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 meatcakeman
You Have Heard of the Yetti
Registered: 04/21/08
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 oh, the bitches. 
#227137 - 05/17/09 03:59 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I could have seriously manhandled this pretty little thang in the bedroom like it was nothing. She's sexy as fuck; god damn.
Too bad she's my good friend's ex; my friend hasn't fully gotten over her either.
But she was kissing on my neck, as was her friend, and started reaching her hand down my pants. I was helpless. My cock had to comply.
But after she grabbed it firmly, I stepped aside and said "No ******, chillllll. What about ****? He's my friend and I don't want him to be mad." She inched towards my face again and starts to kiss me. I leave.
That was the second time I have ever turned down pussy... 
Bro's before ho's.
I'm drunk. I'm going to smoke this bowl. And peace out.
Good Vibes
     
[/end drunken rant]
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 25,306
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: meatcakeman]
#227138 - 05/17/09 04:26 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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dam man u gave up a 3some b/c of ur friends feelings?
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Scraps
Registered: 04/07/09
Posts: 240
Loc: that shady alley
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Coaster]
#227140 - 05/17/09 05:53 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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i think it wudda been easier to have patched up ur friends feelings after the threesome and taken the chance.
seems like getting another 3some might be of sumwhat more difficulty i presume.
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 Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Scraps]
#227176 - 05/17/09 10:19 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nah, if his friend isn't fully over her then there would not be any patching of feelings. When you like someone, thinking about your best friend sticking his dick in her is pretty much the most torturous thing possible.
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Voodoo
Empty
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Posts: 1,196
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Coaster]
#227180 - 05/17/09 10:35 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
dam man u gave up a 3some b/c of ur friends feelings?
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bobby
TheKushFiles
Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 529
Loc: upper sedimentary rock
Last seen: 13 years, 5 months
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Voodoo]
#227183 - 05/17/09 11:30 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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LMAO!!! Damn, talk about some will power, sounds like you'd be a good friend to have.
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Voodoo
Empty
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: bobby]
#227195 - 05/17/09 12:11 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
bobby said:
LMAO!!! Damn, talk about some will power, sounds like you'd be a good friend to have.
yea dude, way more fucking will power than me! friends come and go but 3somes don't happen that often.
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Voodoo]
#227317 - 05/17/09 08:36 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I gave up a 3-some with a couple really hot chicks for my girlfriend. 
fucking mistake 
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Harlz
Registered: 02/05/09
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Your always gonna regret every mistake you made with your last ex, because after you get over them they seem like they wasted your fucking life, or at least that part of it!
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Jeff Funk
Registered: 04/08/09
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Harlz]
#227429 - 05/18/09 10:06 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Good job! And good friend!
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King Koopa
Natty
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Jeff Funk]
#227433 - 05/18/09 10:19 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jeff Funk said:
Good job! And good friend!
i agree
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Ben18
Drunk Derelict
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 3,189
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Jeff Funk]
#227470 - 05/18/09 12:26 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Harry_Ba11sach said:
thinking about your best friend sticking his dick in her is pretty much the most torturous thing possible.
Quote:
Jeff Funk said:
Good job! And good friend!
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Jeff Funk]
#227491 - 05/18/09 01:21 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jeff Funk said:
Good job! And good friend!
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Yungpunk
NewKidOnTheBlock
Registered: 05/17/09
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Quote:
Harry_Ba11sach said:
I gave up a 3-some with a couple really hot chicks for my girlfriend.
fucking mistake
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NICE
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meatcakeman
You Have Heard of the Yetti
Registered: 04/21/08
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Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: Coaster]
#227523 - 05/18/09 03:35 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
dam man u gave up a 3some b/c of ur friends feelings?
Quote:
Harry_Ba11sach said:
I gave up a 3-some with a couple really hot chicks for my girlfriend.
fucking mistake
I don't know if I could have sealed the deal with a threesome. These two girls were just kissing on me after I won a beer pong game; yeah, I know, sounds like a typical Van Wylder testosterone-filled frat party. Anyways, my friend's ex, with her friend, dragged me into the house onto a sofa and that's where said incident happened. I don't know for sure what these two girls were up to, or what they are sexually capable of, for that matter  .
But I've known my friend since elementary school, and we used to play music together when we were younger. Needless to say, I am more emotionally inclined to act in favor of him. Sexually, I would say otherwise, but I currently have a girlfriend, who coincidentally played soccer with my friend's ex, so the whole incident would have and could have been a jumble of bad news.
Nonetheless, I am curious as to what I missed out on; I am a mere man influenced by his hormones.
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*What could have been.
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Big Chief
Pipe Dreams
Registered: 03/02/09
Posts: 323
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Re: oh, the bitches. [Re: meatcakeman]
#227535 - 05/18/09 03:50 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Damn dude... I had a 3some when I was 18 or 19. I was frying balls hard on 4 or 5 hits of acid and it was the best night of my life. I still relive it in my dreams. You FUCKED UP brah. LOL
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