
damn i am ruthless
do me a favor and go bone her
i will do my community service vicariously through you
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: FFUUUUUUU [Re: Cherokee]
#231115 - 05/23/09 09:14 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Me and my girl have been together for 1 yr, I'm not gonna throw that down the shitter for some backdoor slut
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Triptonic
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Ya man same here my girl and I have lived together for a year and a half, and I wouldnt throw away what I have with anyone. It would be stupid....
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