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 Roxum
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#230163 - 05/22/09 01:58 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just got assaulted a little while ago. I was on my smoke walk and I decided to stop by the gas station to get a 40. Well, I'm walking back, and at the house on the corner were I would turn onto my street two guys were on the porch.
I hear the one with no shirt, a shaved head, and many tattoos said toward the door "Don't leave me like this baby." Then they spotted me and walked across the lawn to talk to me. The shirtless one talks some line of bs, claiming he needed a bike and to use my phone (left it at home tonight), would I come in and he'll smoke with me (he kinda patted my shoulder and tried to edge me toward the door) while the other stands by agreeing. When I told them I was sorry, I couldn't help, he started getting irate and saying I was being a dick for not helping him out and threatening me. Once again I said "Sorry, man" and walked off.
Dude didn't like this, so he told the croney to take care of me, then started repeating "do you want to come inside or get taken care of?" I kept walking around the corner, surprised that they expected my help when they were being shady. I walk out of the streetlight and hear some running behind me. When I turn to look, it's the croney running up on me.
"Nothing personal", he says.
"Typical", I think and he hits me square in the jaw. I fall on the bottle and it breaks in the bag. I'd rather take a few licks than lash out and get stabbed or something, so I put my arms in front of my face. He hits me a couple times and runs off.
I don't waste any moments. I stand up, lament for a second the broken forty, and walk around a slight bend as if nothing happened. Apparently, this surprised them and I heard them both go "Wut".
I waited for a couple seconds to see if they had gone round the corner, then walked in the house and called the cops. They came and talked to me, asked me all their questions and seemed to almost expect who I described.
No real injuries and nothing stolen. I think it was quite humorous actually.
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 Tripp420
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Re: Wow [Re: Roxum]
#230165 - 05/22/09 02:06 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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sucks....
i once had a similar situation but i just ran and hopped a fence...
(i wasnt holding a forty)...
the dude had a bat though......
needless to say i was scared shitless...
glad to see your otay though.....
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Integra21
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Re: Wow [Re: Tripp420]
#230166 - 05/22/09 02:12 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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That sux, But they wouldn't have had such big balls in a concealed carry state.
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Roxum
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Re: Wow [Re: Tripp420]
#230167 - 05/22/09 02:15 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thanks, man. It kinda caught me off guard, because I walk around between midnight and 3am a lot in this neighborhood and they were the first people who I've ever seen on my walks. Assholes 
AR has concealed carry. I'm pretty sure they thought I was drunk. They thought it was whiskey for some reason  and I couldn't tell them the time. I been walking for a while was all I knew. 
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Re: Wow [Re: Roxum]
#230168 - 05/22/09 02:17 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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I dont want to seem hypercritical but i would have least defended myself. If the pussy hits you a few times and runs away he sounds like a bit of a wimp. Personally the falling to the ground technique and covering up isnt very effective as it leaves you quite vulnerable. Also if another event such as this occurs were you can either suspect violence is going to erupt its best to be on your guard i.e clench your fist or expect a punch to be thrown at you and attempt to counter it. I know the thought of him pulling a knife is possible and unsettling but if he does intend to hurt you i wouldn't be surprised if he pulled one out if he had the chance rather oppose than punching you as this will result in a more likely chance of him winning.
anyway I'm glad that your OK, but i do recommend more cautious action be taken next time.:)
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Tripp420
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Re: Wow [Re: Roxum]
#230169 - 05/22/09 02:20 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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so are you drunk anyway?...
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Roxum
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Re: Wow [Re: Tripp420]
#230171 - 05/22/09 02:24 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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No, I didn't get a chance to drink the forty.  I pretty high tho. 
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Tripp420
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Re: Wow [Re: Roxum]
#230172 - 05/22/09 02:25 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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whatever works...
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Roxum
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Re: Wow [Re: Roxum]
#230173 - 05/22/09 02:25 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Also, I just found a pic of the worst tan ever
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Coaster
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Re: Wow [Re: Roxum]
#230180 - 05/22/09 03:49 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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omg thats a tan 
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Hydro
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Re: Wow [Re: Coaster]
#230198 - 05/22/09 05:33 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not only a picture of the worst tan ever but a picture of the hottest blonde girl ev er lol .
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: Wow [Re: Roxum]
#230219 - 05/22/09 06:37 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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I would of pulled my knife and just stabbed that bastard, you would be surprised how funny the look on someones face is when they get a knife in the side, but I would just do that since I was raised, if someone is going to try to fuck you up, fuck them up first.
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Hydro
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same here. i dont give a fuck how big the dude his. If he going to hit me their is going to be some exchange of fist in the face. I aint getting hurt with out giving some of it back . fuck that shit.
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Scraps
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Re: Wow [Re: Hydro]
#230222 - 05/22/09 06:42 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol yes i concur to that statement.:)
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: Wow [Re: Hydro]
#230224 - 05/22/09 06:44 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Me and my at-the-time best friend were walking down main street in our little town and this hick just walking by us just clocked him in the face. Needless to say I pulled my knife and the pussy ran away, I was a freshman.
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FarBeyondDriven
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take that 40 you had and blast that fucker in the face with it. it was gonna get broke one way or the other lol
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